Why would any sane person eat paste over potatoes?

Why would any sane person eat paste over potatoes?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the paste made of?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pasta you dimwit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dimwit
        Says the idiot who doesn't realize pasta stores at room temperature for years. While potatoes last only a few months and need a cool dark room.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          based and potato-pilled

          >Says the idiot who doesn't realize pasta stores at room temperature for years. While potatoes last only a few months and need a cool dark room.
          who gives a fuck lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the absolute state of potatards
            Learn to post.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >who gives a fuck
            The sane people who eat pasta over potatoes, likely.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How can they be sane when the hallmark of people who prefer pasta over potatoes is mental illness?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she said, mental illnessly

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Potatofags are about as smart as their favorite tubers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. paste eater

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sure you didn't mean paste?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pic related, potato-eating dirt-munching barbarians fueled by their subterranean tumors, destroying the beauty that only a pastaphagist aristocratic society can create

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There weren't any potatoes in Europe before the 17th century, and they weren't commonly consumed till the 19th

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it's even more embarrassing that those Teutonic barbarians went unclothed even as late as the 1600s. Vile, uncivilised creatures.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yo dis dood eatin paste

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a fan of potato paste, myself.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eating carbs always gives me a strong craving for more carbs!

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