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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pancakes
    >not a chili dog
    Autist rage: activated.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like the obvious side would be an order of onion rings placed around the chili dog in a circle.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're all so kino

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the sandwich

    i'd go for the tails plate but i think in a true burger fashion those pancakes are overly sweet

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eggman easily

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Superior high-IQ geniuses reporting in

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shadow, but sonic looks fine too.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't particularly care for sweet food outside of fruit for breakfast. I like a nice savory crepe or waffle with a fried egg on top however.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Knuckles, that sandwich looks rougher than the rest of them. The best of them.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shadow maybe but i'd have to fast for like 2 days

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta go fast

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moronic homies would rather starve for 2 days then eat vs just eating a little then saving leftover for the next two days.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pancakes are shitty Togo food

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          togo my nuts b***h

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i never viewed sonic as a big/popular franchise

    i guess we simply must consooom

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...Are you high? Or just a zoomer?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im 32 homie, I played Sonic on the PCs at the YMCA in my youth. Sonic just never seemed on the level of Mario, Pokemon, etc...

        Now would you like to contribute anything to this conversation to justify your alternative take or just be gay?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 36 and you are definitely high.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sega was literally a rival console maker to Nintendo back in those days. They faded away by the early 2000s due to constant terrible business decisions, but of fricking course there was once a time when Sonic was on the same level as Mario. Pokemon was after its glory days. Clearly you are not an expert on the matter if your experience with the Sonic games was on the PC of all things.

            I think you're both closeted furgays. Normal kids always knew Sonic was gay and therefore disregarded it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think you're a fricking moron because literally everyone played Sonic. There was competition between Nintendo users and Sega users but everyone liked all the games. Fricking contrarian divisive mongoloid

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why are you so emotional about this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The console wars, man. The console wars. Nobody came out unscathed.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are the difference between actual 90s kids and kids born in the 90s that didn't become self aware until the turn of the millennium

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The sound when you are about to drown in Sonic 2 haunts me to this day.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sega was literally a rival console maker to Nintendo back in those days. They faded away by the early 2000s due to constant terrible business decisions, but of fricking course there was once a time when Sonic was on the same level as Mario. Pokemon was after its glory days. Clearly you are not an expert on the matter if your experience with the Sonic games was on the PC of all things.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sonic was much bigger than Mario in the 90s, Mario was for squares, sonic was for the cool kids.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wheres the sonichu meal?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They tried, but corporate wouldn't give the go ahead on a plate of aged beef and wet batteries

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Torn between Tails' 2x, and Amy's basically strawberry shortcake.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    knuckles sandwich looks good. giant onion rings lol.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6 emeralds? Amy tails knuckles and shadow didn't exist in Sonic 1, fake and gay

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one miles t prower 2x2x2 double stacker bancake breakfast please

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Knuckles Chicken Sandwhich, please

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow's Chaos Chocolate Pancakes since it is the ULTIMATE pancake experience.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do know, that just means LAST...right?
      >Your LAST pancake experience
      Something Ominous about this..

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amy's sweet strawberry delight, if you know what I mean

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At first glance I assume you mean the meal but upon reflection I think you may be making a double entendre of some sort, if you aren't I'm sorry and didn't mean to imply anything.
      I however wish to state clearly and concisely that I want to have sex with Amy Rose and would also like her meal as well.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic always sucked

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tails's 2 dicks

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black coded character
    >fried chicken
    what did they mean by this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knuckles is Australian

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a play on knuckle sandwich you propaganda fried troglodyte

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >coded

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My heart says Amy, my head says Eggman, but my soul and penis say Tails.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I order the Knuckle's Chicken Sandwich and the Shadow's Chaos Chocolate Pancakes and put the chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, avocado and cheese between the two pancakes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would that actually taste any good? Chocolate + lettuce and tomato seems like it wouldn't go well together.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At Comic Con last year I spent an hour and half waiting in line to get food at the official Sonic the Hedgehog restaurant.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic being associated with chili dogs is funny because that was never a thing from the games but rather it originated in the American cartoon where his voice actor is Urkel. But because that cartoon was so popular it gradually made its way into the Japanese games. Sonic Unleashed is the first one where chili dogs play a prominent role.
      It's kind of like how Eggman's name in Japanese was originally just Eggman, but because of the American version calling him Robotnik, they retconned it to where Ivo Robotnik is his real name and Eggman is a nickname. America has had a lot of influence on the Sonic series.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eggman himself is never actually referred to as robotnik in the japanese games, only gerald is referred to that way

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True, but since Gerald Robotnik is Eggman's grandfather that would logically mean that Robotnik is his real last name, so that pretty much canonizes it in the Japanese version.
          Outside of the games there's also this official video they did a couple years ago where Tails does directly call him Ivo Robotnik in Japanese.

          #t=54s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sega was a American-Japanese company originally. That's why it's Sega of America had the influence it did and with hindsight they were mostly right.
        Fricking Sega of Japan was it's iwn worst enemy for the entire post megadrive era

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still remember the story about how much of a dipshit Yuji Naka was from the former COO of Sega of America.
          >When Moore brought a video of the focus group to present to his Japanese colleagues, they refused to believe the validity of what the American consumers had been saying. That's when things got especially rough with Sonic creator Yuji Naka.
          >"I said, 'We need to be incredibly aware of the challenges we face as a brand at Sega,' you know, and so I play the video. Yuji Naka, Naka-san, maker of Sonic, is in the room. Now, he and I have a love/hate relationship on a good day. And we show him this, and it's subtitled in Japanese, and when it comes to that piece he just [slams his hand on the table], 'This is ridiculous. You have made them say this. Sega is the great brand, nobody would ever say this, you have falsified!' He just gets in my face. So I said to the translator, 'Tell him to frick off.' And the poor guy looks at me and says, 'There's no expression in Japanese.' I said, 'I know there is.' And that was it. That was the last time I ever set foot in there," Moore explains.
          And now Naka is in jail, so we see how well that denial of reality turned out for him.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sonic creator is as autistic as it’s fans
            is anyone surprised?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chris chan ass Japanese man

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          true. sega was founded by two americans and originally manufactured pachinko machines

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, not saying SoA was flawless, but man SoJ having the last call lead to some frick ups. Seriously, telling SoA to launch the Saturn way too early fricked with devs AND some retailers, which lead to...
          >$299

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chao down

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bunch of items with lame sonic related puns
      >"soda"

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Miles only have one tail if his meal is all about 2x?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can clearly see both tails.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Dr. Eggman even like eggs?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does Dr. Eggman even like eggs?
      Like a man with doctorate in the philosophy of eggs wouldn't like eggs or eating eggs...
      Fricking dumbass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He also names all his vehicles after eggs. Egg Mobile, Egg Hornet, Egg Viper, Egg Walker, Egg Carrier, Death Egg...
      ...Egg Hammer Tank, Egg Press, Egg Ball, Egg Spider, Egg Snake, Egg Mobile-H, Egg Mobile-D, Egg X, Super Egg Robot, Egg Hammer Tank II, Egg Bomber Tank, Egg Totem, Aero Egg, Egg Saucer, Egg-Go-Round, Egg Frog, Super Eggrobo Z, Egg Hammer 3, Egg Ball No. 2, Egg Foot, Egg Cube, Egg Chaser, Egg Pinball, Egg Gravity, Hyper Egg Robo.
      ...Egg Hawk, Egg Albatross, Egg Emperor, Egg Hammer Mega, Egg Turtle, Egg Scarab, Egg Libra, Egg Hammer Fortress, Egg Eagle, Egg King, Egg Wizard.
      ...Egg Liner, Egg Crawler, Egg Dealer, Egg Bull, Egg Phantom, Egg Beetle, Egg Devil Ray, Egg Lancer, Egg Dragoon.
      Safe to say he likes eggs.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *clears throat*
    MMMMMM yes one Amy’s Sweet Strawberry Dream for my woman and a uh
    *adjusts tie*
    Shadows Chaos Chocolate Pancakes for me please.
    >*sigh* To drink?
    The woman will be having a Strawberry Splash Berry for her beverage. For moi (that’s me in French, I’ve been learning it because of PMW)? Coffee. Black. No sugar. And a cigarette please.
    >sir, we don’t have cigarettes
    That’s fine, just be quick we have a film to catch at the local theatre.

    I heard the waitress laughing about what I was wearing and how I ordered with the other staff in the back. Needless to say she did not get a large tip (still did 15% instead of the normal 25% I do, rather than 0 because that’s just rude and I wasn’t going to stoop to her level). I felt like a complete embarrassment in front of my date. Worse even my card got declined at the movie because I thought she wouldn’t want to get any popcorn or anything because we already ate beforehand.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sex

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SONIC'S BLUE BLUR SPECIAL
    >(DOUBLE BLUEBERRY PANCAKE)
    >Double the blueberries for double the speed!
    Do they know?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I get GST I am going to IHOP and ordering a fat stack of pancakes.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Knuckles
    >fried chicken (sandwich)

    They know exactly what they're fricking doing. No one can deny it anymore.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s that DAMN seventh chaos emerald?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where's the chili dog

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has the normal names written underneath so you don't have to embarass yourself in front of the waitress while ordering it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently they couldn't be bothered to come up with an interesting name for the Tails one.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's gonna be tails 2x2 or eggman's benny for me

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”classic” eggs Benedict
    >next to “modern” Eggman
    Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius At Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the fricking prices

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I choose a different restaurant that doesn't associate with sega's vile autism rats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I chose a different restaurant. I chose Rapture.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of these are just reskins of shit already on the menu.

    Shadow chocolate pancakes. I wanna feel like that edgy homosexual is giving me a chocogasmic diabetic coma with every bite

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