>You don't really like it you're just pretending
Why are there morons who unironically think that? there is nothing tastier than a bottle of good beer alongside some greasy food like a burger, wings or pizza
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It's people with a literal child's palate
Fortunately breweries make alcopops for them
As someone who has quit drinking I still consume the No-alcohol beers because they are refreshing on a hot day/after work.
This. I have a friend who is astounded I drink them for the taste and claims no one else does. He is also a prediabetic overweight sugar addict who has destroyed his tastebuds
Adults who never drank it still hate it on the first sip. You rewired yourself to enjoy poison because you're an alcoholic loser.
My dad let me take a sip of his beer when I was a child and it was delicious
>a literal child's palate
With more taste buds? Not worn out and desensitized? Yeah okay, whatever makes being a piss-faced drunk look good to you, you big grown up you.
>piss-faced drunk
I just enjoy very much a good beer with a meal for example, I dont even get drunk
Little Timmy here in full defense mode, hah.
>b-bro ok fine maybe the taste isn't for me
>b-but you TOTALLY look like shit while having fun!!
>heh gotten
Basement dwellers man
No, no, gotta do my part! Mmmmm!!!
I fricking hate that comic so much
If I ever encounter Randall Munroe in real life, it's fight on sight
Lager>pilsner>Stout>IPA>'mead'>All wine
weissbier >>> lager > pilsner > rose' >> reds and whites >>>>>>> IPA
Pilsner is a type of lager.
Mead gets a bad rap for what American mead makers have done. Dry and carbonated meads are good, but yeah they are barely non-existant on the market.
americans for some reason always dump a bunch of sugar into almost everything
Lambic, I fricking love it, but I know I'm the wierd one
True patrician taste right here
Lambic is the only beer worth drinking imo
too sour, too sweet
Homemade mead>mead>beer
Hefeweizen>other ales
Pilsner>other lagers
Simple as.
Pilsner is a lager, dummy.
You burger boys have a serious Belgian beer fetish. I've had close to a hundred different Belgian beers and only a handful were outstanding/memorable. It's a meme but most of y'all don't realize cause Belgian beers are not as accessable.
Schwarzbier > Zwickl/Kellerbier > Export > Maibock > Pilsner > Lager
I disagree on a case-by-case basis
I love everything about beer. The aroma, the taste, the variety and the effects. It just never gets old. I feel like people who don't like beer just never got past their 6 year old palate and need everything to be sugary sweet or loaded with fat and msg. I have a friend who's 30 years old, hates beer, and only drinks fruity canned wienertails or sweet moscato type wines. He's also the type that is scared to touch red meat, so that gives you a sense of who these beer haters are on this board.
Raw meat*
homosexual
same here, beer is just so fricking good, when I first started drinking I only did it to get shitfaced because the beer my parents bought was absolute dogshit that was only good for that, but then I started buying my own beer and tried out all the different types of styles and fell in love with it, now every time I cook any fancy dishes I always make sure to buy some beer to accompany it
Im in the same boat as you but when people drink fruity drinks or some Lite beer/bad beer (specially american), I just say you do you.
Its when these people get on an imaginary high horse that they start talking shit/think they have good banter, yet cant handle a little bit of bitterness. yx8thp
>Its when these people get on an imaginary high horse that they start talking shit/think they have good banter, yet cant handle a little bit of bitterness. yx8thp
the last part about not being able to handle bitterness is especially true, beer is nothing compared to liquor yet these morons think beer is too strong to be enjoyable
Who fricking cares what flavor of poison someone else is drinking. Alcohol already is an entirely optional beverage, there's no world in which its healthy so why does it matter to you?
>I feel like people who don't like beer just never got past their 6 year old palate and need everything to be sugary sweet or loaded with fat and msg.
I started liking beer in college, even got to the point I had favorites, then when I left college I didn't drink it for 2 years. when I started drinking my favorites again I found they tasted terrible. I tried several others and it was all the same. over the years I try occasionally time and time again but nope beer taste nasty.
I still can't figure out why I thought it was good before.
based, shit is nasty. I bought a bottle of wine to make french onion soup and poured out the other 90% of it. Give me a vodka drink please
I wanna like beer but i just dont like the taste maybe i've only drinked shitty beer
That doesn't give me a sense of anything. What a thoroughly bizarre post.
I love everything about beer and always have done, ever since I was a toddler, but I don't blame anyone for just...having a different tongue than me. Some people don't like bitter stuff. Oh no? Like, I hate those sweet wines and could never drink them. People don't make fun of me for that.
people that don't like the taste of beer have never worked hard.
simple as.
I love beer so much bros. I wish I could drink as much beer as I want without getting fat.
this is the exact reason why I don't drink beer as much as I'd like to, who gives a frick about becoming an alcoholic I don't wanna get a beer gut
It's not fricking fair bros
Beer is bitter. You need to kill your bitter receptors to enjoy beer.
I couldn't enjoy it until I was 37yo.
It's just that their palate is young and fresh and ours are old. It's like getting farted into the face daily, at some point you get past the gut bacteria smell and only then you can actually enjoy the fine differences and nuances.
>I couldn't enjoy it until I was 37yo.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gay.
haven't you ever thought that maybe your palate just isn't suited for bitter things?
Nobody's is naturally suited for bitterness. In nature it signals a high possibility of inedibility. You have to cultivate a taste for it and then develop an appreciation for it.
I don't know man, I've been drinking since I was 18 and I didn't have to adjust my palate to enjoy beer. There are some people who just can't handle certain flavors, like for example my mother absolutely can't handle anything spicy while my father and I have no problem adding a shit ton of hot sauce to our food.
>Nobody's is naturally suited for bitterness
I know it's comforting to tell yourself that but it's just not true
>he's 40 years old and still posting on Culinaly
You're here forever
Most epic shitposters are retirees. You already get butthurt at summergays, but just wait for "endless summer" as wave after wave of boomer chads migrate here from Facebook with dank Nixon-era memes. (KnowYourMeme can't help you now, little zoom-zoom, they ain't even started digging up our shit.)
Christopher "Chris-chan" Moot, the Ebaums mod who founded r/Culinaly before it became a separate website, is now 54 years old and Director of HR at Google. Feel old yet?
absolutely based post
this is what Culinaly is all about
you mean asians right? they do still drink a ton of alcohol.
MENAS don't get alcohol flush or whatever.
absolutely epic, especially that supreme resolution on the 1995 pic
This. Just like with hot sauce, you need to build tolerance. I spent 10 years eating progressively more bitter foods until I was finally able to enjoy a single bottle of Coors Light. With that accomplishment under my belt, now I'm thinking about getting into cigars or scotch. Not sure which, so I made Reddit poll to decide. Be sure to look for my daily vlogs of my cigar and/or scotch journey!
I know this was bait but still somewhat interesting. I always liked bitter foods and it makes me wonder if it's why beer is so appealing. Scotch and cigars aren't bitter though.
>Beer is bitter
when?
tastelet detected
>I couldn't enjoy it until I was 37yo.
mad ting
Are we just going to ignore Anon comparing the bitter taste of beer for beginners to getting farted on in the face everyday?
He only put that part in to distract people from him having the tastebuds of a small child.
>>I couldn't enjoy it until I was 37yo.
How'd it take you THAT long?
Hell it was a bridge for me to cross from soda and alcopops but I had that shit pinned by 23
I live in Australia, seeing 17 yr olds who've fricked their faces with beer since they were 13 is uncommon now but not extremely rare. You sound so fricken dumb thinking you'd achieved something by drinking piss at 23.
stop drinking shitty beer, its not supposed to be so bitter
>It's like getting farted into the face daily
I wish
I liked beer when I first tasted it at 16. I liked extra hoppy IPA beer even more when I first had some at 18. Speak for yourself and that cope about killing bitter receptors.
I'm surprised no one mentioned this, there are a few genes that determine perception of bitterness and some perceive it much stronger than others, and some of these genes switch off in your 20s for some people. Also the scale of perception of bitterness and all the little flavors is relative to the size and intensity of your perpetual library. Seeing people taste something they have no frame of reference for is extremely enlightening.
Killing bitter receptors is what makes you like IPAs, if your receptors were working they'd be more sensitive and you'd find it too bitter
>I couldn't enjoy it until I was 37yo.
I'm 56 and still waiting for enough bitter taste buds to die that beer taste good. so far it's not happening.
Cope. Heineken didn't taste horrible when I was 4 years old.
>Beer is bitter. You need to kill your bitter receptors to enjoy beer.
You don't like bitter flavors pussy?
Lmao at everyone thinking bitter receptors need to die. Bitter receptors don’t die, that would be like having all of your taste buds die. Just stop forcing yourself to enjoy bitter food and drink and admit it’s too much for you. These excuses are beyond autistic. Also this doesn’t mean you’re a “supertaster”
why not just drink a glass of water fatty?
It's an acquired taste, and simple minded people have a tendency to equate "I don't like it" with "it's objectively bad", and the two things just aren't the same obviously.
Because it’s true. You’re poisoning yourself willingly and are PROUD of it. You brag about how much poison you can drink without dying and you brag about how many different poisons you’ve drank. Takes a stupid fricking moron to treat his body like shit, brag about it, and shame others if they don’t do the same. You’re like the pedophilic groomers and homosexuals on the news, dude. Not exactly “classy”
>you
>you
>you
stop projecting.
i've never once been proud of banging out tons of beers.
>You’re like the pedophilic groomers and homosexuals on the news, dude. Not exactly “classy”
what does that have to do with beer
you jumped the shark with the whole pedo thing. maybe have a beer and chill the frick out
I feel nothing but emptiness most of the time at least when I drink I feel funny
That's an awful lot to say "stop laughing at me for preferring soda"
You poison yourself ideologically and ingrain yourself with life-ruining habits, and we don't give you shit, but when anyone has a little sippy of man's oldest friend since ~5,000 BC gets you shitting mad.
Non-white, opinion discarded. Alcohol is only poison for MENAs and Native Americans.
The oxygen youre breathing is also killing you. Will you stop breating too?
why do you assume everyone who enjoy alcoholic drinks is a raging alcoholic? do you know about moderation?
sugar is also basically poison but i doubt you have any reservations about consuming that.
People who don't like beer but drink other booze got memed into trying an IPA or a lager as their first beer.
For some reason, after a multi-day backpacking trip, I was really craving a beer and burger
I'm a full blown alcoholic and I've never understood the "drinking for the taste" or the "refreshment" meme. To me all alcohol is a toxic carcinogenic solvent, a poison really. Pure alcohol really has no flavour per se, just a sense or burning, revulsion, rejection and chemical heat. Your body instinctively rejects it. So you cut it with other liquids to swallow it (eg water it down such as vodka, or flavour the vodka with wood or what have you. Or you cut it with mixers like OJ.
I never understood drinking beer or wine because it's disgusting, I mean who would drink non-alcoholic wine or beer? Would you work a hard day at work and chug a bottle of wine for "refreshment"? Sounds fricking gross. Like wise with beer. It's bitter, yeasty, bready, bloats you, makes you piss 12 times. Makes you more dehydrated, etc.
For me I just buy vodka and cut it with alcohol and basically block my nose and chug it. Or I have 1 bottle of vodka open and 1 bottle of OJ, or whatever I have. And then I try gulp the vodka and quickly move to the mixer so I don't puke it up.
Projection: the post
Christ, what a terrible life you must live as both an alcoholic and a low-functioning autist.
what makes him autistic.
Understandable. Have a good weekend.
>Pure alcohol really has no flavour
see this is what I keep hearing from people who love to drink. there must be some genetic thing that some people don't taste alcohol. I do and it taste absolutely vile.
>I'm a full blown alcoholic
I start involuntarily shaking if I don't drink, come from a long line of fatal alcoholics, grandpa used to make "Døden fra Lübeck" the names a reference to the black plague, its taking wood alcohol, mixing with soda and then boiling it
I just do my day job, go home and drink cheap white wine until my stupid brain stops working
But. A frosty pilsner in a hammock in the garden is unironically better then sex
How do you drink laying in a hammock? Wouldn’t it give you a lot of gas?
>Wouldn’t it give you a lot of gas?
If I have so little regard for my health and safety that I drink over 3L of wine a day, do you think I would care about farting in my own garden?
I literally can’t drink beer laying down I have to sit up and beltch before I take another sip. Ikve tried many times
>alcoholic can't understand why someone would enjoy the taste of a beer especially after getting off work or doing work in the yard
Man, I just feel sad for you.
Fellow alcoholic here. I have the same feelings. The thing is primarily people (alcoholics or otherwise) have a completely different relationship with alcohol, I think a person can genuinely enjoy the taste of various types of alcohol but because you only care about the intoxication none of that ever factored in or likely ever will. The arguments about alcohol are wildly varying because of how people have grown up with or come to associate it.
Hops taste like fricking grass, why don't beer Black folk make beer less hoppy so it's suitable for human comsumption? You don't need them to preserve the beer anymore.
>why don't beer Black folk make beer less hoppy so it's suitable for human comsumption?
You know that there are tons of beer styles besides IPA, right?
itt rip liver
>itt rip liver
My liver is fricked up, but that took years of a LOT of straight whiskey every day.
cool song
you gotta have a really weak liver to destroy it with beer alone
Its only good when it comes from a beer glass where it was allowed to foam and when its at least fridge cold, absolutely hate it when somebody offers me warm beer.
I prefer wine anyway, so if you are too fricking stupid to cool your beer offer me that.
>at least fridge cold,
Fridge cold is usually 40°F, while beer is best at 45° to 50°.
Disgusting.
You see the guys who try a hard but satisfactory video game, die on the first enemy and immediately drop the game or switch to very easy? those are the ones who dislike alcohol on grounds of "taste". They're the ones eating candies and cereals in their 30s.
How do people smoke that much weed? I sprinkle my cigarettes with the tiniest amount I can muster and I get fricking blazed out of my mind.
When you've been smoking near daily since you were 12, it kind of loses it's potency. It's the same psychological effect that makes pack-a-day cigarette smokers.
Dude, pot shops now sell single-portion 500mg THC edibles. Every major strain has been bred or in some cases CRISPR'd to be moronicly potent. The kids are not fricking alright.
This. One pull on some modern day shit gets you moronicly high. Like, high to the point where you just forget everything and become immobilized.
Tolerance builds fast. And a lot of people smoke multiple times a day. I remember as a teenager smoking several blunts back to back with a few other people and none of us are even getting that high like you would expect, because all we frickin do is smoke weed. Getting uncomfortably high requires edibles or extract at that point
that's because compared to 40 to 60 years ago modern pot is weaponized. 1 toke will get you as stoned as a whole joint did in the 70's.
I have genuinely no idea. Before I tried weed for the first time two years ago, I thought you had to smoke grams of this shit to even feel anything. Rolled a blunt with 0,5g together with a friend to "start small", spent two solid hours laying on the couch, completely unable to move because I was so fricking stoned. I have since developed some tolerance, but 0,2g on my own still get me decently high
Yeah my mates are pot heads and took one hit and I sat in a chair for an hour unable to talk.
I take the tiniest amount possible and sprinkle it in a cigarette to try and enjoy it if I ever do it
I love seeing people like you where everything unravels after 1 hit of pot. You're a child.
imagine having such a low functioning Black person brain that you can consume cannabis and still be the same
weed is really serious business. if you can't handle the ganj you are NOT a real man.
homosexual.
>you're a child for not smoking so much pot that you become physically dependent on it have to toke up before you go to sleep or else you'll get horrible night terrors
lol calling someone a child because they take less recreational drugs than you
"Normal" weed used to be like 3% - 5% THC, which is enough for a good buzz after smoking a joint if you are new smoker or lightweight. Today its all +25% THC. Imagine if virtually all beer was suddenly infused with Everclear overnight; thats basically what has happened to weed in the last decade thanks to worthless fricking stoners.
pic unrelated
imagine drinking beer when everclear exists.
instead of enduring a whole joint, you can just take a single hit and get on with your life.
instead of finishing multiple beers, just take a single shot and get on with your life.
it's like complaining that cars are too fast and we should go back to horses because it's more enjoyable to get places slowly
life is never the destination, it’s the journey. let me guess you also gave depression and no direction and watch porn daily
Imagine living when you can just have an electrode implanted in your brain that gives you infinite orgasms.
imagine dying in shock inducing pain from monkeypox you caught from a stray dog
im so sorry that happened to your dad, rip
he was a good lover at least.
There’s no denying that
This particular attitude has made significant contributions to the impending collapse of human civilization
Sometimes the efficient choice is the right option, but sometimes, getting on the horse for a bit of downtime is enjoyable and maybe even beneficial in a pros-outweighing-cons kind of way.
imagine drinking alcohol when ketamine exists
where do I get it, sans flying to Berlin?
All those 25%+ strains are faked in the lab testing. 20-ish % is pretty high for a good plant naturally.
>I grow marijuana for a living
I eat cereals daily and I love beer
Cereals or "cereals"?
Idk judge yourself
I would love the kind of infinite metabolism so I can eat candy and cereal. God I'd kill a day where I can eat a mixing bowl full of Peanut Butter Crunch with no consequences.
That said, nothing like a bottle of Newcastle Ale to go with some fish and chips.
>Hahaha just look at me watch stupid bs at 7 in the morning while hitting a fat bowl, lulz
>It's alright because weed is a plant you know? That's why I enjoy it early in the morning and throughout the day.
>Also there is no addiction just look at the other reddit post hehe. Someone sounding very samart said so.
>Can I stop? Sure no problem haha... Easily every time but not today or tomorrow ofc because i uhh have another couple of ounces i got from the Dispo hahaha that would be such a waste am I right
I hate those fricking Black folk. At least I'm truthful when I tell people i drink 3L of beer a day because I'm borderline alcoholic.
3L of beer is borderline alcoholic? das boots come in 2L+
Lol it’s hilarious because any doper can quit any day and literally nothing happens, tell an alcoholic homosexual to stop drinking for one millisecond and it’s
>OHHHHHH NOOOOOO I DONT HAAAVE A DRINKKKK IM LITERALLLLLU DYYYYINNNNNGGG AHHHHHHH
Hahahaha you’re just like the homeless
>any doper can quit any day and literally nothing happens
you wish, DUDE. LMAO
this person exists only in your mind
it's literally every single dipshit pothead
Because they don’t like it, pretend to like it and cannot fathom that other people might enjoy it.
>I drink flavorless, bitter bread-flavored soda, for the taste!
Is it sadder to enjoy terrible-tasting things than to correctly understand them as bland? Mainstream lager and even the most prominent IPAs are a lousy way to get drunk and a good way to ruin the taste of a meal. Everyone likes drinking, but why pretend to be like "hurr I only drink for the flavor and I hate getting drunk!"
I drink liquor when I want to get drunk, beer is basically soda to me now
It's for both you fricking moron
>Mainstream lager and even the most prominent IPAs are a lousy way to get drunk and a good way to ruin the taste of a meal
They enhance the meal and give you a buzz. That's the point. How is that so hard for you manchildren to understand?
>flavorless
>bitter
>flavorless
>bread-flavored
>flavorless
Your bait sucks
Beer and grassy food? Nah. But beer and snackz? I'm in!
Those who drink beer for the taste/refreshment - do you drink non-alcoholic beer?
>Those who drink beer for the taste/refreshment - do you drink non-alcoholic beer?
No because it tastes bad. You guys never get that alcohol is part of the taste and non-alcoholic beer tastes always funny and synthetic, it's not 1:1 flavor matching.
because your brain want that fix and it knows there is no good stuff in near beer. so it tells you it taste bad. but it taste just like beer (or so people here keep saying).
Yeah trust the non-alcoholic when he says alcohol-free beer tastes the same
Non-alcoholic beer generally tastes bad with very few exceptions. Even the drinkable ones are still outmatched by even the most average quality alcoholic beers
Sometimes, when you can find a good one. I find my local brewery's red and pale ales are decent substitutes, and Leffe's Blond 0% is pretty good as well.
i drink rootbeer and ginger ale if that counts, aswell as kvass when i can get ahold of it
but to enjoy a non alcoholic or low abv beer it would have to be a little sweeter
Yes, most of the time actually
most of the time, things that have a flavor that isn't the typical "sweet, mild, salty" are meant to be paired with other foods. beer is meant to be drank with salty carb based snacks and vinegary pickles, as these two foods combine to create a taste that is more than the sum of its parts.
in drinking establishments back in the day, you always had chips or pretzels or something of the sort available, but now we just drink beer by itself like morons and wonder why it sucks. instead we just put more sugar in it and drink chocolate milk peanut butter mondo frick your mother butthole stout.
I literally can't get drunk off beer
I'd get my stomach blown out before even getting light headed
I get a bit tipsy but that's about it, if I want to really get drunk I need to drink some vodka or whiskey
you drink beer because it makes you drunk. if 7up made you drunk, youd drink that and claim you drink it for the taste. frick off
>y-you really don't like it!
lmao it baffles me how some people think that because they don't like something other people also don't like it and just pretend to do so, grow the frick up people have different tastes
Nah the fact you get so butthurt and defensive proves him right
>NOOO I-I DO LIKE IT I DOOOOOO
Suuurree. Struck a nerve?
and the opposite is also true
I mean Rolling Rock is practically like drinking 7-Up or McDonald's sprite without sugar and I do enjoy its taste.
What is your point?
There's plenty of times I've had a single drink just for the taste, don't even get a slight buzz from it either.
I have literally never been drunk
There is nothing in the world as nice as a cold beer after a day of work. I'm convinced that the people who say beer is disgusting have never done anything physically hard
There's a reason beer bas been brewed and loved forever, the earliest civilization in known history treated beer as the greatest drink of all
7up with vodka in it does get you drunk and is cheaper than most beer.
Love me some Belgian beers. I usually just drink lagers or lower abv beers these days as I don't like getting piss faced anymore though.
I drink liqour because beer doesn't get me drunk. And the taste isn't good enough to keep drinking it. I can drink an 18 pack and I just feel like I left a chinese buffet. Like I'm about to pop. I'd rather drink a fifth of liqour and feel good, and also actually drunk. Certain beers are good with food. Like one or two beers. Anything more than that and they start to taste like shit. Meanwhile, my chased shot of cheap whisky tastes like Pepsi every single time.
Because you then have morons telling a new drinkers to start with some horribly intense shit or piss beer and act like they're god's gift to humanity
>here try this 11% ABV 674 IBU grapefruit peach mango IPA that's simultaneously the most bitter thing they ever tasted, sour as frick yet also sickeningly sweet
>oh you like coffee? maybe you'll enjoy this 13% ABV spiced imperial porter aged in bourbon barrel with lactose, vanilla and coffee beans, it's delicously thick :DDD
>bro grab a beer and come watch the game, we have the cheapest lager we could find at room temp, it smells like skunks and taste like swamp water, a perfect match for soggy fries and overcooked buffalo wings dipped in ranch. btw real men drinks 12 of them, you're not a pussy are you?
but only reddit does this, i just give someone a german beer which is as basic but good as it can get
Based. I prefer kölsch as the best introductory beer, how about you?
the only beer i hate is red stripe
other than that, i've never found a bad beer, even when room temp
>3KB 125x120 chicken on the grill
I've heard of being on a diet, but after getting 3 calories and partial gram of protein I'm throwing your kidneys on some skewers with some mushrooms and onions on that grill.
They have no taste for anything that isn't sodie pop I guess.
Plus if you're an XKCD gay who thinks acquired taste is bullshit, you should also realize most things are. Hell I'm sure there's shit you didn't like as a kid you can't help but eat your fill of because it was acquired.
Imagine being a degenerate
What is a 'degenerate'?
those degenerates sure as hell get more white women, and have more white children than you, /misc/cel
a decent light europ beer with salted or smoked fish or deep fried smelt, sitting by a river or lake, or if you're blessed the ocean, is fricking orgasmic
I like a hoppy IPA.
YEAH I KNOW. FRICK YOU ALL.
for me it's the gold standard of west coast IPAs
You're moronic and your opinion is disregarded
bitterlet.
Disregarded
I like beer but I hate having beer with food. It doesn't "pair" with the food and just makes you bloated and less drunk
I just think it tastes like shit my dude.
i loved beer since the first taste, didn't even have to acquire it
>go to local breweries
>literally everything is a fricking IPA
Amerimuts have to turn everything into candy
Eat your cum gruel, fool.
Anon, what do you think an IPA is?
It sells well because it's "strong" and is cheap to make because it has one of the shortest turnarounds from wort to glass. Half the time it barely qualifies as an IPA and is just a well made pale, IBUs and hop bomb west coast pine tree garbage hasn't been popular for years now.
>is cheap to make
lol no. it is easy to mask mistakes in process though so there's that.
The bill is much lighter than porters and imperials and you're looking at a 6 week turnaround instead of frickknows with lagers and high gravity fare.
gee how much are hop contracts gaylord?
Pretty doable given it's a fricking weed that grows out back and how competitive the market is for bulk. To be clear, we are talking a standard hoppy pale and not some triple dry hopped neipashit that only uses some obscure hop from new zealand, right?
>how competitive the market is for bulk
yeah that means it's hard to get and it's expensive. how fricking moronic are you?
Competitive for suppliers ya dingus.
Depends on the hop variety, and whether you are going for a generic bulk pack or if you are visiting the farm and buying a specific lot because of it's flavour profile. Even then packs of hops will have variations in prices due to how much a brewery is buying and what quality they are getting.
the market for brewpubs and shit like that demands "juicy, fruity, citrusy" hops, which are only a small, small fraction of the acreage grown, thus they are hard to get in bulk and expensive. just because you can buy 2 ounces for your little jug of homebrew doesn't mean shit.
I disagree, most macro breweries don't even use whole hops or pelletised hops anymore as they get more bittering hop extracts made for them which are far more efficient. Even then, there are graphs now showing that bittering hops have been over taken by aroma hops.
>The bill is much lighter than porters and imperials
if they're "strong", then the bill isn't "much lighter" now is it?
6-7.5% is "strong" and about average for what is sold as an IPA. Black motor oil Balkans and Belgian styles are strong.
That means prices are lower than they've ever been. You also didn't answer the question.
You're both gays who want to argue just to argue. I seriously hope beer isn't your personality.
i work as a brewery and distillery consultant and run a boutique malthouse. not sure why i'm even talking to dipshit children.
Then you know why IPA is so popular and cheaper than beers with half the final gravity.
it's not cheaper i just told you homosexual. the main reason is that hops give cover for little dipshits like you trying to larp as trained brewmasters.
Don't you have some day drinking to do? You sound a little grumpy.
it's called quality control and sensory evaluation and i'm working on it.
Good, we can be frens again. You were starting to sound like me when lesser enthusiasts start talking about darkrooms they don't have.
suck my dick b***h no one gives a shit about film cameras except turbohomosexual hipster morons. i bet you wear a fedora homosexual.
I just like getting crossfaded and making shadow puppets in the dark.
it's not a fedora it's called a trilby.
>oly user taking pictures of his camera instead of actually using it
that's fujislug and leicagay behaviour cabron
>cheaper
they're not, that's a complete counterfactual, utilitarian bittering hops are way cheaper than flavor and aroma hops. this is transparently bullshit you autists post in order to explain to yourselves why things you don't like are popular, because, as defectives with an eq of a sub-five year old, the possibility that taste is subjective frightens and confuses you
what baffles me is that surely it's easier to come to a conceptual acceptance of subjective taste even if you don't fully understand it than it is to just post random bullshit and then immediately and wholeheartedly believe your shit?
>final gravity
Don't use terms you don't understand.
Also gib ESB recipe.
i like kent goldings and maris otter. that's all you need.
try living in a non-shithole
It was never good.
whats the point of beer lol just drink hard liquor if you want to get 'buzzed'
The only person I know who was big into beer transitioned about 2 years ago.
I'm on day 3 of a dry fast and I want to chug the biggest frostiest beer right now reeeeeeeeee
>Love porters, sours, witerbeers, and lambics
>Like pretty much every other non-IPA beer
>Tolerate IPAs
>Soft spot for Corona and Heineken
>Have brewed my own ale, absolutely LOVE the adding of the grain because it smells so good
>Am such a lightweight that a 6 pack lasts me a month, special occasions aside
I really do love beer, but holy hell I just do not drink it often at all
I actually like beer with something light like fish or chicken.
I like to drink dry wines with heavy greasy meats.
Autism. Not even a meme, it's literally autism. Autists can't comprehend anyone enjoying something they don't. They rationalize it as the person just pretending since that's all that makes sense to them.
blessed thread. where my dubbel chads at
They're genuinely just coping
>stop having fun!!
>I don't like thing
Ok.
Taste of foods is much similar to taste of music, we all have our different preferred flavours which slowly change over time. Much like our taste of music being affected by those we grow up around, our cuisine preferences change too.
Anyone who has a problem with someone enjoying parts of life they don't on such a mediocre scale, is a pessimist homosexual. But, this is chan so full of homosexuals.
every time I have sat down to a meal with a cold beer, I have thought
"man! this would be better with just plain water, this taste like shit."
I don't really like it but I do like being drunk
I drink beck's ice, am I based?
shut your fricking mouth and never post here ever again
>you don't really like it you're just pretending, that's why you spent all your food money on it again so you can sit by yourself alone in your room to drink it
Alcoholic cope thread
yeah, so what?
For me, it's whiskey, the best alcoholic beverage.
For me, it's whisky, because I fricking hate Irish people, Americans, and the Japanese.
Japs make no e style whisky.
Nope. Frick Japan.
It's really not hard to figure out, OP. They hate beer and, crucially, so do all their friends. Everyone they know drinks beer. Their friends will say monumentally stupid shit like "lol nobody likes the taste of beer dude, you drink it to get drunk".
It's people who tasted shit beer their dad drank (notice black people never have problems with beer).
I didn’t know I liked the taste of beer that much until hard seltzer came out.
it's all the sugar in everything they eat. they almost can't be blamed because it's almost impossible to avoid sugar in the us
ok but IPA
I miss alcohol like you wouldn't believe. I stopped drinking so I could lose some weight and improve my health a bit, but being sober is so fricking boring. Sure I've lost like 45lbs in 4 months, and not being hungover all the time is nice, but I just want to sit at my computer and have 12 or 14 drinks.
It’s bollocks
Even as a young kid I enjoyed a taste of my dads beer
It’s just refreshing and very palletable
projection from people who were introduced to beer with gross fricking IPAs and didn't instead get a better first impression from something that isn't trash
I have beer once every couple weeks, usually no more than two or three. At most it's like a little buzz.
Because if you're some shut in weirdo, the notion of people liking things you don't like is an incredibly foreign concept. Like one of my old coworkers was basically a cat lady and unironically claimed that no one actually likes wine they just pretend to like it to look cool
If you don't like warm beer than you don't like the taste of beer.
It depends on the beer. PBR is the only macro beer I can think of whose flavor improves by being warmed up.
pizza and beer is the greatest thing on earth. ill never understand how people even eat it without a cold one.
Do you eat them together? I don't like to have beer with a meal, especially a bunch of dough and cheese. Either with a small snack, on an empty stomach, or an hour after a meal. Otherwise it's just bloating.
alcoholics are diseased and never miss a chance to indulge in their vice
Ask me how I know your year of birth begins with the number 2
i thought beer was disgusting and didnt understand why anyone would like it either
i started drinking it and became accustomed and now enjoy it
While beer can be enjoyable, every other option is better
Option #2: kys
i dont care how delicious you think your uncles semens is, thats just wrong
Guinness is good. Yuengling is good. I have not had any other beer but these and a few bottles of Coors.