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Why is this upsetting?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not sure. Being a heterosexual male, I have very little avocado experience

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You haven't stabbed yourself through the hand yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I did tho…

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek
        It's called "avocado hand" doctors and nurses have a nickname for it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then I guess I have “avocado foreskin”.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you ok now anon? did you lose the finger?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Caused by dumbfricks trying to remove the pit by stabbing it with the tip of the knife, when what you're supposed to do is lightly thwack it with the heel of a chef's knife and twist. If that doesn't work, either you need to work on your knife skills or your avocado is not ripe. Also push the pit off from the blade side, if you try to pick it off the edge that's another way to cut yourself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >somebody saved my picture
        holy shit that is an old one. That's like 8 years old. I'm still at this apartment and can post that counter and timestamp, though, I no longer have the cuting board or plates.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I take this back, that's my old apartment. I didn't realize I have the same shitty counters now as I did then. Womp womp

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because there's nothing more satisfying than that *thunk* of chopping the blade into the pit, then spinning it to remove. Once that is complete, now sated, one is no longer upset.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It shouldn't be. The smaller the seed, the more pulp you get.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mine recently have been all nut and very little actual meat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all nut and very little actual meat
      Like a Greek statue?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Proportions are pretty accurate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you notice that this David is not circumcised ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          for most of human history only israelites and muslims were circumcised.
          americucks are a new addition to this lamentable roster

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Think about what you just typed, and how it might relate to that poster's observation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's a totally average penis, r-right?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's a grower
          if you aren't subhuman, your wiener should 3x in size erected

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i actually love avocado bros
    my mom makes the best guacamole too, frick i miss it

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone voluntarily eat avocado? it doesnt taste nice at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they taste nice at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      outrageous macros, especially fiber

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cut my avocados with a butter knife. i dont understand why anyone would use a sharp knife

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you now have to eat disgusting shit that is avocado

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this what you wanted to happen?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does avocado seed taste like?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eat it plain
    taste like nothing
    >adds salt
    tastes awesome and has a unique flavour

    what kind of sorcery is this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I usually add soy sauce and it tastes awesome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      salt intensifies flavors because of complicated chemical and neurological reasons

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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