Would you buy the Applebees $200 Date Night Pass that broke the internet?

Would you buy the Applebee’s $200 Date Night Pass that broke the internet?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paying money to go to a place that sucks

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did. My kids like going there, one of the few places that shut them the frick up. I've purchased this numerous times over the years.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would pay $200 to watch you get stung by bees.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pay me then homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would prefer to pay the beekeeper.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOT THE BEES

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I could use it for curbside orders, sure. But I imagine the whole point is to encourage couples to come in and order drinks which is how they make their money.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do they sell apples at applebees?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop advertising them for free
    "broke the internet"
    god damn you talk like a fricking homosexual too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's already over. It was a Jan 22 thing. No more passes. This is advertising for an expired offer.

      If I could use it for curbside orders, sure. But I imagine the whole point is to encourage couples to come in and order drinks which is how they make their money.

      You actually can use it for TOGO orders. Just not alcohol. Food and non-alcoholic bev only.

      Looking at all the terms, I'd do it, even as a single dude. Pretty easy to blow WAY past $200 just hitting them up for lunch each week. A $20 lunch once a week would net me $1k worth of food. Hell, I can even splurge and get ice cream and brownies with lunch since the cap is $30 per day. If I went insane and ate there every day, that's $10.5k in profit (obviously excluding times when they are closed for holiday and stuff).

      >$10.5k in profit
      Disregard, it's limited to 1 a week. So only $1k worth of food for $200.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Disregard, it's limited to 1 a week. So only $1k worth of food for $200.

        Plus, if you aren't an butthole you are still probably leaving a tip.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being one of the incels who get paid minimum wage to advertise for shit on Culinaly and you get so caught up jerking off to troony porn you forget to actually do your job and post the offer before it expires

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking at all the terms, I'd do it, even as a single dude. Pretty easy to blow WAY past $200 just hitting them up for lunch each week. A $20 lunch once a week would net me $1k worth of food. Hell, I can even splurge and get ice cream and brownies with lunch since the cap is $30 per day. If I went insane and ate there every day, that's $10.5k in profit (obviously excluding times when they are closed for holiday and stuff).

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >non-alcoholic beverages
    worthless

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Applebee's fricking sucks

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people who like slop eat at applebee's
    Why is this news again?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine buying this and realizing you've doomed yourself to having to eat Applebee's 52 times this year. I would probably kms

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been to an Applebee's in probably 20 years

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bitches love going to applebees regardless of the cold water being thrown on this

    it's a safe, unchallenging dinner experience that they can laugh about and tell their girlfriends whatever way it goes

    you are better off taking a b***h you want to make an impression on to Applebee's instead of a nice restauraunt you heard of that makes blablabla food which is a fusion and modification of blablabla

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >broke the internet
    still working fine for me.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fast food restaurants should make this become more common. cheapskates like me would abuse the shit out of them.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is their fricking problem?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bourbon Street Steak with the Oreo shake

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