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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is way past time to phase out of landfilling bullshit yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      covid actually forced a lot of manufacturers to switch from glass or aluminum over to plastic bottles for cost savings. I can barely even find tomato or fruit juice in cans or glass bottles anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're just trying to get MOAR microplastics into our guts.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >picture of a pouch on the bottle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Capri Sun is for gays like in , you should have gone for Hawaiian Punch then you too can be like Russel Crowe and punch out cancer

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Capri Sun not out of a pouch through a straw

    Is that even legal?
    The world is ending!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should have put it in a goon bag

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Calm down. It's just juice

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ocean cooler is the only caprisun flavor that matters. just buy the 5 gallon jar of hawaiian punch if you want fruit punch

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come back when they start bottling cactus cooler. Then we'll talk.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3QT instead of the standard gallon
    Shrinkflation.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People bought capri sun because it was in those fun little puches with straws. The actual drinks themselves were fricking ass.

    God I still vividly remember how the fruit punch capri sun tastes like. Always included in those lunchables I got as a kid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *pouches

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they weren't very good. I hadn't had one in like 30+ years but I remembered liking them a lot. I bought some for my son and I tried one for the nostalgia. It sucked and I didn't finish it.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So now they're adding artificial colors because the containers aren't opaque anymore? Great...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mi amigo.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see they are lying about artificial colors because they clearly used them so that the juice wouldn't be seen as the clearish jizz is normally is.
    -t. has cut open Capri Suns many times.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot take: fruit juice can be red without fake dye

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It can be, but come on, you know they're not using fresh fruit, it's all concentrated. Besides, unless you're crushing an orange, many fruit juices are watery in appearance.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even fricking watermelon juice isn't red you clown.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i said fake dye. quit being a belligerent dumbass

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wholeheartedly refuse to stop being a belligerent dumbass on a Greek olive-tree-trimming anonymous imageboard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not them, but that doesn't make sense. Yes, you said without fake dye, but that doesn't change the fact that it is dyed with something and that real fruit rarely has red juice, unless you put lots of fine watermelon pulp into your watermelon juice.
            And who ever is thirsty and says:
            >Man, I sure could go for some refreshing crisp watermelon juice!
            ?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He said "fruit juice can be red without fake dye"
              Which part of that is wrong?
              >that doesn't change the fact that it is dyed with something
              Yes, the dye is not artificial though, they are just using a "natural" dye and thus can put that on the label. It is silly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OH my God I am done with this moronation. Have a good day. I mean that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So human blood then?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So human blood then?

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