Y'all don't talk about gnocchi enough, they're awesome

Y'all don't talk about gnocchi enough, they're awesome

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love them, but they are tedious to make.
    You also have to pan fry them at the end before saucing. Anyone serving someone just a boiled gnocchi deserves prison time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Love them, but they are tedious to make.
      just get dicecco, honestly on par with any homemade gnocchi I've had from real Italians. boil it for like 2 minutes then fry in oil like you said

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make them
      lmao, dumb Americans
      I bet you also think hand made pasta is hot shit huh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to take a hot shit in your hand made pasta

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tedious to make.
      That's why I like those made out of ricotta instead of potatoes, they are realy quick to make.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        umm...huh? How is cheese a sub for a starch? Not saying it can't be a thing, just cure my ignorance for me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is a very different product.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ricotta gnocchi
        just, no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're talking about Malfatti, not gnocchi.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if it's not wheat and potato, it's not gnocchi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just buy the vacuum-pack from the store

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That dry-ass, stuck together crap is edible, but that's as far as it goes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn dude if gnocchi is the recipe where you draw the line I think you might be done. Just live off packaged nitrite-flavored bachelor chow the rest of your life I guess.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you try to make unpronounceable French dishes to impress girls

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you mean like ratatwah?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can possibly be harder to make than dumplings or stuffed pasta and I call those easy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You also have to pan fry them at the end before saucing. Anyone serving someone just a boiled gnocchi deserves prison time.
      lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      These industrial ones are beyond garbage.

      >Anyone serving someone just a boiled gnocchi deserves prison time.
      WFT are you talking about?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gnocchi is incredibly easy to make, it's the pasta I make when I don't want to bother making real pasta. Granted I roll my pasta by hand, so I'm sure if I got a pasta roller machine I'd b***h less, but gnocchi is still idiot proof for the most part.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look like little grub worms.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love gnocchi. I keep them simple. Boiled, then pan seared in butter, with a touch of salt.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fry mine in mayonnaise

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    was hoping they were butterbeans

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I DID IT ALL FOR THE GNOCCHI

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate there are other anons like me that never turn down an opportunity to make a silly joke, you keep this place from being a completely depressing waste of time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he thought hed be 24 forever
      what a fricking moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >y’all

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yolky

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dogshit, lefse is better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      google tells me those are crepes. how is this an appropriate comparison?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not it's more like flatbread
        My Swedish grandmother gave a book "the Last Word on Lefse" and it opens up with the phrase "Lefse is not a napkin."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not it's more like flatbread
          then why are you talking about it in a gnocchi thread

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Digits but click here to view.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not even the same kind of food, dumbass

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Y'all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You heard me you little shits.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sauce on pic?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    theyre ok for poverty food

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like gnocchi but i hate how sticky it is, shit keeps getting stuck in my mouth's palate and teeth

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mixing cooked and mashed potatoes with flour and egg is too difficult

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.saltandlavender.com/chicken-bacon-gnocchi/

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