Wow

These little suckers are pretty good. 25% alcohol and only like $1.50 at walmart.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > 25% alcohol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >25% alcohol
      It literally says 12.5% ABV on the label nigtard

      op had two of them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did he distill them to fit in a single bottle?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >25% alcohol
    It literally says 12.5% ABV on the label nigtard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grim. Enjoy the headache/hangover and also it says 12.5% you non-based moron.

      Give him a break he's probably wienered.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >give him a break
        Nah, it's contrived attention whoring bullshit. The dumb gay knew what he was doing and you fell for it hook, line and sinker.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >knew what he was doing and you fell for it
          nobody trolls any longer, anon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didnt even reply to OP, moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            posting in his thread is the same as replying to the OP

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dude chill out. if you insist on being angry, why not be angry about something important?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          upvoted for visibility

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >little suckers
    Correct your feet are so that means you have a small dick so yeah.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fat fingers with weirdly, picked off small fingernails
      >huge fat feet
      >short stubby hairy legs
      >tea liquor
      >little suckers

      are you a hobbit?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Second round of the night. They've also got margaritas in tall boys nowadays. The future is wild. This bad boy was $3.

        My mother is a dwarf ;^)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's crazy you can get drinks like this for dirt cheap but if you want a six pack of basic b***h beer it's $10.99 and some big name crafts jack theirs up sometimes $2-$3 more than that. The beer market is fricked.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            beer is cheaper than water at the royal farms.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's kinda fricked. I've never bought beer before, but the tallboys of the mtn dew stuff is 2 bucks a can around me. They supply a good level of buzz, but I've never bought one because I'm dogshit poor and rely on swill rum that tastes like vodka instead.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Naturia was my shit. Nothing like kicking my friends stupid dragon deck with a bunch of cute ass plants

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grim. Enjoy the headache/hangover and also it says 12.5% you non-based moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >25% alcohol
      It literally says 12.5% ABV on the label nigtard

      I got mixed up. 25 proof. Still not bad for the proce. Easy to sneak around too

      [...]
      Give him a break he's probably wienered.

      Yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Easy to sneak around too
        keep the bottle, refill with a bigger bottle, ??, profit (then quit drinking)

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that sheet
    >that mattress on the floor
    i recognize this anon's posts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. Who is he?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lurk moar homosexual

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always joke with the delivery drivers that bring me these from the distributor that they should put them in bigger bottles and rebrand from chichis to tetonas.
    Having said that the 10% clubtails are 3.50 for a 24 ounce can and probably a better ABV per $ deal.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >iced tea
    >no ice
    wtf

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf state are you in where Walmart sells liquor?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every Walmart I've ever been to sold beer. Which is essentially what homosexual ass op is drinking. But I know for certain that you can buy 80 proof rum at Walmart in Missouri and California.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do walmarts in ohio sell beer? last time i checked they have special beer/liquor only stores and most counties 'dry' on sunday

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Southeast Ohio here. I went to a Walmart last Sunday and saw beer for sale. But I went to a liquor place down the road to buy rum instead.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't look at him, Pennsylvanian brother!
      The way of the out-of-staters is enough to drive a Wawa man mad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf state are you in where it doesn't...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In Florida you cannot buy liquor from grocery stores. Some grocery store chains will have a separate store titled "(Grocery store name) Liquor store" next door but ive never seen a Walmart that has done this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Walmart in Cocoa has a liquor store

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not him, but I'm in based Ohio and I've never once thought about them not selling liquor.
      Do gas stations sell it around you at least?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ohio is only medium based, a few states sell full proof drinks in grocery stores. Ohio only goes up to like 20% or something which is why they sell those bullshit watered-down liquors. In before "well my kroger has an OHLQ in it" you know that ain't as good

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, I hadn't realized. I did look at the vodka there and saw that it was diluted (something I never thought would exist) but didn't think that there was a reason for it other than them wanting to sell weaker stuff.
          I think that everything I saw there was a max of 20% as you said.
          I don't buy it at Walmart anyway, since the proper liquor store is just a minute or two away by car and sells big bottles for cheap enough to satisfy me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here, walmarts can sell up to a certain %abv I think, but if they want to sell stronger, it needs to be in a separate store. the walmart food store near me has a liquor section next to it, but you have to leave the main walmart doors to get to it

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Kroger brought out a bunch of products like this as seasonal items. They have Mai Tais and the like, are those ones any good? Is it actually the correct wienertail specs or is it just flavoring and liquor?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You probably could've gotten a 750 ml version at a better dollar value

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think less is more when it comes to grape wine with natural flavors

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is like me buying one of those tiny bottles of prosecco at tesco for £3 and proclaiming I'm getting sloshed while drinking 250ML of 11% ABV.
    The frick are you doing OP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's getting drunk for cheap and you're a whiny alcoholic indirectly complaining about your beer spending.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol same. just buy a bottle of cheap wine at this point OP. Pic related is four of your drinks for the equivalent of $5.50

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seek help

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your choice of attire is appalling. In other words shit looks moronic, burn it bro.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Night night OP

      Don’t be mean to the jammies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not everyone chooses clothing to fit the needs of those around them.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, you're a disgusting piece of shit. You really live like that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His place looks a little bland maybe with the bright overhead lighting and unadorned white walls, but it's no decrepit pit of a living space. WTF are you even on about? What's disgusting? I'm a cop; I see disgusting homes while on duty all the damn time. The frick you mean 'you really live like that'? Point to something gross.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the worst you saw?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Point to something gross.
        His foot (bunion?), the way he dresses, dirty polyester clothes, his bedding; likely polyester too, sleeping on the floor; no bedframe; probably moldy underneath that mattress. And then he's an alkie, so...

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eccchhh, I can feel the hangover those would produce. What is that, like 4 fl. ounces? Sweet drinks are fricking nasty to get drunk off of. I can't imagine drinking any way but alcoholically though, so those might be nice if you can enjoy a couple and then just go about your business, go to bed like a normal person. I drink one of those I wake up sick with bruises on the floor, outdoors, or in jail. Thanks for keeping me sober another night, OP.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your fricking hammerfingers are DISGUSTING!!
    fricking i would rather have STUMPS for hands than those nasty fricking things, do women even let you touch them with those fricking abominations????
    hold on while i fricking PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was feeling suicidal but this has brought me back
      Thank goodness for ck

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking alone on a mattress on the floor in an otherwise empty room while browsing your phone
    if they ever put warning labels on alcohol bottles it could just be a picture of you

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even know the Chi-Chi's brand name was still around

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chi-Chi's has been defunct for 20 years, htf do they still manage to be a thing? At this point, who gaf about their name brand that they'd put it on the bottle?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a celebration of food, anon. Back in the 1990s, homies was literally stealing the salsa from Chichi's restaurants using elaborate Wile E. Coyote style contraptions, no cap, that's how good it was. So it's no surprise they can produce a quality grip-n-sip for a homie to enjoy on the floor of his Jerma-ass room. (Don't pretend you're not sitting on Otto's bed, Jeremy.)

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They sell these for $1.59 near me. I'm likely gonna die soon.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    25 proof. you are barely drinking 2 beers every time you drink one of those little bottles

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stubby bitten nails
    >bare room with a mattress (air bed?)
    >door handle is the only place to hang clothes
    >poverty tier linens
    >zero bulge despite wearing thin polyester shorts
    >stubby gay legs

    Mogs me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >drinking alone on a mattress on the floor in an otherwise empty room while browsing your phone
      if they ever put warning labels on alcohol bottles it could just be a picture of you

      Wow, you're a disgusting piece of shit. You really live like that?

      I'm back from vacation bros. Back in my cave with my big boy drinks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        loonixmoder

        post wiener

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people even know or care about alcohol content? Some people I knew were surprised boxed mixed drinks are 12% alcohol and didn't even know beer is about 5%.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I found a 4-pack of some similar bottled drinks for $3 on sale. They're usually $12 and each drink is sold for $15 at stadiums.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are so back glass bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not opened homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just bought it gay face

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are you waiting to down it downie?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where? I thought Canada was the last place to have them and they finally stopped making them a few months ago.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NJ they just came back like a week ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whoa base

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tattoos
      Disgusting freak. Guess I'm not surprised, cause you're an alkie too. Huh.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i had a mudslide or white russian one, i can't remember. turns out they use real dairy 'cuz my stomach cramped hard and i had to have a nap.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a comfy ck posting setup

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >long island ice tea
    >it has no tea
    I lived a lie

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are we doing today, OP?
    How was that hang over?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Working. No hangover. I was pretty tired because I got some new kittens that kept me up all night.

      https://i.imgur.com/978H5Ir.jpeg

      Nice bunyun you nasty frick

      Not like I can help it. No I'm not getting surgery. Have to be non weight bearing for like two months per foot. To hell with that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why don't you use ad blocker?
        How long have you been browser ck for?
        what's your favorite ck meme?
        What's your take on marriage?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just haven't set it up on this computer
          Feels like a decade at least.
          picrel or soup cylinders
          I'm not married, but I would like to someday. I think monogamy is ideal.

          What about you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn you're old then. Has it always been as funny as it is now?
            >I'm not married, but I would like to someday. I think monogamy is ideal.
            I hope you find someone that doesn't make you want to murder
            >picrel or soup cylinders
            kek cute

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice bunyun you nasty frick

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow that's neat.
    I'll stick to water though.

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