>Yes my friend, what'll it be?

>Yes my friend, what'll it be?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you recommend

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The roast goat sandwich is exquisite, my good man.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *throws a pipebomb inside and runs off while detonating it*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >catches pipebomb the seconds I see it enter through the window because of my superpoowers
      >in one swift motion, I throw it back at you before it has the time to detonate saving my livelihood and a grand-mother and her grand-daughter that were enjoying halal food near-by
      >thankfully you ran towards a completely deserted area trying to escape and the only casualty that day was your mangled self
      >nearby citizens are cheering and applauding my heroism and I get a medal on live televison

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >because of my superpoowers
        >poowers
        >poo
        nice daydream ranjid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >moron racist doesn't know the difference between the middle east and india

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >rats, foiled again!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >lamb gyro, white sauce hot sauce

    anything else you are a homosexual and dont even talk to me if you put barbecue sauce on your shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      King shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gyros are Greek, not halalistani.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man I've got loads of muslims around me but I've never seen a food stand like this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know that guy. He's nice.

      They're all over the place where I live and seemingly impervious or at least only minorly affected by inflation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >only minorly affected by inflation
        yeah, reaaaaaaly makes you think...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, these minorities are controlling the economy in order to.... sell cheaper food?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no, money laundering you moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sure you're right cuz the cha chain teng i go to seem like they haven't raised prices since the early 90s, are cheap as frick and situated in an expensive-ass downtown area where homes go for about $2mil+ each. $4.75 for the best fricking beef chao ho fen you've ever had is simply not possible otherwise.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >chain
                Chaan. Fricking autocorrect. And I know cha chaan tengs are supposed to be cheap but the prices they charge for shit shouldn't be possible for where they are.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why would money laundering lower their prices?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                because selling food isnt the core business

                >no, money laundering you moron
                I swear there's some dipshit in every thread who sees a local restaurant and claims "IT'S MONEY LAUNDERING" despite having no evidence and not even being quite sure what money laundering is aside from knowing it's a term he heard on Breaking Bad .

                im pretty sure i know more about it than you.
                in my city, everyone including the police knows that at least 80% of kebab shops is involved in money laundering one way or another.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >no, money laundering you moron
              I swear there's some dipshit in every thread who sees a local restaurant and claims "IT'S MONEY LAUNDERING" despite having no evidence and not even being quite sure what money laundering is aside from knowing it's a term he heard on Breaking Bad .

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fellafel roll with the lot, hommous with garlic sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no cheese

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A shawarma, a lahmacun and an ayran with peach flavor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They don't have any of that.

      https://i.imgur.com/gbYlRyO.jpeg

      >Yes my friend, what'll it be?

      Lamb on rice, extra white. Fish on rice for the missus. Dr Peppers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fine, all the cash then, and the free drink. This is a stick up now.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lamb gyro with the fries inside. No tomato if it is a place that adds tomato.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to turk cart
    >get a chicken schwarma
    >For you habibi the drink is free
    They always make me feel so special.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    falafel with rice, every time
    and tell him to have a nice day and God bless

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I call them Allahu Snackbar.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 gyro with everything

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken over rice, with every goddamn sauce and topping that you have.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well, combo over rice (lamb + chicken). I usually get chicken so I misspoke. Love Rafiqi's

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Everything comes with a free drink
    What if I just buy a drink

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Free drink with purchase of a drink.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yo dog

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lamb gyro please shukran

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do they do with the trailer at the end of the day and where is the truck to tow it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are storage spaces. That cart specifically is stored near 30th and Wharton in with Philadelphia. You can see the units from i76 as you drive past.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >with Philadelphia
        SOUTH PHILADELPHIA, FRICK YOU AUTOCORRECT

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Really, near the Jesus Is The Light church?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A few blocks west. I said 30th because I'm not sure if the units are on 31st, 32nd or Vare Avenue.
            There's an enormous black megachurch around there, too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Wow you really know your Philly! I dropped on Street View where you had said to find the Halal food cart garage, and I saw the black church

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >with Philadelphia
        SOUTH PHILADELPHIA, FRICK YOU AUTOCORRECT

        Really, near the Jesus Is The Light church?

        A few blocks west. I said 30th because I'm not sure if the units are on 31st, 32nd or Vare Avenue.
        There's an enormous black megachurch around there, too.

        33rd, between Dickinson and Tasker, East side of the street.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lamb kharahi

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Halal
    I love when places put up a big DON’T EAT HERE sign so I don’t accidentally support the wrong businesses.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's an Uzbek restaurant closish to me that sells halal food but they're Christians

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We must have free drinks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Buy a drink to get a free drink. That was already mentioned in this thread.

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