why the frick is insomnia cookies so fricking expensive?

why the frick is insomnia cookies so fricking expensive? is it because they have the market cornered for late night orders or is there a cheaper way to get them after 11pm?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because people are lazy and stupid enough to pay it.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never heard of these but they look good. I Googled and there's one like 45 minutes away from me. I'm thinking of trying it out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They look like normal fricking cookies. Protip: You can make them yourself, at any time, for a fraction of the price, for the same amount of effort as fat fingering your phone to order this slop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        While I agree they are overly expensive, you "Just make it at home!" Chuds are beyond annoying. Some people actually have disposable income and can buy things they enjoy regardless of cost just because they simply want to do it. Not everything everyone does needs to have a justification behind

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >OP asks why theyre so expensive
          >commenter offers alternative to save the high cost
          >whiner pops in to shit up the thread with his whining about unrelated people buying this shit
          Have you considered rope?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was more interested in cheaper alternatives for cookie delivery, actually making cookies at home is troony shit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you're on a cooking board

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                dude it seems like no matter what board you go to these autistic losers come around to talk about how little interest they have in the board topic
                like theyll go on Culinaly to talk about how you dress yourself doesnt matter, Culinaly to talk about how music all sucks and isnt worth listening to, etc

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I stopped going to mu like 10 years ago when they did a contrarian 180 and started hating all of the music that everyone there used to love. Although I suppose maybe it was just a new generation taking over the board.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you are actually a fricking moron.
              go donate some money to a twitch streamer and ask them how they get cookies delivered to their door you fricking idiot.
              get a fricking cookie delivered straight into your brain you moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have disposable income I'm just not enough of a fricking moron to spend 40 dollars on a pack of 12 cookies. But go off you fat c**t

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Those people don't complain about the price. OP is likely poor and spending money they should be keeping for emergencies on cookies so he can flirt with the cashier.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The "why does a dog lick its balls?" argument tends to fall flat when you realize that you're LICKING BALLS.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If youre on Culinaly you have to virtue signal how little you spend on microtransactions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it’s just late night. then again if you’re p drunk and walking by the smell of fresh baked cookies (i’ve seen them pull em out of the oven at 1:00 am) is too alluring to pass up.

      not worth the drive. good cookies but nothing you couldn’t make at home

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >too alluring to pass up.
        Well then you are a moronic woman. Just go to a grocery store or make them yourself at home. God, we NEED to have people like you exterminated. $5 for a fricking cookie?!?!?!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i would shoot you in the head with no remorse i think i know what you look like. as i said when i’m drunk and it’s 1 am you fricking mong. what grocery store is open that will have fresh hot cookies. god this is why you don’t have a wife and a family. anyway hope you have a good day

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I actually have a wife and a child. this website is odd, isn't it? i'm actually on your side, i think the other position is such a joke that i'm shitposting as someone with that opinion but to the nth degree. It makes me wonder how many posts here on any given thread are earnest or if we're all just pretending to be the most moronic versions of each other. What an odd way to behave and interact. Anyway it's fine if someone thinks that overpaying for the convenience of cookies right NOW is wasteful but if you are incredulous to the very concept you are a very helpless moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you drunk often? You type like it. It’s abnormal to wish a billion people dead because they do things you don’t like. You should learn to accept that you’re not special, you’re not important, and your opinions are not facts.

            Personally, I blame your parents for not beating you enough.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why do poor people get so mad? It’s not my fault that 5 dollar cookies is putting a significant dent in your budget so stop taking out your failed-life frustrations on me, thank you.

          Sent from my iPhone 15 Pro Max

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you could probably bake like 50 cookies at the cost of a six pack

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my cookies general is a failure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get how some people can't NOT GET how some people just don't cook their own shit.

      Maybe it's because I build computers a lot and I know there are a lot of people who it's just not worth it to learn to build their own. I just hope it's not one of those guys saying the whole "just cook your own shit homosexual" advice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Counterpoint: Cookery is a basic skill necessary for self sufficiency, and is not equivalent to “I build computers a lot”. We used to teach this in schools.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Cookery is a basic skill necessary for self sufficiency

          Not really man. I mean up until you're an adult you're being fed. As soon as you get out, you can just buy food. That's not out of the question. Also from what I can tell cooking isn't really as great a deal as people make it out to be.

          I'd rather just pay someone to do all that for me, otherwise I'm wasting some time cooking/cleaning/shopping/taking out more trash and shit like that. That's time you could be enjoying or being paid for. I choose to enjoy it and pay someone else for. So if anything this creates a new market for more restaurants and food services because they're trading money and time with what they do.

          Also, If anything knowing how to put a pc together is as important as cooking nowadays. I don't like the idea of doing EVERYTHING by phone.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            lmao, what a fricking cope

            OK. Can I ask you this real quick. Do you think Dippin' Dots is "normal ice cream"?

            >dippin dots: need liquid nitrogen to do it right
            >cookie: oven and bowl
            like how do you think this is even comparable, dumpass

            While I agree they are overly expensive, you "Just make it at home!" Chuds are beyond annoying. Some people actually have disposable income and can buy things they enjoy regardless of cost just because they simply want to do it. Not everything everyone does needs to have a justification behind

            imagine having 'extra' money and wasting it on pointless bullshit like branded cookies. hey, i have a bridge i can sell ya, want it?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I love that you quoted extra as if having more money than you need is some luxury or fictional concept. Get a better job and stop pretending being a chef is a job where you retire. You work til you’re 80 making 3 more dollars an hour than the dishwasher kid and then go to a retirement home or the streets.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lazy and entitled dipshit, the entire post.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Stop being proud of how poor you are. No ones is going to congratulate you for existing. Get a better job, learn some skills, and move. You don’t get rewarded by staying at a job anymore. You HAVE to leave if you want more.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You sound lazy and unintelligent.
            Captcha: VWVX

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are low tier trash, 99% of all possible meals you can't order on your doordash app. You will never know the taste of fresh non spit in food made with love instead of made by jamarcus or pedro.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're not building PCs every day, homosexual, unless you're a pleb assembly guy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Black personcattle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe it's because I build computers a lot and I know there are a lot of people who it's just not worth it to learn to build their own.
        prebuilt computers are very similar in price to building your own computer, and you only need to pay for it once. that is why people think that it is not worth building computers. on the other hand, paying 20 dollars for 6 cookies is going to be a recurring cost that continues to rise as long as you want to eat cookies. at this point, it is clear that just learning how to make it yourself is worth it over buying it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is totally incorrect, but I know you don't know any betters.

          Anyone who builds will know why.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            knower here; absolutely correct. i paid $600 in parts for my PC and it would easily go for $1500 as an equivalent prebuilt now. and there's nothing about a prebuilt that makes it need upgrades less than a custom built PC.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              is now a good time to get a 4090 its like 2K or should i wait

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's never a good time to buy top of market components but most GPUs are at a good price right now

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What kind of nerd needs a fancy PC? just use your phone.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            okay maybe you can have a big difference if you buy suspicious used parts on ebay, but come on... you're going to end up spending the same amount of money purchasing cookies over a month as you spent on your computer. and it will be double that next month

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It costs half as much to build your own. Easily worth $500-$1000+ for 20 minutes of actual effort.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do they spend their free time on the building computers board?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Culinaly doesn't know shit about tech

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cookery is a basic skill necessary for self sufficiency

        Not really man. I mean up until you're an adult you're being fed. As soon as you get out, you can just buy food. That's not out of the question. Also from what I can tell cooking isn't really as great a deal as people make it out to be.

        I'd rather just pay someone to do all that for me, otherwise I'm wasting some time cooking/cleaning/shopping/taking out more trash and shit like that. That's time you could be enjoying or being paid for. I choose to enjoy it and pay someone else for. So if anything this creates a new market for more restaurants and food services because they're trading money and time with what they do.

        Also, If anything knowing how to put a pc together is as important as cooking nowadays. I don't like the idea of doing EVERYTHING by phone.

        anon putting together a pc is genuinely some of the simplest shit you can do, its like fricking lego man, most of the stuff only goes in one place and it all comes with instructions
        It is difficult to frick up. If you believe this is a real skill beyond doing it quickly, which no one gives a frick about because you don't need to do it that frequently, then you are an idiot.
        learn how to cook, moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait for the food pepe guy to show up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just made cookies but they taste like absolute dog shit
      Sally baking edition said these were Very Peanutbuttery cookies but sadly the cookie dough is 1000% better than the actual cookies and my cooking ego destroyed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i contributed 🙂

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please someone explain why this exists?
    I have not once in my life had a late night craving for cookies.
    Do people really pay $5 a cookie? And these are not special weed cookies with ground valerian root or something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Do people really pay $5 a cookie?

      I would, but in my defense I don't spend that $5 on other shit.

      So, yeah I would spend $5 on a cookie (provided it isn't just a cookie, and actually a nice bigger than regular side and has an explosive taste).

      I wouldn't spend $5 on...

      -going to a baseball game
      -going out to a sport bar
      -jewelry
      -tattoo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They’re literally just normal cookies. All things like this are normal, basic b***h cookies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OK. Can I ask you this real quick. Do you think Dippin' Dots is "normal ice cream"?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, We have Dippin' Dots at Home
            >https://savorthebest.com/how-to-make-liquid-nitrogen-ice-cream-dots/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Please someone explain why this exists?
      getting rich by launching a product in this day and age basically requires coming up with some moronic gimmick and using clever marketing and psychology to sell it to rich morons like this guy

      While I agree they are overly expensive, you "Just make it at home!" Chuds are beyond annoying. Some people actually have disposable income and can buy things they enjoy regardless of cost just because they simply want to do it. Not everything everyone does needs to have a justification behind

      the same kind of shit like the $600 wifi ""juicer"" that just squeezes pre-made juice from a bag.

      t.i live and work in one of the world's most popular, richgay tourist destinations and its hilarious seeing these mentally challenged frickers pay thousands for "thing you can just get at the store".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Cookery is a basic skill necessary for self sufficiency

      Not really man. I mean up until you're an adult you're being fed. As soon as you get out, you can just buy food. That's not out of the question. Also from what I can tell cooking isn't really as great a deal as people make it out to be.

      I'd rather just pay someone to do all that for me, otherwise I'm wasting some time cooking/cleaning/shopping/taking out more trash and shit like that. That's time you could be enjoying or being paid for. I choose to enjoy it and pay someone else for. So if anything this creates a new market for more restaurants and food services because they're trading money and time with what they do.

      Also, If anything knowing how to put a pc together is as important as cooking nowadays. I don't like the idea of doing EVERYTHING by phone.

      I don't get how some people can't NOT GET how some people just don't cook their own shit.

      Maybe it's because I build computers a lot and I know there are a lot of people who it's just not worth it to learn to build their own. I just hope it's not one of those guys saying the whole "just cook your own shit homosexual" advice.

      https://i.imgur.com/u6CPTMW.png

      why the frick is insomnia cookies so fricking expensive? is it because they have the market cornered for late night orders or is there a cheaper way to get them after 11pm?

      If necessity is the mother of invention, what is the mother of this shit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Paying customers

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    8 cookies for $40
    4 cookies for $25
    This is outrageous
    Who buys this? What type of person buys this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rich women/wine aunts and zoomer girls with dad's credit card

    • 1 month ago
      sa ge

      I'm in your boat right now, OP. Monday night and I just dropped $55 on a dozen cookies, delivery fees, and driver tip. We truly live in the twilight of the world empire

      it's about half these prices if you don't order delivery like a moron

      gr8 b8 OP

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're from New York aren't they? That's where I remember buying them was lower Manhattan had like two in the morning.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jacques Torres makes the best chocolate chip cookies. If you can follow the recipe, and remember to refrigerate the dough overnight, you can easily make cookies way better then the typical slop. It all comes down to ingredients to so you know cheaping out on dough or flour or eggs or chocolate.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Safeway and get a 24 pack for 5 Bucks you lazy sack a shit

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bunp

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Learn how to make your own cookies.
    Everything restaurant is a fricking ripoff.
    The only time I ever go to restaurants is to entertain my elderly parents.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything restaurant is a fricking ripoff.
      the only time ive ever agreed with a newbiefrog poster.
      no idea why people go to a restaurant to pay $20 for a burger and $14 for a beer that they could just make better at home.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just bake your own cookies. I use this recipe all the time and it's fricking amazing. Lots of ingredients but I promise you it's worth it
    https://www.cookingactress.com/2012/10/the-new-york-times-best-chocolate-chip.html?m=1

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I paid for insomniac cookies in San Marcos when I was drunk as frick. It was 15 dollars and tipped the driver 5. That was 8 years ago

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick eats cookies drunk

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because many Americans are conditioned into spending al their money.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a convenience, a service you are paying for. Don't act like you don't the difference between the cost of "thing" and "thing+service". Hell, everything has some kind of service built into the cost in someway. You want a soda? At the grocery it's cheap and probably warm. And they close. At a gas station, it's cold and there for when you're already getting fuel. These cookies are for people who want quality cookies in like half an hour, and for when grocery stores are mostly closed and you can't easily get the ingredients or you don't keep those ingredients in a ready supply. I try to fix stuff around the house myself and make my own dinners and buy soda less or things less in general and I've even paid premiums for things like delivered desserts cause I just simply could not be fricking bothered. It's a high premium but it makes sense to me. People would be moronic to pay for convenience and service all the time but I'm not going to be surprised that a big warm cookie after midnight is $5. Hell, they probably could get away with charging more.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >building your own PC offers no cost savings over buying a Dell and if you did save money its because you bought "sketchy stuff off eBay"
    >so what if the cookies from this store cost $4 each people like spending money let them do it
    >learning the bare basics of how to cook is a waste of time
    Am I missing some hidden code of this thread topic just being "post the most mind numbingly shitty opinions and provably wrong claims possible"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can save money building high end rigs but the core difference is you only need to do that once every few years. there are fat fricks buying $5 cookies multiple times a week...and complaining about it being too expensive

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there's like a section of ubereats delivery that cater to rich people's cravings at all hours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking shit. Who the frick would cater to poor people with no money?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >$20 for 6 cookies
    These better be some Frisbee sized cookies. What the frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      these places should be utilized as traps to cull the population
      good business model, though. women are bad with money, women bully men into buying stupid shit, and women run offices and buy stupid shit for meetings. and its only $20-40 so you cant get angry at them about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Nathan, did you really let Susan talk you into purchasing a giant disposable carafe of coffee for our quarterly meeting? You should have just brewed multiple pots in the office kitchen. I don't care if you were busy with other office administrative tasks, think of the pennies! You're fired!!!!
        I better see you in every single fast food thread complaining about the prices vs home prepared burgers and tacos. Do you know cheap tomato sauce is for home made pizza???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you go to costco you can get the sweetest butteriest biggest cookie sold in stores for 2.99 each, it's like 1200 calories

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and itll take me half an hour to get from my car and back.
        only thing that could get me to shop at costco is if they open up a chain of convienience stores

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you could use the walk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and those are undoubtedly way worse quality

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The difference between store-made cookies and home made cookies is barely noticeable

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't eaten a cookie in many years.

    Protip: Take an unsliced bagel. Put it in the toaster oven at 350 for a while
    Spray with oil cooking spray
    Sprinkle aspartame and cinnamon on it.
    Eat like a doughnut.
    See? no cookies needed.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only locations I've seen for that company have been luxury dorms for college students rich on student loan money. It's the perfect demographic for expensive cookies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro looking for apartments in the city pisses me off, its like everything is designed as a playground for students

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, when those students graduate, or even if they drop out, they'll want you to pay off the loans they took out of play in that playground.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yup. Everyone in this thread is moronic. They cost more than making them at home and they cost more than most cookies should because someone is baking them fresh for you at midnight. You can pick them up for you and some friends on the way home from the bar. Hey now that I think about it why isn't there a thread for morons to go
    >duhhh omg a beer at a bar is $8 at the grocery store a beer is like $2
    Yes, you fricking morons. No one thinks otherwise. You're not special for preferring the low cost version. some people just want fresh baked cookies late at night without any hassle and as quickly as possible. If I tell you that delivery costs more than pick up are your heads gonna fricking explode?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So should a McDonalds cheeseburger cost $15 just because someone is making it at night for you, and you can pick up some for your friends? Companies love morons like you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you not know how much cheaper and better burgers are if you make them yourself at home. Thank you for proving my point. People who want to win arguments love morons like you.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://bromabakery.com/single-serve-chocolate-chip-cookie/
    there you go
    make it yourself, completely foolproof

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >oh shit Im out of eggs and I typically don't bake so I don't have any brown sugar or vanilla extract. Plus my dorm doesn't have an oven. Oh well I'm not allowed to indulge wastefully with my disposable income every once in a while or else Culinaly will think I'm a moronic woman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        or you can think ahead 6 hours and go to the supermarket and buy a bunch of very good cookies for $6 and then you can use the $14 you saved to buy a bottle of vodka and tylenol and have a nice day for being a lazy moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno. Why buy cookies at all? Their are more affordable and more indulgent ways to get nutrition and honestly cookies are pretty excessive anyway. Are you a child or something? Stop wasting money on fricking cookies of all things and grow the frick up. You are being wasteful with your time and money if you are eating cookies period.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >get nutrition
            No one is eating cookies for nutritional purposes wtf

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >spending any money on kid's dessert food
          kys

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            im arguing with a child who lives in a dorm

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the vegan oatmeal chocolate chip cookies at trader joes are ggood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just looked those up, the price is not agreeable. You could probably make them yourself for very little cost if you aren't a moron or a women. Why do people waste their money like this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        less expensive than insomnia cookies

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So? If a place opened up called graveyard shift cookies that cost more than insomnia cookies. Doesn't make insomnia cookies any less moronic or any cookies really that are as cheap as making them at home.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i guess i see your point

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Insomnia Cookie shill is getting too mad. He's going to lose his commission for breach of instructions.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are baked from frozen dough patties from Sysco that cost $0.25-0.50 each.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that illegal? Since when are businesses allowed to mark their prices up from what they paid for them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you serious, you know most places charge more than the cost of making things at home? Do you think McDonald's is reasonably priced? How much do you think a burger should cost? People who buy cookies, or fast food, store bought eggs, or snacks from gas stations should have a rod put through their fricking skull.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    let me tell you a secret about cookies you really shouldn't know because you'll be healthier for it
    they're extremely easy to make

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cookies should never cost as much as donuts

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's so special about late night fresh baked cookies?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're good cookies, but also I don't think I've ever ordered them during day hours. It's like the laziest snack available late night. I like the mint choco.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in your boat right now, OP. Monday night and I just dropped $55 on a dozen cookies, delivery fees, and driver tip. We truly live in the twilight of the world empire

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats how much guys like us make in 15 minutes. the people in here saying these cookies are a rip off are literally the ones whose time is worthless enough that baking is a good idea

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you go out and buy everything, assuming you have absolutely none of the ingredients, for the price of that 12 pack, you can make around 100 cookies and still have 8 eggs, flour, sugar, baking soda, powder, and vanilla left over.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pic related

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wCFXvgW.jpeg

      pic related

      >left over sugar and vanilla
      left over for what? more cookies? How fat are you? Also you forgot to factor in the price of a frilly apron and a gift for your wifes boyfriend AND your total would come out to -$455 because you spent an hour of your life baking sweets instead of making more money with your free time. Most non-moronic people make at least $200 an hour with their time that isnt devoted to health (sleep, exercise) learning or family (time with wife, sons or prayer)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        i literally make an average of 200 dollars an hour and i would always rather make my own cookies
        takes an hour for butter to soften on the counter
        takes 15 mins max to make the batter
        let it rest in the fridge for a while if you want
        bake it for max 10 minutes
        also the relentless time is money, don't waste time cooking cope is moronic
        you could also spend time with your family in the kitchen, teaching your children life skills in self sufficiency

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i literally make an average of 20 dollars an hour

          ftfy wagie LMAO

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why would i listen to some larper who has no family or job and bakes cookies all day

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Insomnia locates exclusively in or next to college campuses. They rely on dumb teens with poor impulse control to spend foolishly. That's their entire business model. They're open late because college students tend to be up late and that's when they start developing the munchies.
    High prices aren't simply from being open late hours. Chick-fil-a (then called the Dwarf House) got its start next to the Hapeville Ford plant serving shift workers. They didn't charge extra because it was the middle of the night.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cruml is way better

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's still better priced than Five Guys

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buying cookies is a meme. even store bought cookie dough comes out better
    jersey mikes cookies are ok though

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit i need those rn but my heart ant take it im only 300 kilos and tall (4,2) but im gonna explode i ate too much car

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    captive market

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ordering cookies on a delivery app
    Just when I think I have it figured out I learn a new thing and realize people are even shittier than I imagined

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These just look like the ones I get from Food Lion

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They always had them at my office when i worked in NYC. I think HR roasties and admin assistants single handidly keep them in business. Theyre pretty good but wouldnt spend $5 on one otherwise

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell are insomnia cookies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a special service that morons confuse with bargain based super market sundries or at-home diy baking projects. Think of it like a premium wienertail at a sports stadium, to which morons can't help but scream about the cost compared to pouring some smirnoff into a batman cup at home

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