>woolies has started stocking international products
>grab something interesting from america
>pic rel
>taste it
>it tastes like fricking medicine
What the frick is this shit
>woolies has started stocking international products. >grab something interesting from america. >pic rel
Your medicine must be fricking delicious.
a third worlder tastes a sugary drink for the first time: a thread
>woolies
>third world
anon I...
I'm sorry you had to find out this way
Australia is literally first world anon-san...
No it's not
First world = USA
Second world = Golarion
Third world = Everywhere else
>First world = USA
good one
read a book moron it's not a ranking
America today is not the America of 1950.
For starters, the America of 1950 would nuke Modern California immediately. It'd be like matter touching anti-matter, just instantaneous explosion.
Desna guides us
Oh no it's moronic
>Australia is literally first world anon-san...
I know in the original designation the US was a first world country, but I'm pretty sure you guys shot yourselves to shit and lost a couple ranks down to 3rd.
First World = U.S.A.
Second World = London
Third World = Everywhere else, who gives a shit
>Second World = London
Shut the frick up Achmed Davies, London is the third world of the third world.
London is where an aids riddled child tells the vulture pecking at him not to go to because it's a shithole. It would have only been worse if you said Paris.
>Achmed Davies
Shut up Lucas
I'm gonna call the Police of Progressive Vice and Virtue on you and have you arrested for hate speech motherfricker.
Nah, it's a thirdie tasting corn sugar for the first time.
Most of us have the same visceral experience.
get some cherry pepsi
>>it tastes like fricking medicine
Well, I mean.
You literally aren't wrong.
It got its start being sold at pharmacies with cocaine added in.
OP, do yourself a favor and watch The Coca-cola Kid if you haven't already.
It's basically what you'd get if you made an australian shitpost into a movie.
Cherry flavoring is used in a lot of children's medicines so that's what it's reminding you of, it's probably jarring if you didn't also have candy and other stuff with that flavor to get you used to it outside cough syrup etc
I also got this, and it was pretty good
Hopefully I can use this as an in to get a cute latina gf
If you want to get a cute latina, get them a horchata.
I've literally never seen that flavo(u)r of Jarritos ever
Ritchies IGA has had both of these for ages.
Stop shopping at Goyles and Goyworths.
>shop at 10000% markup store bro
The mandarin one is the best
I never got cherry coke either, it always tasted nasty to me. Vanilla coke was pretty good but I'd still rather go for a regular one without the added flavoring.
>go outside
>get shot
>house gets looted
>a-at least im in the f-first world
>go outside
>no mask
>police officer tackles you
>go to prison
Amerifat mint flavor is toothpaste
have you had root beer, anon?
Is that the same as ginger beer? It's alright, never liked too much ginger at once though
it's a completely different soda that tastes similar to licorice/anise.
Root beer = sarsaparilla
Japanese people hate root beer for a similar reason. They apparently all get some sort of medicine as a kid that's really similar to root beer somehow.
They hate it because it simply isn’t a flavor that has any remote equivalent in Japanese cuisine. Many Japanese hate cinnamon for the same reason.
But Japanese in Okinawa love root beer because American influence.
t. recently bought a can of A&W from an Okinawa-cuisine izakaya that had a small grocery store attached to it, and had my wife (Osaka native) try it.
She said it smelled like dirt, and tasted how she’d imagine licking a street would taste, and said it’s the 2nd worst thing I’ve ever had her try; the first being blue cheese.
Ausgay here, she described my experience with A&W almost point for point, but blue cheese is one of my favourite cheeses. Also I really like sarsaparilla.
A&W is just fricked mate.
>medicine
Frick, zoomers are moronic.
So medicine is a flavor now? Is medicine the new “chemicals”?
>started stocking international products
It’s fricking coke. A goat-thief in Zimbabwe can buy a coke after selling his latest stolen goat.
Where do you live that has just now caught up with Zimbabwe?
>anon loses his mind over the term "medicine"
Are you american perchance
you made this whole thread to seethe about americans bud
No it was to complain about how awful cherry coke was
you can be honest it's ok
>muh america
Of course I am. But that has nothing to do with the fact that nowhere in the world is “medicine” a flavor descriptor.
>tastes like medicine
>say it tastes like medicine
>this confuses the moronic american
“Medicine” isn’t a flavor, Chang.
Are you literally moronic? Medicine tastes like cherry coke, cherry coke tastes like medicine
How old are you?
16perhaps?
Because 16 years ago I knocked up a Chinese girl in my high school, and her parents immediately sent her to live with grandparents in Australia.
And you sound like a moronic halfbreed bastard.
Hi, son 🙂
the problem isn't generational, it's that you're an autistic robot with no capacity for imagination and are upset and confused by any descriptor that requires it
Why not practice using your words instead of crying?
>u mad
cope
all us thirdies get radically different flavors and novelty versions of goyslop anon. It's the cherry flavor.
He thinks it tastes like medicine because he used to get high on cherry-vanilla robitussin (dxm) and his kangaroo brain has permanently made the association.
>don't live in america or europe
>americans think i MUST live in europe because i guess those are the only two places that exist
The only other options are enemies and Aborigines
>aboriginals
>computer access
>money for woolies
I love cherry coke and doctor pepper, but I know what you're talking about. once, several years ago, I got a horrible sinus infection that absolutely obliterated my sense of smell for a few weeks. everything tasted different, most notably dr. pepper and cherry colas, which tasted literally like cough syrup. it was revolting.
I have a theory that people who think said sodas taste like medicine have something wrong with their sense of smell/sinuses that fricks with their ability to smell their food properly. sense of smell isn't exactly highly measured, nobody really thinks twice about it and it's not really tested for. there are probably a lot of freaks with smelling disabilities/smell blindness like OP that don't realize something is wrong with them.
>doctor pepper
It tastes like fizzy Benylin!
I reckon it's just that it's an acquired taste and there's not a huge amount of artificial cherry flavoured stuff in Aus
we get cherries by the kilo over summer, then there's this strange strongly artificial tasting shit that doesn't resemble cherries so much as tasting like red coloured almond extract, something else that anglos in Aus often don't eat, marzipan simply isn't all that popular either
I refuse to believe that they haven't had coke until now in whatever shithole you come from.
posting the superior version, imagine not knowing the sweet taste of a free unregulated soft drink market.
Australia is crazy. Your store is named a racial slur for Black folk
Love me some ice cold Dr Pepper cherry
Cherry Dr Pepper is superior,
however anon, if you ever come across the godly forbidden "Cherry Cheer", do not pass it up.
pic related
>cheery cheer
who the frick thought this branding was okay
why would it NOT be called cherry cheer
haven't tasted it but it can't be as bad as coke vanilla that shit is somehow worse than standard and diet coke
>haven't tasted cherry coke
Guys, I haven't used this horseless carriage before. Is it good?
why is there so many americans in this thread that act like not liking cherry flavoured shit is an attack on their entire country?
Perhaps this can shed some light
how does Word Up still sound so fresh after all these years
Why did they copy Korn, why must these type of people always steal. Is it in their blood?
yeah cherry coke sucks but a roy rogers was good. do places even do drinks like that anymore?