Xanthan gum possesses both the properties of Xanthan and gum.

Xanthan gum possesses both the properties of Xanthan and gum.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who FOR YEARS AND YEARS would've sworn it was "xantham gum"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      actually it was originally xanth and gum which led to the current spellings

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn you, Piers Anthony!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but "am" is short for "and"
        look it up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you're thinking about Xantham Gun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      An accepted definition of irony is "having the properties of iron."

      Yes. You probably also thought Tony's ChocoLONELY was Tony's Chocoloney

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just had that realization about Tony's like last week. The packaging and goofy font made me think of some big Bay Area homosexual named Tony but it turns out he's some Dutch guy who exposed slavery in the chocolate trade. Weird shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And he was lonely.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yes, and he was lonely

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dutch people talk funny

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hvat du jyu mijn ve tok foonnee? Ve schpeek betzer Engels dan jyu du.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You're like a funny cartoon man. It always brightens my day

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're like a funny cartoon man. It always brightens my day

              To be fair, we do speak better (more grammatically correct) English than the natives do.
              We're just better in general.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aw, you're sort of like our cute special needs cousin.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You should hear the Flemish dialect. It really sounds like moronic English.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aw, you're sort of like our cute special needs cousin.

                Dutch in general sounds like moronic English.
                Ik dronk een glas melk in het restaurant
                I drank a glass of milk in the restaurant
                See? moronic English.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, English is a mutt version of Dutch and French

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I love Tony’s but why the frick did they mold the chocolate in the most moronic way possible? I want to break off even, bite sized pieces motherfricker

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To show the inequality in the chocolate industry. srsly
            That's the reason.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf how did it switch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mandela effect

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      huh...
      >Xanthomonas campestris
      >Xanthan

      mandela effect

      checked
      Frickin' CERN!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based cia trolls are at it again. with the seemingly inconsequention billion dollar gaslighting campaign.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah me too wtf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. It was named after the source, which is the Xanthomonas campestris bacterium.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhh is it not?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is and don't let a three letter agency's psyop tell you otherwise.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you are not. I thought the same and when I was googling it a while ago I thought Google was fricking with me.

      huh...
      >Xanthomonas campestris
      >Xanthan
      [...]
      checked
      Frickin' CERN!!

      It must have happened before this last start up, I Google it a few months ago and found out it ends with an n not an m

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guar gum on the other hand possesses the properties of USELESS and AS SHIT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, we SUCK, But we're gonna SUCK FOREVER 'CUZ WE"RE ETERNAL!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        rip urungus

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sadly.
          Zoomers will never know the joys of slipping around in a mosh pit, Covered with gallons of red and yellow Kool-aid without sugar, heated to body temperature while shitty, but passable, parody rock makes their ears bleed ...
          Truly a hilarious and memorable experience on a hot summer night.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Gwar was never something to listen to at home. Gwar was a band you only listen to because you're seeing them live.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Checked
              facts.
              My skin was stained for DAYS afterwards.
              Only got to see them 3x
              Thanks Rob!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gwar was dogshit. they were opening for mudvayne and it was one of those things that was just not fricking funny or entertaining, and just odd. a bunch of fat old hippies in costumes with their wierd wiener gimps jacking their fake wieners off running around the stage. just bizzare.
            the music itself wasn't HORRIBLE.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              filtered

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        rip oderus
        you could say I lost my virginity after gwar concert

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's kind of the point I was getting at with

          Gwar was never something to listen to at home. Gwar was a band you only listen to because you're seeing them live.

          . Listening to them at home is like adjusting your wiener in public. Watching a video of them performing is like masturbation. But seeing them live is sex. You're a virgin until you've seen Gwar.

          https://i.imgur.com/4f8amOM.jpeg

          Checked
          facts.
          My skin was stained for DAYS afterwards.
          Only got to see them 3x
          Thanks Rob!

          Same.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      guar gums

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone gave me some, and I can't find anything to use it in, except gluten free bread (which I don't eat) , and to slightly thicken salsa.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can put it in frozen drinks and frozen wienertails to give it more of a frosted icy texture and keep it from diluting in the blender

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can also make ice cream and use xanthan gum instead of eggs

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't that stuff toxic or something? Bretty sure mom told me not to eat gum. Don't it stay in your belly for as long as you get bad luck for breaking a mirror, or also how long it takes for you to get a "new liver" even though it isn't actually a new one but you know what I mean?
    Anyway how would someone cook with it in a normal kitchen? I dunno really. Honestly I came cuz of the HxH reference, and also came because of the HxH reference. As you can tell, i'm just a crazy kinda guy, Hey-o.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Xanthan gum is used in food production to improve the texture, consistency and shelf-life of foods such as salad dressings, soups, sauces and baked goods.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I use it all the time when baking gluten free shit

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bingewatch youtubes about gums
    >buy bags of each gum
    >don't use them
    anyone else?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that shits in every processed food nowadays.. i dont want to eat or drink gum

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah? Well how about xanthan CUM?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pineapple possesses both the properties of Pine and apple.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always pronounce it Jonathan gum. Nobody is named Xan

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wanna pop some Xans?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do actually know a kid named Xan. Short for Xander.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what properties does xanthan have

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAIL XANTHAN

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH MY XANTHAN GUM AFTER MY LUNCH IS EXPIRED BRING IT BACK TO EDIBLE

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