Yelp's Best Pizza of 2024

Well, well, well . . . Would you look at that. Peqouds Pizza in Chicago, Illinois has been named the best pizza restaurant in the world by Yelp. Yeah. . . I'm thinking we did it again Chicago Chads.

https://www.yelp.com/article/top-100-pizza-spots-2024

You can no longer "disagree" that Chicago pizza is the best in the world. In fact you were never able to disagree, because how can you disagree with fact?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who gives a FRICK about yelp. The 'go 'za has always been superior. This is fact

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your casserole would first have to be pizza to be the best pizza

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yelp elites poll
      You have to go back

      New York City rat-israelites seething already.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tiny ring of burnt shit for crust
        >ridiculous amount of pepperoni
        >entire thing seems to be made of grease
        >no clear division between cheese and sauce, just a gloppy mess
        >made in a cake pan, Black person are you even trying?
        1/10 wouldn't feed it to my dog.

        Frick off, New Yorkers are no less full of themselves but at least their pizza is actually pizza.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yelp elites poll
    You have to go back

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my opinion is...le fact
    well my opinion is you're a homo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not my opinion, it's the augmentation of America's best food critics opinions. You would know that if you could read. Illiteracy seems to be a trait among those that do not recognize the superiority of Chicago pizza.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the augmentation of America's best food critics opinions
        >augmentation
        Try proofreading your posts before calling other people illiterate.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          amalgamation

          I beat you in the streets and feed casserole to your mother but she thinks it's a sandwich

          All you have to say is pointing out that my phone auto-corrected? Sad! But augmentation also actually works. A bunch of opinions becoming one big opinion.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its not an opinion, its a bunch of opinions

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        amalgamation

        I beat you in the streets and feed casserole to your mother but she thinks it's a sandwich

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably more like "aggregation", honestly, but that works well enough.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        son you better hope deus ex augmentation for your brain comes out in your lifetime or you aint gonna make it

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    But for me? Toronto style pizza please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is that? pizza pizza cardboard base?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its MAID

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I googled it and all threads show its just cope. Its New York style with extra garlic. Not a style.
      >t. Torontogay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only purchase of Toronto-style pizza is the Canadian government which uses it in its MAID program.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a good recipe to make pic related and I'll believe you, I got a new cast iron pan for baking I want to break in.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder how much they paid Yelp for that title.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That pizza place was on some tv show and a bunch of fans rated it high. It's a popularity contest.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about anything Yelp in 2024
    does Culinaly really?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about anything anymore
      I shiggy diggy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Walking on the Moon - Police
        I wont post the song. it'll get me banned

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          pussy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a good one, check out the SR-71 Blackbird one...
            SR-71 Blackbird - Eye In The Sky
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeXQOBb7h7s

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a yelp and why should I care about their rankings and why are you shilling them?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a millennial thing ignore them they’re a dying breed

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS IS PEQUOD, ON STATION AT LZ

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boss, arriving shortly at LZ.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh, the Yelper Special
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=pDlR_ccnZww

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks more like Chicago slop, nice place to visit for a day to check stuff out, but not a place to stay. Chicago is a basic shithole and I wouldn't trust anyone from there.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    New York pizza owns your foreign slop and you know it. You already know it so why try to compete?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *taps the list*
      No it doesn't. Again, people who seethe about Chicago tend to be illiterate, many such cases just ITT alone.

      ITT: angry coastoids/jealous Shitsconsingays seething at Chicago for the 9001 thread this week

      Ain't you b***hes got anything better to do

      >Lived in Lincoln Park for 2 years
      >tried going to Peqouds once, but it was crowded as frick, didn't wanna wait so went somewhere else
      >never ended up going, since then I've moved to a different state

      Man I'm not fricking going back to Illinois just for a pizza, frick this.

      It truly is pathetic. Also, you could've just ordered take out in your two years here. Don't blame Pequods because you're a moron.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these lists might be useful for finding quality restaurants but how can anyone compare Chicago deep dish to NY to New Haven to Detroit-style to Central Jersey, etc. They're all so different that it's impossible to qualify "better" when it really just depends on your appetite or what you're in the mood for that day. sometimes I want a delorenzo's (NJ) and sometimes I want Santucci's. totally different styles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes I like the thin crispy crust

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and sometimes I want the deep dish

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/x8jgvmw.jpg

        and sometimes I want the deep dish

        these look terrible but i suppose they might hit ok

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're popular spots near me. the white pie is a BBQ chicken and the red is a Trenton-style with cheese under the sauce. Looks plainer than it is - as they mix in some parm and fontina with the mozzarella. it's not John's of bleeker or delorenzos but it's good take-out at a reasonable price

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HI I AM moron FROM CHIGAGO WERE PIZZAA IS A DEEP LIKE SWIMMINNG DISH AND NOT SOUP U MAKE CRUNCH WITH VEGETIBLE OIL N REALLY CHEESE FROM WICONSEN BETTER THN ITALI ND WE MADE VOTE TO BE BEST IN WORLD NOT ONLY U GET BEST PIZZA BUT MAKE U POOPY EXTRA STINKY AND MANY POOP FOR DAYS BUT CHESE CAN IT HARD SO U USE UR FINGER TO SOFTEN THE POO IN NEW YORL THE SAUCE IS LESS AND BARLEY ANY SAUCE OOOH ORGANO HOW GOOD LOL GO FRICK UPSELF NY STUPID SHITTY PIZZA PIZZA LIKE UR DICK SO THIN NO GIRL EVER WILL SUCK BUT IF U GIVE A DEEPDISH FROM CHICAGGO U WILL NEVER NOT HAVE SEX U CANT SOW ONE HOT GIRL ON TIKTALK EATING NY BUT EVERY HOT GIRL EATING LOU MLANTIS EVEN FROZEN IS BETTER THAN SHITTY NY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi moron from Chicago, I'm dad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        WERE UU FROM

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          just got back from doin your mom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't fricking breathe top kek morono from chicago

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody uses Yelp anymore. A tiny forum could review bomb anything they want. It means nothing.

    Chicago tomato soup in an edible bowl is not pizza.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      local place opened up near me and they ask everyone to review them and name their server and say something good. Yelp's none the wiser. I don't think anyone even cares anymore when businesses pull that off. it just means the ratings are bullshit anyway and probably have been for a long time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chicago tomato soup in an edible bowl is not pizza.
      A lot of times deep dish is significantly more dough than sauce. Gotta love morons shitting on things they've never had.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A lot of times
        >meaning every other time, which is most, the thing i said isn't true

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chicago tomato soup in an edible bowl is not pizza.
      no its better than pizza

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So call it something else. If a calzone isn't a pizza, a stromboli isn't a pizza and Bagel Bites aren't pizza then that shit ain't pizza either.

        Chicago breadsoup sounds apt.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, get fricked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          they can call it deep dish all they want. they can never call it pizza with a clear conscience. they know this deep down.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop for chiraq Black folk

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pizza

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pizza di sloppa

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4Ci94a8.jpg

      they can call it deep dish all they want. they can never call it pizza with a clear conscience. they know this deep down.

      https://i.imgur.com/4FVM7LH.jpg

      >pizza

      This looks like fricking AI slop

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute, patterdale?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Haven pizza diety here-Chicago pizza is state fair level food

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if you just layered 3 New York pizzas on top of each other?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that wpuld be more like a pizza lasagna, which doesnt sound terrible

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pizza
    >tomato soup with burnt crust and bits of cheese
    hard pass, big shot food critics have their heads up their asses so far that it's a miracle their topology doesn't completely shatter the laws or reality

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who even uses Yelp anymore? No seriously, I wanna know. Are people just unable to walk in somewhere, experience it blindly, then form an opinion themselves? Isn't Yelp the place people write novels and/or review bomb because of dumb politics reasons?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the internet has made personal experiences obsolete
      welcome to the simulated age anon, why try new food when you can watch someone else do it, why do manual labor when you can emulate it in a game, why learn how to draw whwen you can have an algorithm generate art for you
      god is dead and it is paramount you piss on his corpse if you want to live now, welcome to the future

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the internet has made personal experiences more valuable than ever
        fixed

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you and I know that anon, but history is set by the lowest common denominator, you and me are *at best* footnotes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just checked, 178 million unique visitors monthly use yelp. Get your head out of your ass gramps.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So its just pan pizza?
    Not like full deep dish?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think that is what chicagoans consider "real deep dish"/"real chicago pizza"
      looks similar to what they serve at lou malnati's

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They burnt mine when I went. I wish that I went to Giordanos instead

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrong board bro, you want

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When a pizza appears on 2 seasons of TV’s chef-focused series “The Bear,” you know it must be something special.
    impossible to take this article seriously

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me get this straight
    Lou Malnati's and Giordano's both do the classic 'bread bowl' type of deep dish pizza.
    Pequod's does a pan pizza similar to grandma or Detroit style.

    Am I right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you are correct.

      t. OP

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, look. A "best of" list depending entirely on internet votes is totally loaded toward the largest metropolitan areas in the country.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is generally a good point, however Chicago deep dish is objectively the best pizza. Also Chicago style hotdogs with Vienna Beef Frank's are objectively the best hotdogs. There are reasonable opinions on other food items though except that an Italian Beef sandwich with hot giardenerra is objectively better than a Philly cheese steak and both are objectively better than whatever that abomination New York tried to meme into existence.

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