Will this pasta carbonara get me a boyfriend?

Will this pasta carbonara get me a boyfriend?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be a woman you gay yranny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Food and cooking, not food and making fun of troonys like OP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro why are you so obsessed with troonys? Everyone already knew OP had gender surgery but it isn't relevant

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if op was just gay?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Op obviously paid 30 grand to have his penis remove and part of his rectum installed to mimic a vegana

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if op was just gay?

      Op obviously paid 30 grand to have his penis remove and part of his rectum installed to mimic a vegana

      I'm a bi cis man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're not op I'm op. And I didn't pay 30 grand. It wad 5 grand plus insurance

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cis
        This alone will remove the good will generated from your poorly-picked pasta dish.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro I just want to be validated as a "woman" by a real man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        heres my thing about being bi, if you are with a guy aren't you just gay, and if you are with a girl aren't you just straight?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can suck yo dick for a dollar
    I'm a cute femboy btwbtw

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would eat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get in line b***h, you're getting sloppy seconds

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as long as ur bussy is clean and tight u can make me tendies every night for dindins fr fr ong

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No boyfriend for you, this is not a real carbonara, this is only a mess.
    This is the real carbonara:

    just don't use the oil when you cook guanciale and absolutely no parsely.
    Trust me, i am italian (actually a real italian and not italo american)

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, but if you throw a couple of wheels in it will get you a bike.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will get you STDs but no boyfriend 🙁

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >solidified egg
    no, it will not

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do I unsolidify it?

      >Will this pasta carbonara get me a boyfriend?
      fat breasts and a breadable pussy will get you a boy friend.
      the pasta is to keep the boyfriend

      I'm a boy though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a boy though
        that is beyond gross. both your shitty boxed pasta and your deviant lifestyle.
        fricking gross man. its beyond simple to make pasta your queer you got time im sure since your days hold 0 value....make that shit from scratch.

        also your gay so just go to the gym and youll meet a carb starved twink or 8

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m going to make you boypregnant

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Will this pasta carbonara get me a boyfriend?
    fat breasts and a breadable pussy will get you a boy friend.
    the pasta is to keep the boyfriend

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gonna get me sum of that pussy bread

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hehehehe spelling

        that said you know you fricking want it so fricking bad

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No joke: certain videos, readily available to view on the internet, that involve just a pumpkin are some of my favorite of all

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Op here forgot to mention I have shit leaking out of my neovegana and I piss out my ass

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a carbonara. Yes it'll attract boys, no, they won't be friends.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks atrocious as usual

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d eat that (assume nocoom), where do I submit my application?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right into my butthole or neovegana. Both have poop in them

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I got so much piss and shit coming out of my ass it smells so bad how am I going to get a cool twink bf when I have piss and shit coming out of my dress hole

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you have two X chromosomes and weigh less than 200lbs, yes, absolutely.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of your business what my chromosomes are you bigot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why so cruel? Bigots are people too, you know.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vros the pissy shit water coming out of my ass. Can I stick a wine plug up my butt to stop it?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White stuff just started coming out of my neovegana it smells like death oh god

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    carbonara is supposed to be creamy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are different forms of carbonara and I prefer OP's version where the eggs get cooked onto the noodles

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >where the eggs get cooked onto the noodles
        that's not carbonara, it's the only way to frick it up completely

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's actually pronounced carbonara

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