will I die if I drink the chicken juice?

will I die if I drink the chicken juice?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there's only one way to find out

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >will
    doubtful.
    However, it might happen.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the thumbnail reminds me of that terrible tragedy

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Tierwo..
    Was steht da?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tierwohl, it was a happy chicken

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ah gut

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You might not get sick at all, but you might. Salmonellosis can be a terrible thing - typhoid fever for instance..

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, if you wanna fasttrack your way to salmonellaville, that seems like the way to do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of joys await me there if I may ask?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vomiting, diarrhea, dehydration, an increased risk of IBS, and kidney failure. It's a hell of a town!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A guy did this at the local fair. He pulled the plastic back too far and rippen straight through the canvas ceiling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      r i p p e n

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    either that or you will wish you were dead

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try and report, I've always wanted to know how it tastes

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not but it will be extremely painful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/3BefxZ2.png

      Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're a big chicken

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how his juices taste

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes once you drink it it turns into chlorine gas

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    haha bagina :--DDD

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing good will come of drinking it.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god I hope

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thicken it up in a pot with a flour slurry. That's primo gravy right there.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not neccessary but you play roulette.
    It's not like a fresh chicken is ALWAYS in 100% contains pathogen bacteria.
    The warning is obviously there as safety measure just in case. It is a good idea to quickly get rid of the juice and treat it as contaminous as a general rule of food hygiene but it might not be life threatening NOT doing that, just like in 99.9% while icky NOT washing your hands after using a public toilet wlll have no after effects - it's there to prevent the 0.1%, because IF it happens it will be serious and painful.
    Also depends on the freshness AND the amount, that's just a bit of liquid, so the acid in your stomach and the whole immune barrier schould be fine.
    We are not as sensitive as you might think, the body can handle quite a bit as you can see by those people who demonstrate the extremes (eating everything raw and being fine, though I would think that for such a lifestyle you slowly have to accommodate your body to the higher and higher numbers of germs that will enter your intestines)
    I would regard the liquid collecting from frozen chicken as mcuh more risky than this little bit if it is fresh, the number of germs is lower and the amount of liquid is lower as well (whereas from frozen one you get a LOT of liquid and you don't know what in this longer time has happened in there, was it always really hard frozen? Were there enzymes still at work at the temperatures? Could sth still multiply in there?...)
    You'd probably be fine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Smart answer. I eat food that falls on the ground every day

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not drinking it would be a waste, the chicken tray juice is actually the most nutrient part

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f wood
    0

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It would be extremely dangerous.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      On a scale of 1 to OH GOD! OH MY DEAR GOD! HOW??? WHY!!!??? Raw chicken juice is about a 3. That said, it's a pointless 3. There is almost nothing to be gained from drinking it, and an obvious risk of food poisoning. The salmonellosis is not guaranteed by any stretch, and even if it does, the chance of serious illness is low. It COULD be extremely dangerous. It WOULD be fricking dumb. Funny, but dumb.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If there's something bad in the chicken juice then there's something bad all over the chicken
        Throwing away the juice isn't going to unspoil the chicken

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And that's why we cook chicken and eggs.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You don't fear death. You welcome it. You're punishment must be more severe.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You will be crashing your immune system if you do.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there's no way that would taste good

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well ya eventually I suppose.

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