Why is this one the boomer monster?

Why is this one the boomer monster?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real boomers drink coffee.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No seriously who the frick drinks energy drinks?
      We got coffee, and tea and we didn't need anything else. What is all this shit?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who the frick drinks energy drinks?
        Just literally billions of people?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn I didn't know billions of people were gay.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well now you know

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure at least 1 billion, if not actually billions, people globally in fact are gay, just look at male-on-male rape in asia, the middle east and africa

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't imagine it's anywhere near that. Even here in England most people don't drink them. Where I used to work, out of 13 staff I'd say about 3 of us ever drank them.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a legit blue collar wagie and literally nobody drinks monster, only red bull

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a legit blue collar wagie and literally nobody drinks monster, only red bull

            I work in tech and most people just drink coffee. Some of the young <30 people drink Red Bull. Then across age ranges some of the people with lower class backgrounds drink monster.
            I’ve never seen someone whose grandparents went to college drink monster.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coffee makes my wee stink and tea isnt sparkly and cold in my stores.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          coffee piss smells better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >need
        CRINGE

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No seriously who the frick drinks drinks?
        We got water, and we didn't need anything else. What is all this shit?
        This is how moronic you sound btw

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ton of vitamins
        good flavors

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like anything that has caffeine: tea, coffee, cola, energy drinks, just give it to me. it's nice to have so many varieties cuz I get bored of one thing after a while.
        I should try mate sometime.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah you should try mating lololololo

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            gottem

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen doctors walk into the office with energy drinks. Red Bull in particular

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Coffee fricks with my stomach.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't need to be warmed
        >fruit flavors
        I prefer coffee but cmon bro

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because its the most popular
    boomers love trends

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it appeal to them in the same was New Balance shoes do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a promising line of reasoning but can you explain in more detail? I think almost no one understands that attraction either.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wear New Balance because Takumi does..I didn’t know it made me a boomer

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First, Satan created green monster. Shrek. Tastes like onions. Increases testosterone with the side effect of attracting green, monstrous-looking women who are ugly on both inside and out.

    Then, God created white monster, Adolf. The flavor is complex, and frankly, I'm convinced it tastes different every time I open a can. This stuff gives you super powers and can convert Bolshevists from political manipulators and pornographers into productive prisoners. Truly the white man's drink.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly accurate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a nazi drinking a israeli made and israeli owned beverage

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was either forced meme or viral marketing here like 10 years ago. "That first sip of the day" threads with the picture of the white Monster, every single day. Then the 30 year old boomer meme started around the same time so I guess they just gave him a white Monster since it was also popular on Culinaly at the same time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That first sip of the day" threads
      This. I still remember the threads on 2016 fit when it started and it made me want to try it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there's one thing I hate it's when a meme gets successfully forced. Same with any oomer meme and whatever drivel popular youtubers slap onto their thumbnails

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        All memes are "forced" you newbie wienersucker.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crazy frog was totally natural except when it was referenced in Talk To Me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you want to oversimplify things to your own moronic level, sure. But are you gonna tell me any random picture in your folders is comparable to the whole cumbrain/coomer ordeal and all the shit that came with it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most successful viral marketing campaign ever.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because someone started forcing this "that 30 year old boomer who does X" meme on all boards years ago
    That's literally all there is to it. It was somewhat nonsensical back then already but it turned into a very successful campaign for Monster somehow

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how bad is monster? I buy groceries once a month and always buy 4 cans of monster, I drink one can per week on saturdays because it's the day I have to get up early to work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how bad is monster
      It's heavy on sugar. The zero versions are heavy on sweeteners.
      The caffeine and taurine is at the right dosage, not excessive.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The zero versions are heavy on sweeteners
        This means literally nothing. ITT takes like a milligram of liquid sucralose to sweeten like 16 ounces of beverage.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is aboomer lady at my work. She leaves odorous pools of scent smelling of monster and cigarette butts. She had two closed mo sters ready to go at one point, and one time her pockets exploded with used ciggy butts. I wish I were joking. It comes out of her pores.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a forced meme. If anything, the "boomer" energy drink is, obviously, Red Bull.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that would be can o whoopass you tard

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started drinking them recently. They're pretty good.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because literal paid monster shills decided to run an incredibly successful guerrilla marking campaign on Culinaly 8 years ago and it persisted

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The white top with the black tab is a nice aesthetic. If I was as shallow as the avg boomer I would let such things dictate my choice of beverage.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oddly the only person I know that drinks white monsters is a legitimate baby boomer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell him to stop boomin babies, thats fricked up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Strange enough I’m making a boom boom right now. A shit baby if it wasn’t clear

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m still not sure I follow. Please post your shit to clear things up.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shant, you seem too eager for it, it’s giving desperate

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it’s giving
              kys

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok leafyishere

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but like. What is the best monster flavor?
    I for one really like the new reserve orange dreamsicle flavor they released. Pretty good shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Ultra Paradise. Violet and Watermelon ultras are also very nice.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on which boards you visit, it’s also simultaneously the troony monster
    The duality of man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies are boomers confirmed

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes like shit

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God you're all fricking stupid.

    It's the boomer flavor because boomers have the beetus and need to avoid sugar.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your post is ironic because it makes no sense

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Ultra Blue

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink it now from time to time to embrace the boom within.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got these 2 bad boys, white is way too boomer for me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exquisite taste. The two best of the Ultras.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zero sugar
      you fricked up
      worst thing you can do when taking a metabolic stimulant is take it without giving your body any energy to fuel your increased metabolism
      say goodbye to your adrenal system

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good riddance. Didn't need it anyway worry wort.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        caffeine is actually more effective in the absence of sugars and fats

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it because it tastes less sweet than the other varieties.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys wanna hear something funny?
    My dick is a bit taller than one can of monster energy and is 3/4 thick like one of these cans(my girth is 6 inches)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, mines about the size of a redbull can

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry forgot to mention....crushed, of course.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was recovering from phallo as hard as people say?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, mines about the size of a redbull can

      Sorry forgot to mention....crushed, of course.

      please send pictures

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The monster logo is 666 in hebrew
    for me, it's rockstar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is weird because that number is a Greek concept

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the number of the beast is 616 anyway

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What I said before still applies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first energy drink I ever had was rockstar, and it tasted like what I thought beer tasted like.
      I fricking wish beer tasted like that.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the only one you can buy in bulk in person. I think it was at Costco at one point even. To get 24packs and 12packs of the colors you need to order online, and old people do not buy groceries online.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink a can for breakfast every day, though I'm currently on Ultra-Blue. The b-vitamins take the edge off my hangovers.
    t. functional alcoholic gen-Xer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You won't be so functional after you hurt a family member or get arrested for drunk driving

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Had a high school friend killed by a drunk driver, so I've always been a teetotaler if i have to drive. That's part of how one stays functional.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the humble Mango Loco

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    /sipboys2024/

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baby boomers don't actually drink this. The meme is more like
    >30-40-something conservative men
    Conservative men think tea is gay, so scratch that off the list of possibilities.
    >in rural middle-America
    Anywhere that isn't within driving distance of a port that gets daily shipments of fresh beans isn't going to have good coffee shops. I used to live in Oklahoma, and the coffee scene there is fricking abysmal. Best you can hope for is small mom-n-pop places that import single source beans and still do pourover. Anyways,
    >who need caffeine but don't want to die of heart disease
    Self-explanatory. The default green monster is cancer for your thighs and gives you man breasts, but the white one is sugar-free. If you can get past the flavor, about the only negative consequence is carbonation on your enamel, but that's a problem with tea/coffee too, so it's a moot point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >men think tea is gay

      FTFY

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're not masculine. You're just fat and insecure about it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would you want to make all men look like insecure morons

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The viral marketing campaign was extremely successful, that's why.

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