Why people dont just buy good wine, hold it safe for 100 years and then sell it for a huge profit?

Why people dont just buy good wine, hold it safe for 100 years and then sell it for a huge profit?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wine stops improving between 5-15 years depending on what kind of wine it is. After the quality peaks it starts to decline. 100 year old wine would be swill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't listen to this merchant, he's trying to keep all good wine for himself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are SOME very old wines that have aged well. But yes, GENERALLY wines are sold at the proper age to consume, or within ~5-15 years at most.

      You really need to go out of your way to buy wines that are INTENDED to be stored for very long periods of time, and GENERALLY those wines will be aged in barrels before being bottled decades later, as ageing in the bottle for extended periods of time leads to cork rot and corked wine.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it's a stupid investment.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they do. you are restarted . please stop making OPs unless you can cook. thanks.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They do.
    Wine investing is a thing. Just not for people with a budget like yours or mine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn that hurts to watch, why didn't he break the glass door? I'm sure the wine is worth more

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look how he acts, I have see that look and attitude on people who have lost huge ammounts of money, dude is in shock that wine must have been seveeal zeroes worth look how he tries to react then freezes and watch the desaster unfold, moves again and watches some more kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeaa feelsbadman 🙁

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good. homosexuals who buy things designed to be used, solely to hold and resell them without using them deserve to have bad things happen to them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then your mom's boyfriend also deserves that considering he gives your mom away to gangbangers every night for money

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm sure the wine is worth more

        Look how he acts, I have see that look and attitude on people who have lost huge ammounts of money, dude is in shock that wine must have been seveeal zeroes worth look how he tries to react then freezes and watch the desaster unfold, moves again and watches some more kek

        >that look and attitude on people who have lost huge ammounts of money
        If it was really worth life altering amounts of money he should've had the bottles insured (either the entire collection under a blanket policy or on a bottle per bottle basis for particularly nice wine collections).

        There is an entire minor subsection of the insurance industry for this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just step in front of hundreds of pounds of falling glass bro!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look how he acts, I have see that look and attitude on people who have lost huge ammounts of money, dude is in shock that wine must have been seveeal zeroes worth look how he tries to react then freezes and watch the desaster unfold, moves again and watches some more kek

        Pretty sure he just realised and accepted that there was nothing he could do. If he'd gone in there he'd have just had to walk around in wine and broken glass while risking getting a bottle dropped on his noggin.

        Unless he's moronic he should've his collection insured. In which case getting a payout is much easier than selling them all.

        You know what's even cheaper than insurance?
        Putting a couple of screws in the fricking wall. Even my bookshelves are secured like that and it's not like my books are expensive first editions or anything.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You know what's even cheaper than insurance?
          >Putting a couple of screws in the fricking wall.
          At a certain point if the value of the wine were high enough, it doesn't matter how secure or well built the storage area is, you still are moronic for not getting them insured. Plenty of shit can happen beyond a shelf failing that you can't plan for or prevent, which is why insurance exists and there will always be a point where the value of the collection exceeds any potential cost savings from NOT insuring the collection. I doubt this collection was insured though unless some of those bottles are much older/rarer than they appear (they all look like younger bottles).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            None of what you said excuses the fact that the moron didn't secure his winerack.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if insurance wasnt a scam they wouldnt be selling it moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anonstein

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think banging on a wall of the rook would've just accelerated the inevitable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like the chow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easy to forget most rich people are moronic lucky boomers who don't deserve to be there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont care who the frick that is i know exactly how that feels divided by ten

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know how it feels. (lost 2 dollars on a bet once)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless he's moronic he should've his collection insured. In which case getting a payout is much easier than selling them all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like only a few of them actually broke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dog going for a lick at the end
      Nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good, frick that boomer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good goyim. hate the boomer. hate your ancestors

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always great to see a boomer get what he deserves

      good goyim. hate the boomer. hate your ancestors

      lol boomers are the israelite's greatest ally

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god bless israel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >god bless israel

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            literally me when they goyim find out about me digging underground

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wine fricking sucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Begone Ahmed

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind me, I'm sending this to my phone.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    money is nothing.
    simple as.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bought white wine that smells like butter popcorn. What the frick is up with that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I stuck my balls in it, sorry bout that mate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol

        But for real what the frick was that shit? Im used to bought wine being shittier than homemade but this was fricking atrocious. Bought 5 litres of that shit too, hella disappointed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ballsweat. It's in the wine now! You tasted it! Now swab them gums bwaii!!
          ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when a wine has a high content of malic acid, they add lactobacteria to convert the malic acid to lactic, since it's not has harsh. as a side effect this process also produces diacetyl, which has a strong buttery flavor afaik.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          california chardonnay

          not even once

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont want money in 100 years I want cash now!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They literally do. A former boss of mine used to do just that.
    https://www.forbes.com/uk/advisor/investing/how-to-invest-in-wine/
    I'd rather drink it sooner.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Dip Man Crinkle

    Why don’t people just buy cheap wine, go to sleep for 12 years, and then drink the wine when they wake up? It will be pretty good wine after it has aged for that long. It’s what I call beating the system.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bottled wine only ages for a year or two before it “spoils”. To long-term age wine it still has to be in the fermenting barrels.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not true at all lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is. Internet Historian told me, and he’s based and you’re a little homosexual. If you have a reply to this post stick it up your ass instead of actually replying.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i do that with LEGO :3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does it work?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yer doin well lad, don't let any poofter c**t tell ye different, eh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you thank a norf without looking like a gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cheers m8

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tip your bowler hat and do a 540 spin and walk away saying "no probs our kid"

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is going to buy it? in 100 years we'll all be african or indian or some shit and those people don't drink wine

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know this sounds like a meme, but the Rothschilds literally own a winery & storage facility in France that does this.
    The way it works is that they have a guy say that this wine is incredible, and worth a huge amount per bottle, then they can take out loan against the wine.
    No need to hold it for long, but it can act as a store of value if you need. Art works in a similar way

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