Why is eating alone always depicted as some awful, depressing thing?

Why is eating alone always depicted as some awful, depressing thing?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    according to your theory we all should be miserable at least three times a day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >three times a day
      Fatso

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >portions
        Dumbo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        breakfast, lunch and dinner

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eating out is a social event

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because people get lonely pretty easily. It does not have to be an issue though

      Not necessarily

      according to your theory we all should be miserable at least three times a day

      Tard

      Well... it is a bit on the tragic side, but I guess you gotta eat, you brave soldier you.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well... it is a bit on the tragic side, but I guess you gotta eat, you brave soldier you.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your flatware is placed incorrectly. I eat like this all the time and it’s very nice. It’s a quiet time alone away from the distractions and constant stimulation of the modern world.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because we're social animals, and we have eaten together, over thousands of years.

      >It’s a quiet time alone away from the distractions and constant stimulation of the modern world.
      Pure cope, loser. Meals are for bonding with those around you. Always have, always will be. Anything you say otherwise, is just your coping mechanism, for being a failure at life.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have more money than you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Meals are for bonding with those around you. Always have, always will be
        did eating to stay alive go out of fashion?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ackshually, strictly speaking a knife is not flatware therefore you should have said cutlery if we're going to play the pedantic butthole game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re right. Let me fix that. OP, your cutlery is placed incorrectly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your flatware is placed incorrectly
      have you considered left-handedness?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Left-handedness is a defect that should be corrected, not encouraged.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn’t matter. Leftoids aren’t excused from following proper etiquette because they have moronic hands.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >go to fancy restaurant alone
    >surrounded by normies and their dates
    >pay 40$ for my fish and a drink
    >this is some of the best food I've eaten in months
    >there for an hour savoring my food
    >overhear some normies getting up to leave
    >look over
    >they didn't eat half their food
    It's like these normie tastelets can't even taste the food! They're just there to talk about pointless crap! WTF IS WRONG WITH NORMIES!?!?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. Go to a free play in the park and everybody talks through it. Go to an open air cinema and everybody talks through the movie. Go to a concert and everybody talks through it. Go to the library and everybody is sitting around talking loudly on their phones. There's no peace. What can they possibly have to say when all they ever do is talk?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you use the word "normie" you're a normalhomosexual that doesn't belong here.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's only so somebody can cap my post for /r/Culinaly if they like it (please say yes!)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you think Culinaly is some secret club you're the one who doesn't belong here, underage

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've been here since before you were born, normalhomosexual. Go the frick back.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Underage as frick
        Normie has been used on Culinaly for longer than you've been alive, little buddy. Adjust.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >newbie as frick
          Normie has been used on Reddit for longer than it has on Culinaly, fat homosexual. Go back.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was a &totse mod, you kids can all go huff raid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't adapt to new lingo
        You don't belong here, election tourist.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll never adapt to reddit lingo, homosexual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      should have gone over there and eaten the scraps in that case

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why, yes... I do eat and drink at the bar by myself with headphones on... how could you tell?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are most restaurants generally filled with couples and groups?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron bugmen with no internal monologue feel the need to constantly surround themselves with other feeble-minded individuals.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they have take out containers for losers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where? In most countries dining alone is perfectly acceptable. It’s really only America that has the weird idea only socially maladjusted people eat alone.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, I’ll tell you hwat. Sometimes you eat the dinner, and sometimes the dinner eats you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like that applies more to JaCulinaly than even the 500lb+ planetoid people. First JaCulinaly ate the meat, now it’s eating him.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that's just a normalgay thing. A nice meal tastes infinitely better when there aren't other people around to ruin it.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess it depends. Eating alone at a restaurant? Who cares, you could be traveling, or maybe you prefer eating alone, nobody gives a shit.

    Eating alone in your own home, however, means you failed at life as traditionally defined by WASPs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tabasco nice, have you seen that video on YouTube foe a Mac and cheese recipe made by an Asian guy. He uses onion in the sauce, i need the video.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eating alone can lead to elevated blood pressure, high blood sugar, excess fat around your midsection, and abnormal cholesterol or triglyceride levels. combine this with the nasty mcdonald's you eat everyday and y'all are basically killing yourselves. but considering the fact that you're all just a bunch of sexist racist nazi incels, i think that might be a good thing.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its the only way i eat and its prety depressin awful thing

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know or care but i HATE eating out because i get hungry at weird times and dont like eating when im not hungry
    if you gotta eat out alone just go to a place with a bar, that's what normal people do ffs

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because women who can't keep their legs closed and men who can't keep their dick in their pants want to feel ok about not having any long term planning skills

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