Why is 'wit wiz' a thing at all? It fricking sucks. Just get fricking provolone or american ffs.
Whose fricking idea was it? Does anyone besides tourists eat this shit?
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Why is 'wit wiz' a thing at all? It fricking sucks. Just get fricking provolone or american ffs.
Shut the frick up moron.
Phillygay here, 100% true, though it's wiz wit' meaning "cheese whiz with onions". For me, it's prov wit. Whiz is disgusting and was peddled to vendors by dirty j*rsey scumbags and is only popular among tourists.
>dirty j*rsey scumbags
Eat shit you wienersucking motherfricker Jersey is where people go if they want a real fricking sandwich not your ghetto ass shithole.
Jersey is where people go to become white trash and eat literal sewage. Your streets are littered with cigarette buds and passed out 15IQ overly tanned abominations of American life, and your beaches are covered with used needles and diapers. You have the worst drivers of the entire east coast excluding Subarus as a whole, and your entire state is overpriced.
The only thing about jersey that's better than PA right now is legal weed, but in Philly it's basically legal so I'll never be going to Jersey again if I can avoid it
They're called cigarette butts you fricking artard
>No comeback
>Critiques spelling
Go back
Bro it's fine if you like living in jersey but you literally have no grounds on which to defend it, the whole state is like a sick joke
>previously on the sopranos
Why are j*rsey scum so deluded into believing they have superior anything? There’s a reason you don’t have to pay shit to cross the bridge into ni but have to pay to get out. Nobody willingly wants to go there. Even your beaches suck. Your post is pure fantasy and cope.
Hey Snooky, glad to see youre done hanging out at Jersey Shore.
Like where?
Everyone is clamoring for a Jersey Cheese Steak.
No they're not.
>jersey
It's Welsh.
Should I move to Philadelphia? I live in a flyover state right now
There are some decent developing areas in places like Fishtown which are relatively cheap for city living and safer than most places. Center city is where it gets pricey. Suburbs are nice but the cost goes up greatly, still affordable though. For a major city it’s price range is pretty modest. It’s also easy to get in and out of so you can get to the countryside in less than an hour.
>easy to get in and out of
What? vine street? The sure kill expressway? Blue route ext. I-95? 422, 202
you're fuking joking right?
Traffic is a c**t on all these no matter what time of day
No. After the George Floyd riots, it’s become a huge shithole where no one enforces the law anymore. There’s shootings and mugging even in the “safest” parts of the city now. And the mayor and DA don’t care enough to do anything about it. Your better off living in a smaller town near it like manayunk or something.
Just move near it, you can be "in philly" without really being in it.
Fishtown is cheap because it's near kensington and nobody wants to be around there.
does anybody besides tourists fund your city?
Black folk
nah.
i don't believe it.
there's no way your city is that much of an anomaly.
It's a port and rail town.
There was this one soup shack in jersey I went to a few times as a kid that made a great philly cheesesteak. Not sure of the cheese they used but it was white and more puffy, plus it had grilled onions and peppers. Probably some mixture of a bit of cream cheese and provolone idk.
Also the guy there was like 90 years old and said you have to taste the soup before you buy it because he didnt wanna deal with customers complaining. It was like the IRL soup nazi from seinfeld, he kicked people out if they refused to try a spoonful of the soup before buying it.
White American slaps harder than prov
i like proper deli sharp American
Tony dreams of cheesesteak.
it's a whiz wit you dumb fricking mouthbreather
>t. jabroni
>sharts and cooms over what other people do
>like some woman, Black, or gay
kek
lmao even
just like my flyers
My friend who went to school in Philly says there is a political affiliation to which cheese steak stand you go to. Whichever one serves cheese wiz is the republican stronghold but he didn't like the wiz so he had to cross enemy lines to get his cheesesteak.
>Philadelphia
>Republicans
Lol
Both of the meme places offer cheese whiz as an option (in fact, everyone does), so I have no idea what that guy was talking about. They're not forcing you to order cheese whiz.
It's a common trend that when Republican politicians go to Philadelphia, they have a photo-op at Geno's, while Democrat politicians have a photo-op at Pat's. Geno's owner used to ham up this affiliation with signs like pic related but they toned it down due to media harassment.
Mad lad. Apparently when people got offended by the sign and tried to spite him by speaking other languages, he'd just charge them for a cheesesteak and give them a slice of bread with cheese whiz spread on it.
You need to eat at better establishments, or cook for yourself, anon.
The only cheese steak joints in Philly which offer wiz jawn are tourist traps for morons. You're basically eating plastic. Go to delasandros
*Delessandros
>delasandros
Reddit: The Cheesesteak. It is the most overrated cheesesteak place "in" Philly.
it's fricking cheap dogshit beef chopped up and served in a cheap shitty bun...all cheesesteaks are fricking dogshit slop for absolute morons. you literally have to be mentally moronic to stand in line to order a cheesesteak. no wonder there are "favorite joints" or whatever the frick you homosexuals say
>shitty steak in a shitty bun
Umm… most places use quality meat products and if you are trying to suggest that the hoagie rolls in Philly are cheap garbage you’re an absolute moron. Amoroso is the absolute mediocre standard and that will blow any roll from your shithole out of the water. All of the rolls are made locally by companies that specialize in making hoagie rolls, so they know what they’re doing more than your wonderbread shit.
lol. lmao. sweet child no.
>I have no argument so “lol no”
Enjoy your stale, crumby rolls and steak ems
that's all cheesteaks bro. just watch any cheesteak restaurant footage and it's all fricking dogshit slop churned out by illegals from ecuador
I've watched them make them literally right in front of me. Slicing the ribeye, frying the steak and onions and peppers....
What the actual frick are talking about?
Ribeye for the meat, rolls baked daily.
Objectively, you,are,wrong.
I like Joe's
This. Go to Jim's
Jims is the best for tourists to easily access. Joes is actually best, but I fear that now that they've shut down their original location for a bar area they'll fall down to Jim's level.
Still both shit all over Pats and Genos
>Pats and Genos
They've become underrated due to people hating on them to try to sound like "authentic" Philadelphians
jims went up in flames so good luck with that
delco morons
That was Jim's on south.
Nah, it a stupid tourist trap, steaks suk.
Got to Jim's or the million other better Authentic Italian places in Philly.
>stupid tourist trap
>But go to Jim's
lol
Or the million other Authentic Italian Resturants in Philly
Just ask for it wit, they'll give you real cheese and onions.
Wit means they add shitty cheez wiz, oh and don't go there late at night unless you want to be shot.
contrary to popular belief, you can get shot anywhere in Philly at any time
Pat's and Geno's are hardly in a worse area
moron take. As someone who lived in North Philly for some time, your odds are much higher there than where Pats and Genos are located in South.
"Wit" just means "with onions". You can get any kind of cheese.
I'd love to try a Philly cheese steak one day but I don't wanna deal with the ridiculous autistic ordering rules. Like apparently the shops get mad at you for not knowing the lingo like "whiz wit" frick that. I just wanna go up and say, "cheese steak, provolone, light on the peppers and onions" but noooooo that's not how your supposed to order it.
Just make one, it's like they use super special ingredients. It's cheap food cooked quickly.
Good luck getting a decent roll outside of the NE. I was shocked when I went to the west and got a hoagie. The rolls were trash. For some reason only Philly and nyc areas know how to make a good roll.
its because they are using the same recipes as the NE but that doesn't work because of the different climate
i was making god awful roll until i switched to a NOLA recipe that could handle being made in the swamp
Yes the entire west coast has trash rolls because the one you had.
Are all east coasters as silly as you?
No matter where I’ve gone every single roll I’ve had has been trash outside of the NE. We have bakeries here literally dedicated to making hoagie rolls and perfecting them. Elsewhere the only competition that exists for them is s*bway so minimal effort is expended. Philly especially thrives on hoagies so of course they’re going to do the rolls better than other places.
>Philly especially thrives on hoagies so of course they’re going to do the rolls better than other places.
And of course you're going to have some biased sense of pride. It's crazy Philadelphia used to be the cities of the Founding Fathers, now it's just a sandwich stop
No, but I know what my city does better than others, and hoagies is one of them. We also have more historical attractions and museums than your shitshow. Go cry more about my home that you've never actually been to because the politics board tells you black people will shoot you here.
I've been there to work at whatever that convention is across from that shitty indoor market
>wahh wahh everything you have is shitty because my shithole town doesnt have anything good
Yes, I get it. I don't like sour grapes either. I guarantee if I were to take a look at your photo album I'd find an entire folder dedicated to your "Philly trip". Bet you ran up the stairs of the art museum too.
I know you're really proud of the bread someone else makes, but I'm positive I can find equal or better hoagies from a grocery store
I'm positive you can't without lying through your teeth. Keep coping, maybe one day it will make it true.
say hi to your mother for me
Actually there is science behind this west of the Mississippi the water is more acidic why you can get a great Sourdough on the west coast but the East can't replicate it. Same goes for the soft chewy rolls the East can make that the west can't.
It's the frickin water.
Complete facebook-teir horseshit
Literally only the tourist trap places have the moronic ordering rules. Any normal place you just speak english
None of them care how you order. Those signs they have up are literally a joke and introduction to the regional lingo. They don’t actually get mad at you. Do you believe everything you read on Culinaly?
For me it's onions and Cooper sharp white American.
I’ll have to try that. Looks amazing.
imagine how fricking low mental function moronic down syndrome you have to be to eat "cheez whiz"
Whiz is life. Cope.
You will eat the goyslop and you will like it. Pay your taxes.
why do people get so mad about cheese
america doesn't have many unique culinary traditions so we get autistic about shit like hot dogs and cheese steaks and pizza
we actually have a lot, they're just local to states. Which are still pretty goddamned large
it's a meme but whiz tastes good in the context
Best cheesesteak I ever had was from the Forksville General Store in PA. Guy decided to move from Philly to a little village in the middle of nowhere in Northern PA to open a store and sell cheesesteaks. You can eat outside and watch the Loyalsock Creek go by. It’s a beautiful respite from the globohomosexual hell we have to deal with every day.
Hoody's uses provolone by default and they are the best sandwiches ever so I trust them.
Frick. I grew up eating here in the 90s. Havent had it in over 15yrs
>what is this??
he doesn't know.......