You don't need a bun.

You don't need a bun.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this image just popped an artery in my brain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe all the nutrients iin your blood splashing onto your brain tissue will make you smarter

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like it will collapse at any moment.
    Does it come with sauce?

    The amount of meat is good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It looks like it will collapse at any moment.
      This sort of thing looks like it would work better as a Denny's breakfast, but only if spread out like a Slam.
      2 fried eggs or 2 omelets with cheese
      2 minced beef patties
      2 links of crispy bacon
      2 strips of breakfast sausage
      2 deep fried chicken thighs
      2 turkey legs
      2 pancakes with maple syrup
      2 waffles with dark corn syrup
      2 slices of buttered toast

      all delicately seasoned with monosodium glutamate, garlic salt, iodized salt, and tabasco

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >would work better as a Denny's breakfast
        True
        It is a very hardy breakfast indeed. Do you always feast like a king? Not everyone can randomly add turkey legs to their breakfast.

        Anyway, I can imagine the tabasco and syrups will make a great taste.
        If I would be chef, i would add more cheese and swap the tabasco with Worcester sauce, but that's just personal preference.
        Anyway it looks good, frick buns.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hardy means strong, rugged, and able to withstand harsh elements.
          Hearty means robust and substantial, especially of nutrition in food.
          You meant to say, "It is a very HEARTY breakfast indeed."

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't get to tell me what words mean!
            I'm a Black Person of Color, and I have the right to mix and match words as I see fit, as a form of reparations for, like, having been a slave for the last 300 years.
            Also, I refuse to acknowledge the fact that African-American Vernacular English is based on a centuries old variant of English with a Germanic grammatical structure versus modern English which has a Latin grammatical structure.
            Because Black Lives Matter. Kill whitey. If you think I should speak modern English so that I can fit in with the rest of the other Americans that were born in this country, I have news for you: communism works, and Russia is prrof of that. Also, Black people were kings and queens in Eggypt

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you Sir, yes I mean hearty.

            Hello sar

            wdym "sar"? hello

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hello sar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >minced beef
        >minced
        Stopped reading there.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ketocels will eat this then wonder why they haven't lost weight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      on keto theres a popular carb free bread substitute called cloud bread which is made of egg + cream cheese

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If these people aren't physically satiated by an all animal product diet to the point they attempt to replicate carbs, their issue is mental and not physical. Jack has always over eaten because of his neglectful childhood where he had no food, typical white trash Gen Xer raised in a shitty LA suburb

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          man these people are mentally ill

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about "replicating carbs" it's about having something to make a sandwich with.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing wrong with over eating, bud.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hold the phone. I recognize that studio kitchen. And is that who I think it is in the back left with a purple shirt?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need your buns

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buns look like the enoki mushroom omelettes i used to make

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you don't need a bun because *crosses eyes* because you can use another thing as a bun! haha bet you never thought about DAT haha wowwie wow

    yeah no shit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its called the bill of RIGHTS not the bill of NEEDS commie

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese isn't carnivore Jack

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day. thanks.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just make lettuce wraps instead of this weird shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vegetables are poison.

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