You have $30 to spend. What do you get?
Hard mode: you can't read the items in an Indian accent in your head or make fun of misspellings
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You have $30 to spend. What do you get?
$30 of papadom
Chicken Tikki Masala I guess?
Lamb mango and chicken dopiaza.
Lamb tikka, goan shrimp, 4 naan, and a mango lassi if they have it
>4 naan
Just naan
Chili pepper chicken, don't care if it's not on the menu, didn't read it, figure it out.
chicken biryani
lamb vindaloo
garlic naan
then ask for achaar if available
show me the drinks menu, I'm not eating food prepared by street shitters.
Gimme a samosa, veggie pakora, plain naan, and a lamb curry
And frick off with all the mild/lightly spiced please
Damn that's making me hungry. Big menu. But no raita or lassi? And the sad thing is all the stuff that's $12-15 would be at least $20 now though.
Anyways... Aloo paratha, samosa chaat, lamb curry. And with the remaining $8, lamb kebab to take home.
chicken soup and pray the side of diarrhea isn't included
Lamb or chicken biryani
I like bhaji
>I'll try the MUSHOOM bhaji, though I'm not familiar with the cuisine of that region of India
I'll order the POOri
chicken korma
vegetable biryani
roti
nan
papadom
redeem 25cents change, sir
14 naan
Lamb curry, garlic nan, mushroom saag. I've never had Indian food.
Goat madras, mughlai paratha, banana kahora and the rest can go towards a drink and coconut rice if they have it. Otherwise I'm pocketing it, or changing my order to make it more expensive if I can't.
I also want it openly known that I failed hard mode.
>no paneer pakora
Trash place, wouldn't order from.
i'm really not into soup, anon.
Chicken biryani, and the rest in appetizers. Chop chop.
Lamb saag and a lassi
Never seen poppadom written as "papadom." I'd guess that's an Americanism.
Why no chicken achari? I guess I'll get dopiaza, aloo matar gobi, two naan and veg pakora.
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Damp poop
That's what happens when you eat Indian "food."
>poo is naturally damp
>anon implies his shits are dry as a bone
Jesus frick anon, your ass pucker must be in ruins!
This menu is priced in £'s
Do I need to do the conversion?
Is it?
>Add $1.00 with goat or beef
>113 items on the menu
Isn't this the first thing they curbed in Kitchen Nightmares? I always get better food in restaurants with a limited menu and if I want some kind of variation you can just ask for it.
Do they make gigantic menus just to cover any combo so they don't have to understand the customer asking for something?
>16. CHICKEN TIKKA PLATTER
>BBQ plater consisting chicken tikka
glad they cleared that up
tiki taka poko
>no rice
sharn't be eating in this shithole.
Did you miss the entire biryani section?
Can I get uhhhhhhhhh onion pakora, lamb madras, uhhhhh saag paneer and a paratha.
>popadom
>Lamb Dhansak
>Paratha
>Saag aloo
>Pilau Rice
t. britbong expert indian food eater
Chicken soup and Naan. That way I can keep coming back and stretch my 30 bucks until payday.
samosa chat, gobi manchurian, lamb biriyani, mango lassi
>lamb karahi
>garlic naan
>mango lassi
lamb kebab
breadbasket (garlic naan, aloo paratha, chapati, coconut poori)
chicken jalpiazi
Butter chicken with extra naan. I don't care about anything else. If you can't do butter chicken correctly, you are not worth my time.
2x papadam
1x chicken pakora
1x samosa
1x Butter chicken
2x Naan
1x each type of chutney
1x Riata
Don't care if it's more than 30 dollars I want it
>no palak paneer
What's the point then? I'll get a mild butter chicken and a spicy lamb aloo or vidaloo, the rest buys as much nan as I can.
30 beers