You are on a desert island for the rest of your life. There is nobody else there but you.

You are on a desert island for the rest of your life.
There is nobody else there but you.
You can choose 2 foods that you can eat for the rest of your life on the island. You must be able to cook it using things on the island. Theres no refrigeration/power etc.

What do you choose?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You can choose 2 foods that you can eat for the rest of your life on the island.
    >You must be able to cook it using things on the island.
    then what the frick is the point? Ill invent a million different recipes for coconut crab, you cant limit my number of dishes and limit me to local resources, what a dumbass post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound unhappy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah buckaroo, I get angry when lowlifes waste my time with lame hypotheticals, call me when you learn a thing or two about what ifs, kid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I get angry when lowlifes waste my time
          You solved a captcha to post this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            watch me do it again just to call you a dipshit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what a dumbass post
      This. Not sure it's even feasible to live off two items. Even bananas will end up robbing you of adequate nutrition.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick does this mean? Does it mean i have a lifetime supply on hand immidiately? Or do they just appear in small portions front of me whenever i run out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lifetime supply

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So if i picked milk they would all spoil after a week?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No it would be magic milk. Just run with it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I choose a lifetime supply of horses. Alive. I will use the horses to help me build as many liferafts as possible then head out to sea.
            Then for my second food i choose a lifetime supply of seafood. I will eat them raw so i wont get scurvy.
            All my energy will be spend on getting back to civilization. Your bullshit makebelief situation wont keep hold of me.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if it's magic milk then why did you mention refrigeration? why can't my magic cooked steak stay magically cooked and unspoiled forever?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >desert island
    does this mean there's no plants to eat? i assume this means that fuel is going to run out quickly too, so i would only be able to eat raw seafood. hopefully i don't get parasites and die

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a gold medal on a stick and michael phelps

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You are on a dessert island
    i would eat the island

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like dessert island heh

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mixed ground meat and camembert.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rest of my life won't last a week cuz I need please-don't-die pills or I will die.
    If given infinite health, milk-cooked oatmeal and potatoes.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beef and potatoes

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just give me cows and potatoes

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lifetime supply of edible gold leaf and satellite rescue beacons. I don't cook any of it

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The 2 foods I choose are sandwiches and curry.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >desert island

    Such a weird phrase that is only used in this one specific context. Any other time you would say “deserted island”.

    It would be steak and salad for me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The island is a mini desert.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but it’s tropical and gets lots of rainfall not desert in the biome sense

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. The island is a mini desert. It has cactus, tumble weeds, scorpions and snakes. There are vultures too.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You posted a pic of a tropical island. Stfu Black person no take backs

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