WOAH CRAZY! I fuck your mother as well. We practice extreme anal gapage. I shoved a bowling ball up her ass. The best thing about it is thst your father pays me to sit in the corner of the room and watch! He even cleans up after I shit on her chest! 500 bucks per session to watch. The sick fucks.
I've been slurping raw oysters all my life in Massachusetts. I've found a few Pearls, none of them were fit to make israeliteelry with. It's just fun finding a big one in the dozens during a seafood feast.
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I'll have to keep this in mind. That's one of my mom's goals for her bucket list is to find a pearl in an oyster
I don't like cold seafood
I feel like I would need to eat a lot of them for them to be a filling main dish if I was going to cook them since I don't make appetizers when I'm cooking food for my house
They're too expensive to order at a restaurant since I don't know if I will like them
I have no friends so I cannot engineer a situation where I am able to try a communally available oyster or barter for an oyster with a member of the group who has ordered some and I lack the charisma and courage to propose such things to a stranger.
These are the reasons I have not taken the oysterpill and I hope to have answered your question satisfactorily.
Never got the appeal. I typically like all kinds of foods and I've yet to find seafood I don't like except for oysters. They feel and taste like cold phlegm. Not my thing.
I have. You were supposed to notice. 🙁 Favorite kind?
Last time, I had an oyster was in a buffet
Did you know that oysters are a great source of zinc? 😀
So is your mom's pussy after I smash 90 oyster, getting a raging hard on from all the aphrodisiacs and finding the nearest fat chick.
WOAH CRAZY! I fuck your mother as well. We practice extreme anal gapage. I shoved a bowling ball up her ass. The best thing about it is thst your father pays me to sit in the corner of the room and watch! He even cleans up after I shit on her chest! 500 bucks per session to watch. The sick fucks.
I member they used to cost 25 cents a peice fresh outta the Bay. Too expensive these days.
> 50 calories per dollar
I have, they are $1 each at the docks near me.
Do you have to blow the mexican shucking them? Gross dude
No. He gets your mother to do that.
No, they are ocean fresh. Mexicans don't work in the fishing industry, primary Portuguese around here.
Whats the difference? Both are in south america
The nationality not the language.
Yeah, both disgusting south America
>primary Portuguese around here
New England CHAD
My ancestors were those Portuguese!
>New England
also where the best oysters in the world are from
I've been slurping raw oysters all my life in Massachusetts. I've found a few Pearls, none of them were fit to make israeliteelry with. It's just fun finding a big one in the dozens during a seafood feast.
I'll have to keep this in mind. That's one of my mom's goals for her bucket list is to find a pearl in an oyster
you my shucka?
Because I don't like seafood. Especially raw shellfish. The fuck is wrong with you
You are the one in the wrong. Great seafood is peak cuisine.
The seafood diet is also wonderful.
The ~~*FDA*~~ doesn't want this message to spread to the general population.
I don't like cold seafood
I feel like I would need to eat a lot of them for them to be a filling main dish if I was going to cook them since I don't make appetizers when I'm cooking food for my house
They're too expensive to order at a restaurant since I don't know if I will like them
I have no friends so I cannot engineer a situation where I am able to try a communally available oyster or barter for an oyster with a member of the group who has ordered some and I lack the charisma and courage to propose such things to a stranger.
These are the reasons I have not taken the oysterpill and I hope to have answered your question satisfactorily.
Sincerely,
Doug from Papillon, Nebraska.
I find it annoying when people keep sticker labels on kitchen utensils
Never got the appeal. I typically like all kinds of foods and I've yet to find seafood I don't like except for oysters. They feel and taste like cold phlegm. Not my thing.
Steamed oysters weren't too bad for me; I definitely don't want to eat a raw one though.
Ugh yeah You could I’m into ‘sters. Bang the shell up with a hammer and throw me in the garden. An old Irish trick.
yeah buddy