Would you eat a seal?

Would you eat a seal?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are very few non bug animals i would not eat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      snake?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        would eat, alligator is tasty

        monkey meat?
        that's how hiv started

        would not eat monkey, i hate monkeys and do not wish them inside of me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Snaaaake!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats racist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      monkey meat?
      that's how hiv started

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >from EATING monkeys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i remember learning about ebola in biology and even though the teacher was like
        >NO ONE FRICKED A MONKEY
        we all knew someone fricked a monkey, it was obvious. why does science try to hide the dirty parts of our history?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >HIV started from eating monkeys
          oh sweet, naive anon

          DO NOT GO TO Culinaly
          DO NOT GO TO THE PONGO THREAD
          DO NOT ASK ABOUT THAT STORY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >HIV started from eating monkeys
        oh sweet, naive anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes... "eating"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, eating

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            seething*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, I guess it would be quite tasty. aren't they fat to protect themselves from cold?

        jokes aside, monkeys do look quite disgusting, although I might be biased due to the sopa de macaco meme

        Would a seal eat me is the question?
        Human folk probably dont smell or taste very appealing to them, maybe if they were desparate.

        they are carnivores so while they don't actively hunt us they'd eat a dead human if given the chance

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean i already fricked one so it would be hypocritical for me to say no

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what was that like

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't buy one if the seal is broken

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, its fate is sealed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not unless i was starving and there were no alternatives.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hannibal burress would

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a Danish RN I have done some work on Greenland like all Danish nurses eventually do, and while I was there I had the pleasure of getting to shoot a seal and eat its still warm raw liver.
    Better than I expected.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show breasts or it didn't happen.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would a seal eat me is the question?
    Human folk probably dont smell or taste very appealing to them, maybe if they were desparate.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like seals and think they are cute, but seal clubbing is intensely funny to me. Something about those cute harmless critters getting brutally clobbered by big drunk Canadians tickles my funny bone.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Water dog

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dirty
      Dirty Water Dog

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have eaten seal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how was it?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With land animals, the cuter they are the better they taste. But with sea animals, the opposite seems to be true...but unlike other seafood seals are mammals...so would they be good or bad?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat pretty much anything if grilled up right.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, but I did seat an eel.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do I look like some kind of Antartican?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would I eat a seal?
    Would I make it into a meal?
    Would I get it in a deal?
    Would you say it was a steal?
    Would I have it as a stew?
    Would the taste be something new?
    Would it braise in the stove?
    Would it be something I grow to love?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too far

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt they taste good, and I'm not a fragile rightoid who does dumb shit to prove I'm a RRRAWWWR SUPERSTRAIGHT CAVE MAN CARNIST PIONEER CHRISTIAN HE-MAN, so I think I'll pass. Finfish and the occasional tentacle monster are good enough for me because I eat things that taste good not things that validate my fragile masculinity

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. These lil frickers would eat me if given the chance

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would you eat a dog? seals are basically dogs.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you eat a seal?
    Have eanten seal, was pretty good.
    want more whale (pilot whales) best jerky or steaks I've ever had. but going to the faroe islands or Greenland is a pain in the ass

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They’re literally toxic to humans and if you eat their livers, you’re a dead man. Same with polar bears or any other animal that lives in freezing temperatures. Not sure if it applies to fish though.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is no other food available?

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