Why haven't you taken the oysterpill?

Why haven't you taken the oysterpill?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have. You were supposed to notice. 🙁 Favorite kind?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last time, I had an oyster was in a buffet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know that oysters are a great source of zinc? 😀

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So is your mom's pussy after I smash 90 oyster, getting a raging hard on from all the aphrodisiacs and finding the nearest fat chick.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          WOAH CRAZY! I fuck your mother as well. We practice extreme anal gapage. I shoved a bowling ball up her ass. The best thing about it is thst your father pays me to sit in the corner of the room and watch! He even cleans up after I shit on her chest! 500 bucks per session to watch. The sick fucks.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I member they used to cost 25 cents a peice fresh outta the Bay. Too expensive these days.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > 50 calories per dollar

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have, they are $1 each at the docks near me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have to blow the mexican shucking them? Gross dude

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. He gets your mother to do that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, they are ocean fresh. Mexicans don't work in the fishing industry, primary Portuguese around here.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whats the difference? Both are in south america

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The nationality not the language.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, both disgusting south America

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >primary Portuguese around here
          New England CHAD
          My ancestors were those Portuguese!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >New England
            also where the best oysters in the world are from

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've been slurping raw oysters all my life in Massachusetts. I've found a few Pearls, none of them were fit to make israeliteelry with. It's just fun finding a big one in the dozens during a seafood feast.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll have to keep this in mind. That's one of my mom's goals for her bucket list is to find a pearl in an oyster

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you my shucka?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I don't like seafood. Especially raw shellfish. The fuck is wrong with you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are the one in the wrong. Great seafood is peak cuisine.
      The seafood diet is also wonderful.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ~~*FDA*~~ doesn't want this message to spread to the general population.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like cold seafood
    I feel like I would need to eat a lot of them for them to be a filling main dish if I was going to cook them since I don't make appetizers when I'm cooking food for my house
    They're too expensive to order at a restaurant since I don't know if I will like them
    I have no friends so I cannot engineer a situation where I am able to try a communally available oyster or barter for an oyster with a member of the group who has ordered some and I lack the charisma and courage to propose such things to a stranger.
    These are the reasons I have not taken the oysterpill and I hope to have answered your question satisfactorily.

    Sincerely,
    Doug from Papillon, Nebraska.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it annoying when people keep sticker labels on kitchen utensils

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never got the appeal. I typically like all kinds of foods and I've yet to find seafood I don't like except for oysters. They feel and taste like cold phlegm. Not my thing.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steamed oysters weren't too bad for me; I definitely don't want to eat a raw one though.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh yeah You could I’m into ‘sters. Bang the shell up with a hammer and throw me in the garden. An old Irish trick.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah buddy

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