>gibsmedat tree fiddy (this unlocks the secret menu)
Lol. This is actually a part of fast food culture that I enjoy, it's like a freemasonic hand shake ritual but for borger.
>nomsayin breh
Archivists/compressionists should study black speech patterns and utilise what they learn to improve rar, zip and other compression types.
They've somehow taken the phrase "do you know what I mean?" which is a total of 6 syllables, and compressed to "nahmeen," which is a mere 2. That's a 66%+ compression rate. Imagine the possibilities!
[...] >Greetings, the son of my mother's sister. >ayo cuh
Holy shit you're right!
>Good evening madam, I am going to forcefully relinquish you of your belongings, violently sodomize you, and then mutilate your tender flesh and dump you in the nearest alley >bix nood
Holy shit you guys are right!
Wait, white castle has soup of the day?
I'm not american but it's on my list of places to visit when I go there for work next year. I dunno why but the idea of eating like 6 tiny burgers does appeal, but I thought that's all they did
What part of America are you planning to visit? If you are on the West Coast or Southwest you’ll only be able to get White Castle burgers frozen from walmart.
i have never had white castle without having stomach cramps and a disgusting mud shit the next day
i work at sewer plants so im pretty resistant to ecoli
something in the food acts as a laxative in my stomach
i have never had white castle without having stomach cramps and a disgusting mud shit the next day
i work at sewer plants so im pretty resistant to ecoli
something in the food acts as a laxative in my stomach
It's the steamed onions, which are high in fructans: a type of indigestible carbohydrate that ferments in your intestines. Since White Castle sliders are cooked with reconstituted dried onions, you're actually eating a lot more of them than you think. You can easily eat the equivalent of two whole onions in one meal.
What year was this, because that's a really good deal
I'm assuming they're like half pint bottles but that's about perfect for one of those "I will regret this tomorrow" binges. Then again I don't usually get much of a hangover from beer anyway
White Castle as a restaurant fricking sucks, the burgers you get there are the exact same quality as the ones they sell in the freezer section like pic rel
Steam-cooking over onions isn't really efficient but it tastes good. They use 2 inch square patties with a few holes punched in them for extra surface area so they cook faster.
I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to take a pause for a moment and give thanks for the many great contributions of the Black community and their culture to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature makes them ideal neighbours, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture.Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real Estate values are fueled by the influx of African Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nurturing of these communities, an example of all they have achieved by their enthusiasm for self-improvement through hard work and a self-reliant can-do nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would be poorer as a nation.
>>Yo G
I have never been to a white castle wherever over heard anything other than bare level courtesy.
Fricking monosyllabic morons who can only achieve double syllables when they say the words "castle" and "order".
Can I get some of those shitty little cafeteria cheesburgers that people won't shut up about
Gimme fo' o'dem square burgahs
ayo muhfuggen bixnood
nomsayin breh
gibsmedat tree fiddy (this unlocks the secret menu)
>gibsmedat tree fiddy (this unlocks the secret menu)
Lol. This is actually a part of fast food culture that I enjoy, it's like a freemasonic hand shake ritual but for borger.
>nomsayin breh
Archivists/compressionists should study black speech patterns and utilise what they learn to improve rar, zip and other compression types.
They've somehow taken the phrase "do you know what I mean?" which is a total of 6 syllables, and compressed to "nahmeen," which is a mere 2. That's a 66%+ compression rate. Imagine the possibilities!
it's been done before:
how do you do?
howdy do
howdy
Now the next wave is upon us.
That's a mere 50%. That ain't shit. 66%+ is the new goal. Get on it.
>Greetings, the son of my mother's sister.
>ayo cuh
Holy shit you're right!
>Good evening madam, I am going to forcefully relinquish you of your belongings, violently sodomize you, and then mutilate your tender flesh and dump you in the nearest alley
>bix nood
Holy shit you guys are right!
Always steamed, never fried.
>Ayeee fosho bro
>Yoo loook g, hook me up with 2 savory chicken sliders know what i mean?
>Yeee them mozarella sticks put dem in there too bro
one crave pallet please, tyvm
first of all, i am not a "G", now what is your soup of the day?
Enjoy spit soup
Wait, white castle has soup of the day?
I'm not american but it's on my list of places to visit when I go there for work next year. I dunno why but the idea of eating like 6 tiny burgers does appeal, but I thought that's all they did
He was joking, as if White Castle were a sit-down restaurant instead of a fast food drive thru.
What part of America are you planning to visit? If you are on the West Coast or Southwest you’ll only be able to get White Castle burgers frozen from walmart.
It's the soup du jour.
It's "soupe du jour" with an E, connard.
sopa do dio
uma delicia
Mmm, that sounds good. I'll have that.
Uhhh.. I'd like to order a butt?
the good shit with some lemonade cuh
Lemme git dem chee frahs n sum burgas homie n ima need a grape soda yo gimme 2 dem cups cuh... Im feelin some type a way n finna git faded cuh
I'll take a Black person eight-frick I mean a number eight. number eight please. frick.
Crave case all cheese
How come y'all ain't got the clam strips no more?
>A crave case of cheese sliders to go with this 30 pack of MGD.
God I miss the Midwest sometimes.
The only good miller beer
A larger menu so I can see what the hell I'm ordering.
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
umma umma ugga ooh
de deh de deh
uuuuaaaauuuuu
mim mim mim mim mim
MIM MIM MIM MIM MIM
MUM MUMMA MUMMA MUMMA
YT CASSEL
>go to Vegas
>try new castle for first time before drinking before drinking binge
>stay in hotel room with food poisoning
i have never had white castle without having stomach cramps and a disgusting mud shit the next day
i work at sewer plants so im pretty resistant to ecoli
something in the food acts as a laxative in my stomach
It's the steamed onions, which are high in fructans: a type of indigestible carbohydrate that ferments in your intestines. Since White Castle sliders are cooked with reconstituted dried onions, you're actually eating a lot more of them than you think. You can easily eat the equivalent of two whole onions in one meal.
Imagine the smell of Harold and Kumar’s bathroom
Animal semen.
Never forget what they took from you
christ above thats a staggeringly good deal
What year was this, because that's a really good deal
I'm assuming they're like half pint bottles but that's about perfect for one of those "I will regret this tomorrow" binges. Then again I don't usually get much of a hangover from beer anyway
>I'm assuming they're like half pint bottles
they are 12oz cans
I would shit until I became shit
RIP toilet.
Call the fellas.. we got work to do
give me the 30 slider pack and a side of mozzarella sticks
I wish there was a white castle here, I wanna order a crazy number of little boigahs.
The usual:
Six burgers, three cheddar and three pepper jack
Sack of fries
Small chocolate milkshake
White Castle as a restaurant fricking sucks, the burgers you get there are the exact same quality as the ones they sell in the freezer section like pic rel
If anything, that shows how great they are at manufacturing frozen food.
>Patty now 100% meat !
Kek
Ye lemme gut uhh… number 9 a number 9 large…
5 cheeseburgers
Large fry
Medium chocolate shake
I’m 135lbs
I dunno about other White Castles.
But the White Castle I go to always has the most polite workers there. Second only to Chick Fil A
I didn't even know white castle had restaurants.
Seeing these locations, I can say I never will
Bong here
What the frick is this
Miniature hamburgers, steam-cooked on a bed of onions.
Sounds healthier than fried stuff at least
>miniature
But why
Steam-cooking over onions isn't really efficient but it tastes good. They use 2 inch square patties with a few holes punched in them for extra surface area so they cook faster.
That's smart as hell, they'd do well outside of clubs here
I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to take a pause for a moment and give thanks for the many great contributions of the Black community and their culture to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature makes them ideal neighbours, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture.Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real Estate values are fueled by the influx of African Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nurturing of these communities, an example of all they have achieved by their enthusiasm for self-improvement through hard work and a self-reliant can-do nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would be poorer as a nation.
That's fricking tl;dr and all, but these are the people we have to thank for White Castle.
>from the twisted mind of Jordan Peele
I'll get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... milk on the rocks
>>Yo G
I have never been to a white castle wherever over heard anything other than bare level courtesy.
Fricking monosyllabic morons who can only achieve double syllables when they say the words "castle" and "order".
>no 1921 slider
ay lemme get a buttload of burgers, the OCKY way
SHORE SHORE
give me the shit that Harold and Kumar had
Hey man, how are you doing?
Good. Let me get 9 chicken rings and two cheeseburgers. Gimme pickles on that and some mustard packets.
And a cup of water