This is probably a symptom of potassium deficiency. Seriously, try eating a couple of dates and notice if you feel any better, if you do, you should check that out. And a lot of people are deficient in potassium. Like more than 80%.
>not forcing yourself to shit at a convenient time so it doesn't get in your way the rest of the say
You sit at a desk all day, don't you,? Gay homosexual
I've switched to a single beer and 2 cigarettes in the mornings instead of coffee. It's not just a meal, it's a Banquet™
The way I see it, I'm having liquid bread. I'm dining with Jesus at the start of every morn. No immediate shits here and my spirits are high.
thats my breakfast for the last 15 years and not once i had that problem
You don't wear pants?
you do? why?
Why would I when skirts exist
This is probably a symptom of potassium deficiency. Seriously, try eating a couple of dates and notice if you feel any better, if you do, you should check that out. And a lot of people are deficient in potassium. Like more than 80%.
This is a symptom of hypokalemia.
Weak.
why do you drink coffee after 9 pm
Where's the vodka?
it's in the coffee, dipshit
needs a chunk of 85%
That's precisely my breakfast to have a good morning shit before work
>not forcing yourself to shit at a convenient time so it doesn't get in your way the rest of the say
You sit at a desk all day, don't you,? Gay homosexual
What if he genuinely likes to shit his pants?
Then hed be gay because fags are intonscat and pedophile shit. God I hate homosexuals
pop on your favorite episode of Rick and Morty on the iPad and you have the perfect breakfast.
how to ruin two shitty things at once
as we say in french '' café clope caca''
(coffee; smoke and poop)
literally my exact breakfast every day and yes, an hour after I can feel my bowels rumbling
it's actually a really nice shit, not gonna lie
i've shat myself plenty of times outside having a smoke, but i always finish the ciggie
gotta have integrity
I've switched to a single beer and 2 cigarettes in the mornings instead of coffee. It's not just a meal, it's a Banquet™
The way I see it, I'm having liquid bread. I'm dining with Jesus at the start of every morn. No immediate shits here and my spirits are high.
you can accomplish the same thing by just drinking water first thing in the morning.
that's the point