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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't care. What I do care about, is I haven't had a pizza from there that was close to as appetizing as the photo in about 10 years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      then why the frick do you keep buying it?
      holy frick what is wrong with you if you can't stop purchasing food that you don't like when restaurants are the most prolific business in the world and you have every opportunity to eat ANYWHERE else

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shit looks really gross

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tastes really gross too Im guessing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reviewbrah said it was good

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dude has never eaten a hot girl's butthole and you trust his opinion on anything? kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          respect brah but agree to disagree

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza Hut hasn't been worth eating for like 20 years now

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I have a house and Pizza Hut stopped being a place that was enjoyable to sit down and eat at meal at some time in the mid 90s.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what gets me with Pizza Hut is they're constantly trying to sell meme shit instead of, gee i dunno, just making their pizzas cheap and taste good.
    like they wouldnt be going bankrupt if they brought back $12 all you can eat sit down restaurants again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >like they wouldnt be going bankrupt if they brought back $12 all you can eat sit down restaurants again.
      fully staffed sit down restaurants are famously really cheap to run with great profit margins how could they lose

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy has never heard of a self served soda fountain.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just ordered Papa Johns, I think Ill be safe. Ill share its arrival..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did papa john really kill this anon?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was just drunk and forgot, I'm sure he's fine. Right?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honey on a pizza could actually work really well with the right toppings and the right amount of honey. Which would be a "Sparse" amount.

    But I imagine they just dumped a fricking cup of honey on that shit and called it a day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best pizzas I've ever had was this 'Inferno'.

      >oh no this too hot for my white mouth!

      I realized a little splashes of honey would balance it out and it worked like a charm.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t have to make spicy foods about race, anon. No one likes your weird fetish for debasing yourself.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drizzling a bit of spicy honey on a pepperoni pizza is actually really good, imo. I like it a lot.
    But you gotta be sparingly with that shit. A light drizzle, not pools of the shit all over the pie.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There's a white hand in the ad in the OP you weird bozo

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is hot honey the new food meme? Where did this come from?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly some marketing / advertising focus group that has to make stuff up to spend it's budget money.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    actually
    lots of sauces have a touch of sugar in them - tomato sauces, chinese food sauces. sugar does this weird thing, especially when its well below the threshold for tasting it - it takes off the acidic edge and tastes 'satisfying'

    the honey isnt that different from a spritz on sugar in a pizza sauce and its used to get heat/spice onto the pie - and ten the heat and sweet balance each other.

    its actually kinda a high end pizza thing really.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blah blah blah I'm fat yada yada yada

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        go back to your toaster oven

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bread is pretty much candy already, so who cares.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is hot honey 2024's meme condiment?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s been the meme condiment already, unless there’s a better contender for 2023

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