you have good manners right?? i find by myself everything goes out ukr window.

you have good manners right?? i find by myself everything goes out ukr window. it’s be great if every just said yeah eat how you want

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you have good manners right?
    I make an effort to not be disgusting around others, so I don't make slurping noises or show chewed up food or splatter shit everywhere. But I'm not doing any of that pointless victorian era nonsense like putting a fork on a particular side of the plate or keeping my elbows off the table.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this

      >baseline is not eating like a toddler
      >idea of etiquette i.e. culture i.e. tradition makes the American recoil

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If your "culture" is throwing an autistic shit-fit over an arbitrary arrangement of silverware, then you don't actually have a culture.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >If your "culture" is throwing an autistic shit-fit over an arbitrary standard of hygiene, then you don't actually have a culture.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >moronic wannabe victorian doesn't even know what the word hygiene means
            Not surprised

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Since you're incapable of understanding analogy, a few more examples of your moronic logic:
              >If your "culture" is throwing an autistic shit-fit over an arbitrary standard of punctuality, then you don't actually have a culture.
              >If your "culture" is throwing an autistic shit-fit over an arbitrary standard of courtesy, then you don't actually have a culture.
              >If your "culture" is throwing an autistic shit-fit over an arbitrary standard of dress, then you don't actually have a culture.
              What you call an "arbitrary standard" is literally what culture is

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >moronic wannabe victorian doesn't understand what an analogy is either
                Pro tip dipshit: changing words in a sentence so that it means something entirely different isn't an analogy, it's a strawman. If I said "there's probably something wrong with you if you enjoy eating human feces" and you greentexed back at me ">there's probably something wrong with you if you enjoy eating a nice hamburger. tee hee that's what you sound like" then you haven't epically owned me anywhere near as much as you seem to think you have.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Culture is nothing but "autistic rules," but it is the hallmark of a civilization. You are George Costanza arguing why isn't it acceptable to bring Pepsi to a dinner party. It does not matter what you think anyways, since you won't be going any more than 20 miles from your place of birth to spread your ideas

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Culture is nothing but "autistic rules,"
                I don't know why you quoted that as if I ever said the phrase "autistic rules," but you're not looking any less like a strawmanning moron.
                >you won't be going any more than 20 miles from your place of birth to spread your ideas
                My wife and I have been on an international travel kick for the last couple of years actually. Seeing how people eat in other countries, whether with greater or fewer arbitrary rules, really drives home how stupid and pointless most of it is.
                I honestly don't understand why you're getting so whipped into a frenzy over this. If you've attached your entire personality to placing forks on the left side of your plate because some bored woman 400 years ago wrote down as a joke that you should do that, I'm not going to stop you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like an imbecile or a child. Just eat properly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have to remember that a lot of people on this planet think that there is only one right way to do things and that the "right way" is logically equivalent to "what makes sense". The problem with doing things "the right way" over and over again is that it ignores the fact that these social charades had to start somewhere, and that there was some other "the right way" before that. But that logic is actually irrelevant because traditiongayging is performed largely to feel like one belongs to some social structure and doesn't necessarily serve an intrinsic logical purpose. The anon arguing with you probably does so to protect themselves from fears social ostricism by their larping peers.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                social charades and what makes sense do not equate to each other, therefore your premise is fricked.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >social charades and what makes sense do not equate to each other
                That's his point. Can you not read?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no, anon.
                their point was clearly that the right way is what makes sense.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >traditiongayging is performed largely to feel like one belongs to some social structure and doesn't necessarily serve an intrinsic logical purpose. The anon arguing with you probably does so to protect themselves from fears social ostricism by their larping peers.
                only women think this way.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Culture is nothing but "autistic rules," but it is the hallmark of a civilization
                incorrect.
                the hallmark of civilization is taxes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                here is the autistic shit fit we mentioned

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              hygeine isnt arbitrary lmao

              Why would I, an American, adopt German (Continental) style flatware etiquette? Why would I LARP as a German? I don't need to care about which direction the tines of my fork are.

              Yeah anon, forks are definitely in the same level as hygiene practice.
              [...]
              You've merely convinced yourself that not following your particular table rules is "eating like a toddler". You're an NPC.

              >hygiene isn't the same lol
              >*also doesn't use bidets*

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i use both you neanderthal

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            hygeine isnt arbitrary lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why would I, an American, adopt German (Continental) style flatware etiquette? Why would I LARP as a German? I don't need to care about which direction the tines of my fork are.

            Yeah anon, forks are definitely in the same level as hygiene practice.

            [...]
            >baseline is not eating like a toddler
            >idea of etiquette i.e. culture i.e. tradition makes the American recoil

            You've merely convinced yourself that not following your particular table rules is "eating like a toddler". You're an NPC.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why would you use the term "continental" as though you were a Brit or drunken Paddy?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Just like you didn't with kindergarten, christmas trees, the easter bunny, hamburgers, hot dogs etc. ? Face it buddy they already got you centuries ago.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >if you don't put the fork in the right spot on the plate you aren't being hygienic
            10/10 made me reply

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you also need an instruction manual for wiping your ass?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You mean you don't fold your toilet paper into intricate origami before wiping your ass with it, as tradition demands?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no i don’t. thanks for asking though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. seething over etiquette fabricated by the fricking French in the 1840s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm American and I've been raised right so I know my table manners. If u don't put your napkin on your lap and keep ur elbows off the table you are a cretin.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Of course, my parents not only fed me but also raised me.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not left-handed but I prefer to use the fork in my right hand and the knife in my left hand.
    Some old fart asked me if I was left-handed once.
    I didn't really realize that some people paid that much attention to how others ate until then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Glad to know there's someone else out there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not left-handed but I prefer to use the fork in my right hand and the knife in my left hand.
      Same, if I could do this without getting shat on I'd eat properly but "backwards". I think people would be pissed about that, so I eat like an animal instead

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was in culinary school for a bit so most of the silly rules are seared into my brain but some if it is just stupid. I do the thing in OP's pic at a restaurant mostly because if the servers are trained classically it's a higher chance I send the right signal if I'm done/not done eating.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a difference between manners and etiquette.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No there's not

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    autism be damned it's a great way of communicating your intent during a meal
    so many times moronic waiters have tried to take my plate whilst we're in the midst of a conversation
    just because I'm not stuffing my face at that exact moment doesn't mean I'm done

    also putting knife and fork together on the plate just makes things so much easier when it comes to picking up the plate, since you can just hold the handles with your thumb

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Americans can't even use cutlery correctly. They're basically fat toddlers

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't leave the silverware on the plate.
    if the tools are in hand then i'm eating.
    when i set them down i'm done.
    yes, i drink separately from eating.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eating should be a time for relaxation and nourishment
    These silly rules are no small part in why the west has unhealthy relationships with food

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have terrible manners apparently. my mother in law said i set the table with the wrong forks when we were over for dinner. ive only ever had 1 type of fork so i didnt know. also apparently having your elbow on the table is bad manners? idk i was raised on kraft dinner and fruit string thing

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    somehow i knew this by instinct before i learned about it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when i'm done, i stack my dishes so the wait staff don't have to stack it themselves, they can just grab it and go
    and i wipe the table if necessary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I stack them and wipe up because I'm not a heathen who is fine sitting around in filth. I could give three shits less about how it affects the waitstaff.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        everyone get a load of this girl, she thinks the public restraunts are clean if plates are stacked. Lmao

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