Why dont more mainstream chain places do innovative stuff like this?

Why dont more mainstream chain places do innovative stuff like this?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much are those? Not less than $100 each I bet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think its like 25 bucks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      where the frick do you live anon?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2024 Yankees payroll is ~$300MM.
        >muh tendies ain't cheap

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Steinbrenner likes to keep the money on the field.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do they make money? I'm a europoor and watched some baseball while I was in the states. The Stadiums look always so empty like 30% of the seats taken.
          I know you guys are pretty much against real football where you only play with your feet. But our home stadium is always sold out most of the games and you can only purchase up to two tickets per account.
          I guess American football has full stadiums at least.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            TV rights are worth like $2 billion a season, then they have massive licensing and sponsorships and playing 81 games makes a decent amount of money even if some of them are near-empty because they play 81 games at home, and then there's a gigantic play-off series to make even more ticket money.
            NFL is like the opposite, they only play I think 17 games per season, but that's as much because their players can't physically play much more than they already do because of how intense NFL is. MLB is basically cricket but even less physical.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks anon. Now this makes a lot more sense. Didn't know they play so many games.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How do they make money?
            >The Stadiums look always so empty
            Oh you thought they paid to build that stadium? They're literally subsidized by taxpayers. Sports are the biggest fricking scam.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But our home stadium is always sold out most of the games and you can only purchase up to two tickets per account.
            Baseball seasons have a frickton of games. Usually around 160 games a year.
            Cause of that, unless it's a super intense matchup near the end of the season or a matchup you would want to see, the attendance is middling.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks again. I didn't know this. 160 games is insane, I wouldn't want to go to the stadium every couple of days as well. At most we have 17 home soccer matches per season. More if the club is in Europe league or champions League but still that is a lot lower than baseball.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Last time I went to an Astros game it was $17 for a beer

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based Astros Enjoyer
          Also just bring plastic flasks in with you, it aint comp0licated

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      please understand, small family owned team

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slavery is illegal, sir

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the cheapest slop for maximum profit is all they care about. No soul anymore.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Late zoomers will never experience the magic of the old Yankee stadium. Bronx for life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was so great about it? Other than bringing traffic to the neighborhood and keeping a couple of mediocre bars in business that wouldn't exist without sportsball

      t. old geezer who lives near it but doesn't like sportsball

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was architecturally significant being one of the last pre-war stadiums left standing in the US. Not sure why you mentioned traffic considering the new ballpark was constructed on the same block.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They should have just kept the polo grounds. And I am not sure why you love moronic amounts of traffic so much but I guess that's what the bronx is for. Everyone in the tristate area needs a place to do burnouts and idle their engines and park their cars in the middle of the road with impunity.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro I live in the woods. I only travel to israelite York City via Amtrak. That Way I can be hammered and on weed gummies by the time I reach Penn Station.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >innovative
    Putting food in a cup is innovative? God damn sports fans are moronic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It appears there's a drink in the bottom part and the top part is a bowl for the food. The "innovation" is making them into a single unit with a place for the straw down to the liquid to pass through the bowl of food.
      It does make me wonder how tight the straw is with the hole and if crumbs or sauce can leak down into the drink. Does the heat from the food warm up with drink? Does the ice from the drink cool down the food? It's all cheap plastic so don't expect much in the way of insulation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merging a bowl and a cup, both of which can be washed and kept as a souvenir, is pretty innovative.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupid european

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        His standards for innovation may be a bit different.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > cold drink served with hot food on top
    Gee, I wonder

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heat rises so it won't affect the cool drink below.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dude you replied to is a moron

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bet you're really surprised when you pick up the bottom of a bowl containing something hot.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bowl
            Let's be real, that anon hasn't eaten anything from a bowl other than cereal. Everything else comes from a bag and is wrapped in paper or cardboard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, I bought one of these at Yankees Stadium and they work great. Hot tendies and fries, cold soda, a perfect day.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It also radiates

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hot food and cold beverage sharing a common boundary layer
    morons paying extra to make everything worse

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already exists as a Stanley cup accessory.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the purpose of a Stanley cup?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To recognize the best hockey team.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong, it recognizes the NHL team that "wins" more games than their opponents in the playoffs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            this, too much luck involved

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, "luck"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                how much money youre born into is luck

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$50 worth of food from Johnny Rockets

    Why even bother...

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >nobody:
    >weirdos, at random times and for no reason: fricking AMERICA fuaaark arggghhhh FRICK AMMMMMEEERRRRIIIICCCCAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a true

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      true but you also can't refute his point

      >at the pub
      So Australian and dumb and gay
      Any other topics you'd like to show your huge homosexual ignorance of?
      Actually, now that you mention it, tailgating is one thing I'd like to stay in America, since every other country tries to steal our food culture

      so going to a bar now is dumb and gay?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You wot mate?
    One of the big parts of going to American football games is tailgating in the parking lot.
    You cook food, drink beer, socialize, for hours before the game. You just showed that's impossible at your awful looking stadiums.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably fresh out of covid jail, give him a break. Prison time really messes with your head.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just because the trek across the thing you call a parking lot requires food & drink rations doesn't mean everyone that goes to a game wants to LARP as the fricking israelites walking through the desert for 40 years

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      people do that at the MCG as well, the park on the right hand side is a lot bigger than the photo shows

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmm. I could sit in a baking parking lot for hours on plastic furniture while inhaling car exhaust, or I could be in Australia and have a proper feed and a drink at the pub before catching a tram or walking to the ground.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >at the pub
        So Australian and dumb and gay
        Any other topics you'd like to show your huge homosexual ignorance of?
        Actually, now that you mention it, tailgating is one thing I'd like to stay in America, since every other country tries to steal our food culture

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stealing "American" food culture is like stealing black inventions.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hsp's: not american
          >pie floater: not american
          >lamb: americans hate it
          >pav: isn't made out of high fructose corn syrup, and fruit, eww

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird. Maybe you should have your sport guys play a sport that is fun to watch for its own sake.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that you call it a "feed" shows what domesticated cattle you are. Please get on the wrong side of WW3 so we can fix England's mistake.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Weird.
        How dare Americans have a party in the parking lot before a football game! Totally WEIRD!!!
        Borderline insanity!!!
        There should be NO PARTING before a game and the crowd should make no noise except for mild applause after a touchdown and only enjoy cucumber sandwiches and English tea during the game!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plus you get the added fun of finding out what the local junkies/ethnics did to your car while you were in the stadium. Perhaps they just smashed your windows, maybe they took your catalytic converter, took a shit/left needles in your car, or maybe they just stole your whole car. Sportsball games in a declining empire full of degenerates are so much fun!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >muh car
        they were doing a public service

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's a great service to have your only reliable form of transport destroyed or stolen. Maybe next time I'm on BART I should wake one of those upstanding citizens from their fentanyl nap to thank them in person.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            this but unironically

            [...]
            >DA BROKNKS
            >MUH TIMBS
            >AYYO LEMME GET BAKEONEEGHNNCHIZZ homie

            everything north of the harlem river and south of woodbury needs to be nuked.

            so nuke riverdale and spuyten duyvil and keep everything else? sounds good to me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Delusional, jealous, clueless youre a peein

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dignity

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >holy heckin WOWZERS!!!! is that...IS THAT A LE NEW PLASTIC CUP TO PUT MY TENDIES IN THAT I WILL PAY 1000% UPCHARGE FOR?!?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO LE BASED THANK YOU BASED israelite BUSINESSMAN
    Grim

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hot food on top of ice cold drink
    >the hot food gets cold faster and the drink gets hot faster
    If I was God I would kill the person who invented this and anyone who bought it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      all going to the same place trumpgay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but heat rises

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry bill nye but you don't understand physics nearly as well as you do bleeding axe wounds.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is why people sit above bonfires instead of next to them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the heat of the food cooks the ice

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >innovative

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >DA BROKNKS
    >MUH TIMBS
    >AYYO LEMME GET BAKEONEEGHNNCHIZZ homie

    everything north of the harlem river and south of woodbury needs to be nuked.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're mad the Hudson Valley exists? Who else is going to pay for all the Venezuelans and mystery-meat illegals?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >top-heavy, risky to have it stand on its own
    >if you try holding it in your lap any movement will make the tenders fall
    >the cold sods cools the meat and vice versa
    >grease drips into the drink
    Might as well make a Nacho hat like from the Simpsons (I know that bald cuck did)

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sauce cup lazily thrown on top
    They were so close to greatness.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Car racing: Tag Heuer
    Boat racing: Panerai
    Airplane racing: Breitling
    Horse racing: Long Jeans
    Bicycle racing: Tissot
    Baseball: Casio
    Golf: Rolex

    Casio and Rolex confirmed for sedentary fat frick gluttons. All other watches >>>> Casio and Rolex. God I hate fat people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolex also sponsors tennis tournaments so I guess it all evens out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BET sponsors high-end equestrian events.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm waiting for the taco bell salt and straw chocolate taco

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ice melts 500x faster
    >the fries/chicky nuggos on the bottom are cold as frick and soggy

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Food in a container? Shit.. what's next? Utensils to eat the food with?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek read this in

      https://i.imgur.com/VKuKdNB.jpg

      BET sponsors high-end equestrian events.

      's voice

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those were probably 40 dollars each not even counting ticket and parking

    All told probably like 300 dollars for the pleasure of some microwaved sysco tendies

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this video will BREAK and CRIPPLE 90% of Culinalyners...

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good idea minus the *yuck* skin get rid of that and add my personal rub you've got a "scran" alright. Just can't stand all that fat and hair.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why didn't people use [invention] before it was invented?

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one-handed slop in a cup
    >why don't they serve this at Applebee's?

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