would you drink this shit?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did once, it was awful.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    want to try it just because, cant recall it ever seeing it in stores

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's based. Filthy southoids and >californians will never understand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Filthy southoids
      >Under Authority of the Monarch Co., Inc., Atlanta, GA
      Fricking moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was invented here and only sells here, cry about it reb.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Southerners do love crying about every god damn thing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Call out southerners for no reason
            >It's pointed out that the company is based in the south
            >Instead of accepting the truth of the situation, resort to more insults
            Stay classy Culinaly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      will never understand
      I live in California and it's the only soda I ever drink. I just grabbed a few bottles yesterday. Where you under the impression that we don't have everything?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have, it's pretty good.

      I live just south of the Mason Dixon line so your theory is false

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It goes well with an Italian sub.

      It's absolutely delicious. I can't find it anywhere down here in NJ. Moxie's the ultimate filter.

      https://i.imgur.com/wBm7jdZ.gif

      If your not drinking Moxie then you have no moxie!

      It's based, I only drink Contrarian Cola. Good with rye.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Californians were focused on making a soda that actually tasted good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've resorted to making this at home with orange soda given two shots of pineapple syrup.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's absolutely delicious. I can't find it anywhere down here in NJ. Moxie's the ultimate filter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If youre in south jersey, there's a rocket fizz at the intersection of 70 and 73 that has them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >if you're in south jersey
        my condolences. don't wish that on anyone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick would I be in south Jersey loser.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shop rite - a Wakefern food corporation based out of New Jersey - sells it. My dad turned me into it when I was young. It's a delightful treat, and endorsed by baseball legend Ted Williams.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen it in shoprite. Lying sack of shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's where I buy it in Connecticut

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The sweet soda is similar to root beer, with a bitter aftertaste.[4] It is flavored with gentian root extract, an extremely bitter substance commonly used in herbal medicine.
    I'd probably like it when I was younger and actually drank soda and had a strong preference towards root and birch beer. I can't even get through a can of regular soda anymore because of how sweet they are.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a first choice, no. As a hundreth choice, no.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If your not drinking Moxie then you have no moxie!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to when I was a teenager

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Used to drink shit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Moxie

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tastes like mouthwash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad told me that your mother's pooty tasted like listerine

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did he say that before or after you ate his ass?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I tried it. It tasted like Zevia but watered down.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i've had one bottle. it was good, tasted similar to red bull or bubble gum

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had it once. It was ok. I like bitter flavors though.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it is remarkably strange that new england people believe it only is distributed within their region. it tastes really shitty.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every root and birch beer I've tried tastes good but moxie tastes like shit. It's just incredibly bitter.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i've had it once when i visited my college friend in boston, we went up to maine with a group of friends for the weekend to ice fish at his cabin
    moxie was very very tasty and i would buy it if it was sold near me

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was disappointed when I finally drank a Cheerwine and discovered it was just a variation on a Big Red.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never even heard of cheerwine until I did a road trip and went through Maryland and stopped somewhere for lobster rolls (another thing I'd never eaten). Just tasted like an off brand soda. The lobster roll was also disappointing and expensive.

      Sometimes I can't tell if I have major depression or if the world is just a big disappointment.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are just discovering that inherently American products are blander, shittier, more mass produced copies of the more refined and cultured products of Europe. Just look at music, cheese, chocolate, and basically any other consumable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with you on cheese and chocolate but Europe has produced like 1% of the critically notable music of the last 100 years

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sentimentality. Sure 100 years,but that also includes the current crop of shit that's peddled to the masses. Think a much longer time frame. Like 1000's of years. This applies to the food as well as art.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I can't really compare my country's accomplishments to effect that predates it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure you can. Time did not begin in 1776. Products that were developed years ago are still made today. We're not talking about things that are obsolete and extinct, here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I guess but this sort of mentality is seared into our brains from an early age

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to when I was a kid. Oddly, it tastes a lot sweeter to me now, 55 years later. I say oddly because your ability to taste sugar is supposed to get weaker over the years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      like everything else in the country they switched to corn syrup at some point

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now imagine how it tastes to someone who's NOT a fan of Aperol

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't drink it, I just take provocative pictures with it

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It used to be called moxie nerve food.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely one of my favorite sodies. i like strong and unusual flavors though and understand why people think it tastes like cough medicine

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do and I quite like it I have a case of cans in the refrigerator

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Vim!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the flavor?

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