You can only save 1. 4 out of the 5 have to go, forever. Their stores are replaced with the 1 you saved

You can only save 1
4 out of the 5 have to go, forever
Their stores are replaced with the 1 you saved

What do you choose?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    domino's!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Papa John's.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the trick is to order extra cheese AND the 3-cheese blend

      domino's!

      for what reason

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not them, but I'd pick domino's too. they've gotten a lot better in the last 5-10 years.
        the pan style crust is really good, I could literally skip the pizza and just eat their stuffed cheesy bread forever, sometimes I'll get the chicken parm sandwich

        They’re all utter dogshit. I choose my based local mom and pop pizzeria over all of these slop-merchants. Also, what the frick is Marco’s? Surely not one of the major chains.

        this is the real answer though
        I don't care much for domino's wings, the actual wings are really small and I'm not paying delivery fees for boneless. For wings I'll order from the local greasy slophouse pizza that I think is owned by actual mafia and stays open until 4AM

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They’re all utter dogshit. I choose my based local mom and pop pizzeria over all of these slop-merchants. Also, what the frick is Marco’s? Surely not one of the major chains.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what I asked
      Gun to your head, pick one
      >Also, what the frick is Marco’s? Surely not one of the major chains.
      They are, they're expanding recently. #5 right behind Papa Johns

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >gun to my head
        Pull the fricking trigger

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dominos is the only one that is both good and affordable there.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza Hut

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hail Gorbachev, Hail Pizza Hut!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There’ll all shit.
    Try Pizza Express for seriously good pizza.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every fricking time with you guys
      the question isn't "my local place is better it's called Luigi's and they make a great pie"
      the question was which of the 5 major chains would you save

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Domino's I guess, since it's my son's favorite of those five.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Domino's but only if they bring back the $7.99 3 topping pizza deal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are NEVER bringing that back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not as a regular deal but they just had a limited time $6.99 2 topping large pizza deal so that was pretty cool. I usually only go there when they have really good deals like that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, I mean all of these chains are like that, it's only worth it if you surf the specials

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work at the Fox office so I have to vote for LC for my livelihood.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which Fox?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The old Fox Theater in Detroit. It's where Little Caesar's is headquartered and down the street from Little Caesar's Arena.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm perfectly happy for all 5 to de-exist.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I choose pizza hut because it's the worst, then I'll never be tempted by that goyslop "pizza" ever again in my wretched life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can't practice enough self-control to just NOT order pizza
      >speaks of the ubermensch

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Domino's makes my favorite big chain (pan) pizza but when I crave goyslop Little Caesars is what hits the spot the best plus I appreciate the convenience more so Little Caesars it is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it's all goyslop

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marcos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marcos and it's not even close, anyone that had them would know. Honestly it's not really fair they are a major step above in quality so if you exclude them it would probably be papa johns for nostalgia but dominos is a better value. Pizza hut if I was choosing 20 years ago and ceasers never.

      yup, Marcos really is the best

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say Pizza Hut. They have a dine-in restaurant near where I live and it's fun occasionally to go by the buffet. Though I might need to start wearing a disguise as the cute waitress with meth mouth knows me by name now

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dominos. LC's sucks, frick Pizza bawd, Papa Johns is just Dominos but slightly different, and Marcos....That's just midwest slop.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marcos and it's not even close, anyone that had them would know. Honestly it's not really fair they are a major step above in quality so if you exclude them it would probably be papa johns for nostalgia but dominos is a better value. Pizza hut if I was choosing 20 years ago and ceasers never.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can have all 5, they're all shit.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Domino's. It is a no brainer. All the others are 5/10 Domino's is a 6.5/10.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to say dominos, but if this happened I’m sure they’d just jack there prices way up, so I’ll just say Marcos.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'co's

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if by "save" you truly mean "save" (i.e. restore to its former glory, not merely preserve the current state) then Pizza Hut. If you mean preserve the current state then Little Caesar's I guess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The current state, I suppose, just because everybody has a different opinion of when each chain was at their peak

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saving Little Caesars for poorgays everywhere

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only have Domino's already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but the OP says that all their competitors stores are replaced by the chain you choose to save
      so you could trade, all of your dominos could become pizza huts for example

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4 out of the 5 have to go, forever
    Make that 5 of them have to go, forever, and you've go a deal.

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