Would you patronize a restaurant that only offered menus in cursive?

Would you patronize a restaurant that only offered menus in cursive?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i write in cursive on your moms face when i go pee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      further confirming ck as the funniest board

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TAKE IT BACK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i write in cursive on your moms face when i go pee
      A real stud would use his dick to pee-write in print. Kinda like any butthole can shit on the floor, try and do that on the ceiling.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The cursive wouldn't bother me, though in your pic, it's a bit overly flourished. More likely I wouldn't eat at such a restaurant because it would be outside of my poorman budget.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only eat at restaurants who present their menu as a treasure map

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cant understand a fricking thing
    If you are going to hand write the menu, perhaps hire someone who has good handwriting and not some larper drunk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Such a stupid question. Who's feelings are dictated by whether they did or did not eat breakfast? Only obese people as they I guess would feel hungry then.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don't feel hungry when you haven't eaten a meal you normally eat?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A certain group of people would not dine there….

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think I know what you mean.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're getting ads? What the frick is wrong with you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting way to write G. I'll try it.
        Need to get back to calligraphy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ... you mean the normal fricking way? lmao
          How in the shit do you write it, then?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            As such, the third letter.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Fricking lol.
              I've never seen a G written that way lmao
              You're alright, tho. People think my lowercase a is weird.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/b7mXzRt.jpg

                As such, the third letter.

                Here's my handwriting, weird a in full view.
                https://i.postimg.cc/8CNzHqV4/Moto-Draw-Note.jpg

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >my handwriting
                I don't believe that's how you regularly write. It looks more like you learned cursive 20 years ago and other than your signature haven't used it since, and are trying to remember each letter as you write. I mean, you literally did a lower case "s" followed by what looks closer to an uppercase "S". Even if you have bad handwriting you're still going to be relatively consistent.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you literally did a lower case "s" followed by what looks closer to an uppercase "S"
                What the shit are you even talking about?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is the second word not "ass"?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like it but it also looks like it was just written quickly rather than "trying to remember each letter as you write" to me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ooks like it was just written quickly rather than "trying to remember each letter as you write"
                I don't consider those mutually incompatible. By "trying to remember each letter as you write" I didn't mean he stopped after each letter and carefully pictured the letter in his head. I mean he doesn't have the muscle memory of actually using cursive to really know how to write it. Yes, I'm sure he wrote that fast, but what came out seems very obviously the handwriting of someone who's forgotten how to write. After the initial stroke, the second direction when writing an upper and lowercase "s" in cursive goes in completely opposite directions, and his second "s" follows that of an uppercase "s".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                😉

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                K.
                Still don't see "trying to remember each letter as you write."
                I just see sloppy, fast handwriting.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe that was bad wording, but I'm making a distinction between "sloppy, fast handwriting" and anon not being able to remember in the moment the difference between and uppercase and lowercase "S". This isn't a matter of him being imprecise or idiosyncratic; it's about him writing completely different shapes that diverge in opposite directions after the initial stroke.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                I just twisted my hand weird at that point because my phone screen is so small lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        so it seems, so it seems

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frogs are an essential part of Culinaly culture and the autistic janny who hates frogs should be lynched.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WTF is venison milkshake!?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      go there and find out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It reads 'venison – Millbrook Farms,' denoting the meat's place of origin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Milk Steak

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Over easy

        And btw milk steak is cheese. It's revealed many times Charlie likes cheese.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it written on a piece of drawing paper? Also, the lowermost row barely even fits on the page. Looks like shit.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This looks very pretentious. The person has very bad handwriting but thinks its fit to be handed out to customers. He probably has the same attitute when it comes to actually cooking the food.
    Picrel is actual good handwriting. It looks like it was written with care. It looks like the person actually practice the craft of using the pen. Complete opposite of ops pic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't even english

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a sample of the Voynich manuscript, a book written in a still unknown language and script, both of which are likely conlangs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The person has very bad handwriting
      Thank you! People never call out bad handwriting when it's cursive

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes because blacks and zoomers can't go there

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have the uhhh *squints* wild stupid bear.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better then those god awful bar-code only menus at least

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on whether the guy who wrote the menu is a doctor or not.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can understand 9/10 words. What the frick is written after 'crouton' as part of the scallop main? The one that says 'jus if orange, olive oil, radish?' And is that even 'crouton?'

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's "chili".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chili threads, whatever that is.

      It reads 'venison – Millbrook Farms,' denoting the meat's place of origin.

      >Farms
      That's what that was! I was wondering what "Jasms" was.

      The menu is froufrou but its greatest sin is actually how the author double crosses some but not all of their T's.
      >wtf is "poF likker"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Potlikker is the liquid leftover from cooking a pot of greens in the American Southern style. It's one word and it doesn't even get red squiggles under it because it's in the dictionary.
        Northerners might spell it 'pot liquor."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Chili threads, whatever that is.

          [...]
          >Farms
          That's what that was! I was wondering what "Jasms" was.

          The menu is froufrou but its greatest sin is actually how the author double crosses some but not all of their T's.
          >wtf is "poF likker"?

          Also, thank you for pointing out 'chili threads.' They're such an uncommon ingredient, and the odd man out with the rest of that menu, that I didn't consider that.
          They're little dried stands of chili. Like flakes. Only threads.

          I think it's "chili".

          Thx2u2

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's unreadable and I'm not a burger, I read and write in cursive in my daily life.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mixed french and english
    >t is crossed twice, some of the time
    I wouldn't eat at a restaurant but this one is worse yes.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can make out most of it, but what the hell is the underlined word at the very top center, above "terrine de la maison"? And now that I'm looking closer, what's the next underlined word below it? It initially looks like "lait course", but that doesn't make any sense. Then I figured it just says "first course", and they're moronic so they dotted the s instead of the i. But if you look at the first letter it's exactly the same as the "J" in "January" at the top left (my name begins with "J"; that's not how you write "J" in cursive). I don't know what this is from, but it's obviously meant to be intentionally frustrating to read.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eulalie
      The name of the place

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fine with cursive, but this is overly-stylised to the point of being unreadable, detracting from the experience.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you lack style

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I simply order the entire soup menu by mistake like Bruce Lee in The Way of the Dragon.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just ask for the picture menu, you illiterate frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they don't have that

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just ask them to clarify if I can't read their handwriting.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have a problem with a menu in cursive if the cursive was actually legible and not overly artsy like a schoolgirl's diary like that image.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can barely read their handwriting. The hard part comes with french words because I can't be sure what they're trying to write. It's going to be something wonky I am not familiar with, like how it says Jus of ?????. Naturally I am used to Au Jus and have never seen Jus at the start of a name, so I have no idea what it is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Jus
      just means juice.
      'Au jus' means 'with juice.'
      That part of the menu reads "jus of orange," which seems silly to me. Maybe the mean an orange-based gravy or pan sauce or something.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have the generally fishmouse olives

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I would. That particular menu, however, is very badly formatted. It looks like someone forgot to do the menus until 5 minutes before opening, stuck their handwritten notes in a photocopier and told everyone it's how they're supposed to look.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >restaurant in America
      >entire menu is in French
      Frick off, leave me an English translation. I don't speak frog.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who said the restaurant was in America?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Plenty of fancy restaurants in America do this shit, though. That's what I'm complaining about.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >entire menu is in French
        My problem is that they're inconsistent in their use of French (and if you think any of the French on that menu is inaccessible or pretentious you're literally a pleb). Like, why the frick would they say, "Pork à la Trotter" and then in the next line, "jus of orange"? Aside from just being grating to say out loud, the arbitrariness makes the bad handwriting even more difficult to decipher.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lmao at zoomers that can't read cursive. here, i'll help the babies:
    >Braised Pork a la trotter, baby turnips, pot lickers
    >Sea Scallop Ceviche, jus of orange, olive oil, radish, crouton
    >Caramelized Onion and Gruyere Tart, Sunny Side up egg and prosciutto
    >Wild Striped Bass, fumet of fish stock, lemon, shallot, wine, leek, carrot, crouton, clams
    >Duck breast seared, thigh braised, russet potato, hazelnut, red cabbage
    >Venison, Millbrook farms, oven roasted and sealed, parsnips,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Born at the end of ‘01 here, I was taught cursive in the third grade and can read and write it fluently. Eat shit you old frick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frick off zoom zoom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You made multiple errors indicating you can't read it, either, you ginormous homo.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd order one of everything then use my table as the menu. Possibly doing a runner if the food was below par.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >please cell phones fricked away

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The pretentious stylized double-struck cursive "t" makes this menu complete.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I might patronize a restaurant where the menus are written as sheet music.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the food is good and worth the price.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes but only because i was taught cursive before print and my teacher was a c**t about it. Then my next teacher was an even bigger c**t about no cursive but I didn't learn print yet. I also "low tech, high life" more than vice versa so yeah

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cant read cursive

    N-
    But for real its not free hand or wtv its called that doctors and lawyers use that shit is unreadable.
    However that is horrid caligraphy terrible terrible cursive writting
    >Look at me I'm so fancy and le artist look at how much this flows
    Like frick me read up on some fonts and learn to write better and for frick sakes use a real god damn pen look at how ugly this shit is how much it bleeds this is meant to be 2fancy2deep4u like srsly? and you're using a shit cheap pen at least its not some bic ballpoint but still. You just know a woman with a BA wrote this trash.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to restaurant for some reason instead of cooking at home
    >get handed a folded up piece of printer paper
    >its a poem written in french
    >mfw

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some menus have restaruants where the prices are all in whole numbers, no cents and no dollar signs either, just a discrete "9" off to the side in the right-hand margin.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Handwritten?
    Frick no. Especially because OP's pic is missing prices. You should have your restaurant shit figured out and printed at kinkos or some shit. Don't frick about with this lazy ass shit. If you want to be fancy, get some card stock and gold foil lettering.

    >Cursive
    As long as I can read it and the prices (if not on a boat), it's fine. If it's illegible shit, get your head out of your ass and try again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >OP's pic is missing prices.
      I would guess it's a fixed price dinner, hence all the "or," "or," "ors" between options and there are prices next to the wines.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That is a barely readable mess. I would immediately wonder if the food wasn't a pretentious pile of expensive ingredients, thrown together by a Wendy's line-cook.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    actual cursive is pretty easy to read, this is a person who has taken cursive and bastardized it because they are lazy/pretentious and it makes it hard to read

    i dont think anyone gives a shit about the font but when i gotta put effort into deciphering some chicken scratches i just cant be assed especially when im paying for it

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why but I can never read handwriting. That one in particular. Lookes like random loops and lines.

    Lomg story short, I would he patronising and ask for the "real" menu

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would even go to one where the menu doesn’t have pictures

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >written by a woman
    the easy tell is the bubble letter style being used ("B" looks like half a butterfly).
    big nope from me, dawg.
    i want a chef to write the menu, not a waitress.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes i'd love to dine in white-only areas

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This handwriting sucks, there's so many flourishes on every letter that it's hard to read. And I was taught to read cursive.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you patronize a restaurant that only offered menus in cursive?
    Sure, that doesn't bother me at all. What I wouldn't do is walk in the door after seeing the choices of only striped bass, venison and duck.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >consee
    >coresse
    you really should get the person who can spell "course" to write the menus.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, only because I know no black people are going to be eating there.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with cursive is that different countries write it in different ways. American cursive looks like a foreign language to me compared to the cursive I was taught in Europe.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's shitty cursive

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would just immediately get up and leave. Don;t have time for pretentious bullshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I would just immediately get up and leave. Don;t have time for pretentious bullshit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Time is money.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Time is money.
          If you knew how to read cursive, you wouldn't have to get up and leave, though. You could place an order and eat your food in the restaurant instead of having to go to another restaurant.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would patronize any restaurant that served all of the food in victorian maid style.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ill have the Wild sihndfujsndfjnsdjfn jksndfkjsnd please.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Proper cursive. That's a bunch of pretentious bullshit.

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