Why is White Castle so fricking weird?

Why is White Castle so fricking weird?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's very old while not having the image of old fashioned

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is it wierd? It's burgers fries and rings...

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these look like sandwiches that you make at home when you're lazy. they must be cheap. how much is a burger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One is .96 cents, 1.12 for cheese. You can buy a case of 30 for about $30 and sometimes they do deals.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh damn that are some good prices. is it any good?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it delicious. Not very healthy though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It can be good, they are kind of addictive for some reason. It's decent cheap eats, just don't get the frozen ones at the store

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your moronic. The frozen ones are great. The secret is to put a two pack of them straight in the microwave without opening them. Put them on 60 seconds. They cook perfectly and the bag will pop towards the end. Open the package and bone apple teeth.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're somehow delicious, I wish we had a White Castle out here on the West Coast because I miss those cheap little suckers. The microwave ones are a reasonable substitute for the real thing though. Best if you thaw them in the fridge first.

          They had breakfast sandwiches on the shelves for a while, and holy shit they fricking stomped all over Jimmy Dean and those other microwave breakfast sandwiches, fricking flavorless lumps in comparison. Haven't seen the WC ones recently, maybe it was a test market thing that didn't go over. Shame.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            t. american.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              delusional freak
              two planes wasn't enough

              lol seething

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >that are some good prices
          incorrect!
          the slider used to be $0.15
          when they raised it to $0.35 it was a tragedy.
          at $0.96 it's just non-feasible.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            $0.15 in what year?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Probably the fricking 60's when minimum wage was like $1.50/hour. homies can't into inflation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wages have zero correlation with inflation

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why it was just a few years ago in 1975

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >1960: 12c
                >1969: 14c
                >1970: 15c
                >1975: 20c
                >1978: 25c
                >1980: 27c
                >1987: 30c
                >1990: 38c
                >1995: 38c
                >2000: 44c
                >2005: 52c
                >2008: 53c
                >2010: 64c
                >2013: 64c
                >2018: 75c
                >2024: 117c

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            1 usd for a slider would be considered a good price in my easter EU country with the average income 1/4th of USA. So kindly shut the frick up you boomer moreon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like Taco Bell, it used to be incredibly cheap.
      Which made it acceptable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I get 10 originals and 2 fries for $14, theyre slider sized so its easy to eat a bunch.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why cassle don sesun dey food

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >paying over $10 for $2 worth of food that will get cold and hard 5mins after you pick it up

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You know what I'm in the mood for? A burger with a patty so wafer thin that you can see through the meat. Make sure to steam it instead of properly grilling it. Also make sure to add more onion than meat to my burger. I want to basically be eating a whole ass onion. And the bun should really doughy and soggy so you better steam it with the burger. Maybe throw in half a kraft single, but not too much cheese please. Now make sure to do all this 30 minutes to an hour before I order, so when I finally get my burger it's been sitting under a heat lamp the entire time. Yes, that's perfect. Thank you, White Castle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >whole ass onion
      There is no onion on the burger. It's dehydrated celery soaked in onion juices.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stoners are thoroughly fricking moronic? I'm shocked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >whole ass onion
      There is no onion on the burger. It's dehydrated celery soaked in onion juices.

      >ass onion

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    White Castle burgers are the exact same as vending machine burgers.
    In fact they make White Castle vending machine burgers and they taste exactly like White Castle burgers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >vending machine burgers
      I'm scared.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Great White Castle-Krystal War is inevitable. I just don't want to be anywhere near the toilet aftermath when it happens.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Krystal doesn’t exist anywhere in the US that matters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Neither does White Castle.
        >Krystal 360 locations
        >White Castle 345 locations
        Even their respective sizes makes them both irrelevant.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >have neither of them in my state.
          Well frick, we dont even have In-N-Out, WhatABurger, Zaxby's or Culver's either
          Guess my state is just uncultured when it comes to slop.
          We have Cookout and WaWa lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          White Castle is in New York, the only good city in the country.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            delusional freak
            two planes wasn't enough

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >In New York City, the number of locations has declined significantly in recent years. As of 2020, there were only 20 White Castle locations in the area.
            Enjoy them while you can, because it won't be long before they're all gone.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            imagine being the exact opposite of correct.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just stop raping kids, you filthy rat

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That meme movie was the best thing that could happen to them, cause those burgers are shite.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kneel before your betters!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know someone who swears by White Castle. I don't get it. They do sell them in Walmarts across the country tho. Tastee Donuts (chain in the South) copied them and calls them "Tastee Burgers" but they are just White Castle copies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have to enjoy them as their own thing. If you expect them to be bite size hamburgers, you're going to be disappointed. They're beef-onion sponges. The way they're cooked in an actual White Castle allows the onion juice to steam up through the patty into the bun sitting on top of it. As a result, the dividing line between meat patty and bun becomes a gradient.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's why the microwave ones don't match what you get in the restaurant.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are designed to be palatable to the kinds of people who actually carefully cultivate their nose dirt for crunchy/slimy booger eating delight.
        they were 19¢(29¢w/cheese) in 1988 in Columbus, Ohio, and being a skate rat on campus, I'd see this place FULL of drunk college students from 10PM on on a Friday and Saturday night.
        The horrible smell is very distinct, and permeates anywhere more than 2 are consumed. there are probably old broken down cars in the dump that STILL stink of years of WC(watercloset) bags thrown in the back--because that's what the dirty, fat, sportsball watching slobs who ate this shit used to do.
        It really just goes to show how many filthy disgusting frickers are out there, that this place remains open.
        >You know why there are those holes in every "Burger"?--That's where they shot the rat.
        Labamba's Burrito shops shutting down, on the other hand, was a fricking TRAGEDY.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's not a corporation and they don't franchise. It's still family owned and 2 or 3 guys dictate the entirety of what they sell and how the stores look just according to their random whims. Every other restaurant' offerings come from a boardroom and market research panels, that's why they have no soul compared to white castle.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't In-n-Out the same way?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've never been to one but from what people say, I hear it has a lot of soul, so I wouldn't be surprised.
        The other example I always give of this principle is Bang energy drinks. Love it or hate it, the flavors were fricking weird and you can't deny that brand had soul. All emanating directly from the executive order of a single schizophrenic mastermind. It's no wonder they had to shut it down.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For something that's not an illegal drug, bang is quite the crazy ride. Glad I got off when I did, but there's something more to that drink than just the caffeine.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The frick are you talking about?

            I only drink coffee and I've tried a bang a few times and it does nothing in particular for me.

            The way some people talk about energy drinks is just baffling to me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >bang
            >natural flavors
            Oh shit... I couldn't find a single "Flavor" that didn't contain a copious amount of sucraLOSE in it.
            If you drank more than 10 can of this cancer-causing industrial garbage, you should shock your whole GI with anti-biotics for the full course, then build back your gut flora with the kind of flora your body is epigenetically adapted to.
            A nice rare steak, fermented cabbage of pickles, a solid brand of live culture yogurt, licking your dirty armpits on occasion couldn't hurt either.
            Seriously though, this shit is almost a guarantee that you'll get cancer.
            Wonder WHY this recent study by the Journal of Toxicological and Environmental health has just been "Overlooked", especially with a "Product" that has become so pervasive in the food supply; Even where it's use is unnecessary and dubious at best?
            You'd think Doctors would want to keep their patients healthy, right?
            RIGHT?
            I will hand it White Castle on this point: Even though it may be disgusting booger-eater slop, at least the food won't KILL you by damaging your DNA.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Anyone who has been in a White Castle at 3am would question your assertion that the DNA of their customers have not been impacted.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ahh...
                Fair point.
                I honestly have no decent rebuttal.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    y'all ever get one of these Crave Crates?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only WCs in Minnesota are all in the shittiest parts of town.

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