Why? Why would you make your eggs slutty?

Why? Why would you make your eggs slutty?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I call it the egg crack whore whi does anal no lube for a snort of crack

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We also have the egg cumdumspter who will let you piss and shit on her because she had no dad

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how eggs are back down to $1 a dozen now, such a slutty cheap price and food

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that looks like a good breakfast sandwich but I would never support a restaurant with a name like that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't want to order the egg turo big black cock suckered and butthole sex sandwich?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it offend your trad cath sensibilities?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im a protatheist actually and my lesbian bishop says using the s-word is bad 🙁

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like that slut need some rape. right in the rear end

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it's just cringe

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Buttrape

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't need your support, daddy. Just need you to breed this tender submissive slutty little egg with your strong mouth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it looks like it would fall apart the moment you try to take a bite and make a huge fucking mess even if your mouth is big enough

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh so she's a sloppy slut. Well a little duct tape and rope will keep her from making a huge mess while rail her poopee

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at that filthy slot. She probably gets shit on by muslim royalty

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scrambled
    Over medium is the premium choice on a burger.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a dirty slot. She probably gets railed by 10 cocks at once in every hole

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape time you little slut. Please piss and shit yourself in fear

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    EAT ALL THE EGGS, SLUT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That slut gonna get buttraped with shit dick ass to mouth

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is a slut now. It's catering to the target audience.... coomer consoomers.

    Sandwich Slut, Phoenix AZ.

    Menu items:
    Big Long and Thick (BLT)
    Swipe Right Grinder
    Cream Pie
    Clucksucker
    White Girl
    Just The Balls
    The Slut (Original)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Total and complete buttrape by force of all eggsluts

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna eat at this place in the Cosmo but the line was full of Instagram fags who wanted to take pictures of le quirky restaurant.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs aren't slutty if they only drip for me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The grilled rice buns do look good admittedly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Naming your entire business after a decade-old meme song

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate businesses that do any advertising in lowercase. Like they're being "informal" and uneducated. Automatic pass.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate kalbi so much

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