Would you like to eat dinner with me?

Would you like to eat dinner with me?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'd love to and maybe after i'll let you eat dessert (my pussy) tee hee

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh... dessert is supposed to be sweet not umami. i would be fat if I ate another meal afterwards

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No in fact I would just drink all your wine and interrupt you when you tried to talk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll just talk when you're drinking

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cutting the foil above the lip
    0/10 would not bang

    actually looks pretty good anon

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FILL MY BIG GULP WITH THAT RED AND SHUT UP FOR I HAVE BROUGHT CHIMES AT MIDNIGHT AND I WILL HAVE SILENCE WHILST I SLAKE MY THIRST ON YOUR CHEAP SWILL AND MINE OWN KINO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m down to watch Chimes at Midnight

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely. Great choice of pinot, food looks delicious and unpretentious and I enjoy the decor.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The decor is what turned me off. I dunno how a room should look but somewhere between a dump and a movie set.
      That couch hasn't been farted on nearly enough times.
      The food looks okay I guess some kind of fancy stroganoff that is too good for cream?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sure brother. We can put some MMA on and shoot the shit.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good anon. Whats your pasta recipe? What is that besides the cheese on it, the golden tan looking tidbits? I love semolina/durum pasta, it's healthy and low GI and has decent protein to it and SATIATING if paired with a protein/fat. Im just looking to lower my fat intake to about 80-90g/daily so Ive been experimenting with fat free greek yogurt/cheese packet mixes, but nothing beats a proper sauce.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is that besides the cheese on it, the golden tan looking tidbits?
      canned tuna

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the beef?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember someone posted a pic of you from the reflections and you stopped posting for months

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are those walnuts in the pasta?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tasty din din
    >comfy decor
    Thanks for inviting me! I brought a chocolate torte for dessert.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm going to smash your mandible off with a brick

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    old picture is old

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good taste, also I think I have some of those glasses and I'm pretty sure it's the "new world pinot noir glass" by riedel but I use it for all kinds of pinot noir even the good stuff

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks good ngl, but where are the proteins

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you seem clean enough. You're not gay are you?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you come over here next time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You poor piece of shit, never post ever again on this board .

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mogged OP, don't listen to this tastelet

      You poor piece of shit, never post ever again on this board .

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe try searing the steak next time instead of boiling it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The lighting fricks up the picture. it had a beautiful sear

        You poor piece of shit, never post ever again on this board .

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mogged OP, I agree

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HustleAndBustleOfTheBigCity.jpg

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hope you enjoy your baloney sandwich and PBR dinner tonight anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever I ate, I didn't feel the need to take a posed photograph of it for social media points to advertise my carefully curated online persona.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, instead you posted a dead meme to advertise your carefully curated online persona as an idiot.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well its an anonymous image board

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You left your Fleshlight on the floor bro, looks like it needs a cleaning

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rim brakes on alloy wheels? Just how poor are you?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you buddy. It gets me around

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Picture of a hunger cant satisfy hunger

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. You’re decor says pretentious hipster homosexual. I like gays who don’t put on airs and will watch Cruising while crushing Miller High Life and eating pepperoni pizza.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pseudo working class homos rub me the wrong way. you live in a $7k/month apartment and you're wearing brunello cucinelli sneakers, don't give me that "regular guy" schtick just because you went to boxers after work and ordered a macro beer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better bare walls then the garish poster. Bro I like snails I'm so fricking edgy! Look how the bottom of my tv is blocked with nick nacks you're forced to look at. The only question OP is how much further does your tiny picture in big frame collage go on up and left? Is it just 4x4 or larger? I'm assuming it goes left for another 3+ units.
        What's going on in that corner? Could they not find a bigger lamp? There's the window sill. Then the lamp is on a table but also some kind of secondary window sill?
        Is the view outside of the window actually a balcony 8 feet away or is that a reflection of there being some kind of 1 and 1/2 stories mini stairs going on?
        Sorry noone wants to be in a clown house. I would 100% respect a rich gay with real art or someone just going the gamer worker route over nouveau riche Pier 1 Imports shit. Reminds me of my Mom.
        Imagine making 6 figures in the 1990s and still having rolling mid 5 figure credit card debt and not only not helping your children in college but finding ways to scam them and claim them on your tax form if they visited for a week. Just so you can buy more ugly posters. Frick you OP. you got me good.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a (You) for the quality schizo rant. I'm still a little disappointed that my schizo rant yesterday only got two (You)s

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based catty gay. You forgot to mention the tacky rattan chair that’s supposed to match OPs 1960s urban bohemian motif.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no meat on that plate just filler
    Yuck.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. I need meat not goygrains and israelitethanol.

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