Why yes, I would like to immediately shit my pants.

Why yes, I would like to immediately shit my pants.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats my breakfast for the last 15 years and not once i had that problem

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't wear pants?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you do? why?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I when skirts exist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably a symptom of potassium deficiency. Seriously, try eating a couple of dates and notice if you feel any better, if you do, you should check that out. And a lot of people are deficient in potassium. Like more than 80%.

      This is a symptom of hypokalemia.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weak.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you drink coffee after 9 pm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the vodka?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's in the coffee, dipshit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      needs a chunk of 85%

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's precisely my breakfast to have a good morning shit before work

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not forcing yourself to shit at a convenient time so it doesn't get in your way the rest of the say
    You sit at a desk all day, don't you,? Gay homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if he genuinely likes to shit his pants?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then hed be gay because fags are intonscat and pedophile shit. God I hate homosexuals

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pop on your favorite episode of Rick and Morty on the iPad and you have the perfect breakfast.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how to ruin two shitty things at once

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as we say in french '' café clope caca''

    (coffee; smoke and poop)

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally my exact breakfast every day and yes, an hour after I can feel my bowels rumbling
    it's actually a really nice shit, not gonna lie

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've shat myself plenty of times outside having a smoke, but i always finish the ciggie
    gotta have integrity

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've switched to a single beer and 2 cigarettes in the mornings instead of coffee. It's not just a meal, it's a Banquet™
    The way I see it, I'm having liquid bread. I'm dining with Jesus at the start of every morn. No immediate shits here and my spirits are high.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can accomplish the same thing by just drinking water first thing in the morning.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's the point

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