You can keep only one of the sauces.

You can keep only one of the sauces.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're not the boss of me.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tomato

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Texas Pete
    >made by/for a company in North Carolina
    My autism is flaring up bigly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, at least they're both the South.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of the above this is #1 of 2
    Heinz Mayonnaise Packet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BfrBcqH.jpg

      You can keep only one of the sauces.

      #2 is relish packets

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing fricking beats a Chick-fil-A breakfast. Dear God I need one now.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mayo. that's all you need.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone that doesn’t say ketchup is lying to themselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're lying about they're love for mustard in it's many forms.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick puts plain mustard on tater tots?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do. Who in their right mind puts the same thing on their tots over and over agsin expecting a different result? Poor tots.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no reason to choose here, ketcup better be Del Monte on a dog. Some slather of both ketchup and mustardo on a dirty dog is what it is...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do hot dogs have to do with anything?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread made me think of fried chicken and tots. Gotta wait to the dinner hour,.

    [...]

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have chick-fil-a sauce and use it for chicken nuggets and stuff. It's good on pork chops.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I will sneak a little chick fil a sauce onto a giant ham sandwich (with lettuce, tomato, pickle, and swiss cheese)
      it's pretty good. but yeah I mostly use it for when I make home made tendies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Home made tendies sounds good, you don't happen to use these buns? They seem to great with everything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds good, i'd go for the horseradish myself though nevermind me I was thinking roast beast and horseradish, oops.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That chick-fil-a sauce is really good on a reuben instead of russian or thousand island.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mixes all of them together
    Checkmate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The moment you open a second sauce, though, you die.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't matter, had snacks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lad, you haven't had snacks unless it's Gardettos

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I play McDonald's hot mustard face up and end my turn.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Texas pete, not even a fan of hot sauces but it's the only one without sneed oils and high fructose corn slop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop with the stupid shit, what is a sneed, let alone a sneed oil. Explain yourself you stupid relating c**t.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Frick and Suck".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's sad, so do you use that stupid term in starbucks or something? Why use a term that someone else made up, and to what end?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you cant just go around trashing everybody like that

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not everybody, just those that deserve it.
              I find it fun.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you trash me plllz

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you wanna get trashed?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for explaining it however that's no excuse for writing "sneed" all the time to people who wont get it. I don't get the joke if there is one. What's the point?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's funny specifically because you didn't get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fried chicken with only hot sauce is legitimately delicious though

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Polynesian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would make for a good password, for a cannibal.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I figured that chick fil a sauce was a given and that others were fantasy addons. Personally I'd go pic related Maries, now that's the real fantasy.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The question is very unclear. Does texas pete represent all hot sauces in general? I don't care for ketchup or chic-fil-a sauce so it would be a toss up between hot sauce and mayonaise. I love both equally so I have no idea. I'd probably keep mayo instead of hot sauce because I have brought my own fried serrano peppers to buffets before in a ziplock bag lol.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None because I'm not obese

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I choose the tots

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when the breakfast burrito had peppers and onions instead of the potato garbage.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horsey sauce.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't use sauce for the hashbrowns, but if I did I'd probably use mayo

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mayo is the patrician’s choice.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Won't be keeping any of them coz I'm not a fat homosexual.

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