You may pick one snack and one drink from the gas station. What do you choose?

You may pick one snack and one drink from the gas station.

What do you choose?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i buy 4 sticks of pork jerky and a twisted tea and go down to the local mosque and show those camel jockey homosexuals what they missing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >one snack

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Monster and a sandwich

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Water and Zebra Cake

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bag of cool ranch doritos and a tall boy of arizona iced tea because I am a basic b***h.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based

      Large unsweetened fountain tea and a bag of BBQ Corn Nuts

      psychotic

      Tijuana Mama and Four Loko.

      I'd let you kill me

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Large unsweetened fountain tea and a bag of BBQ Corn Nuts

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chick-o-stick and whatever energy drink flavor hits the spot that day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick you man now i want a chickostick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Luckily they're hard to find, at least in full size. If they were everywhere, I'd be the size of a bus.
        I don't consider pic related to be true Chick-o-stick. You usually have to be at some rural gas station to get the full size. If it's not crumbly mess, it's not the true Chick-s-stick experience.
        Places like Amazon sells them but that's easy to avoid. If I'm at 'The Minnow Bucket Bait and Ammo' store in rural Alabama, they're going to have Chick-o-stick and I'm going to be powerless to resist getting one.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of shitty name is chick-o-stick though? Makes me immediately think they contain chicken and it seems gross.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We like it that way. It keeps the plebes from trying it. The old wrapper even had a chicken on it to drive home the point that you should stay away from it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My mom was diabetic for 40-something years until she had a kidney/pancreas transplant in the mid-2000s. So of course she hadn't been able to have much in the way of sweets since she was about 11. I remember after her transplant I would invariably wind up driving her across the city in the middle of the night at least once a month because she would decide she was craving a Chick-o-stick.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When you've got to have it, you've got to have it. Glad you were there for her.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tijuana Mama and Four Loko.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >four is one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh yeah it is. See this guy here

      Tijuana Mama and Four Loko.

      also ordered four but I don't see you crying about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a lady, actually.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Monster and jerky
    Or maybe Chex mix

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doritos and mountain dew

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lemon-lime Ghost and some kind of white chocolate candy bar

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The cutie goth cashier as a snacc and her poosy juice as the drink tbh if you understand me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm afraid I too do not understand. Please elaborate in an extremely detailed and verbose way?

        https://i.imgur.com/LgtvDbr.gif

        I do deeply apologize for my profound ignorance but could you please educate me on the meaning of your statement?

        I apologize, I should have been more clear.
        I'm going to go to the gas station and flirt with the cute, 4'12" teenage girl who dresses in all black, wears a choker, has pale white skin, dark blue eyes, and raven (yes raven, I will not shy away from cliches) black hair. I will impress her with my taste in early 2000's emorock/gothrock bands like MCR, MBV, and the more mainstream, but still good FOB. After a couple weeks of courting and laying down my charm I will take her on a date to a concert of a dark indie band (modern age emo basically) where I'll put my arm around her as we sway to a slow song. I will kiss her at the end of the night when I drive her home. Some weeks of dating, I will tell her that I'm looking for something serious and permanent. I'll bring her to meet my parents and she'll bring me to meet hers. After a few visits to make sure we are fully compatible, I will ask for her father's blessing to take her hand in marriage, which he will give gladly.
        Months later, we will have the wedding and all that crap whatever and on that night I will gently and passionately take her virginity, then proceeded to slam her fricking pussy for hours. Nonstop. Every position imaginable. I'll eat out her teengoth pussy and drink her pussy juices as if it's an elixer of life. Handholding(fingers interlinked(interlinked)). Eyecontact. Multiple creampies. Whispering "I love you" to eachother while we breathe in the same breath of air. Cuddling until we fall asleep, only to do the same thing tomorrow morning and the next and the next. No two people will ever have hotter and more loving sex than the two of us
        Hope that clears things up, bros

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They weigh the same, Limmy.

            https://i.imgur.com/XTUtDfd.jpeg

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            I apologize, I should have been more clear.
            I'm going to go to the gas station and flirt with the cute, 4'12" teenage girl who dresses in all black, wears a choker, has pale white skin, dark blue eyes, and raven (yes raven, I will not shy away from cliches) black hair. I will impress her with my taste in early 2000's emorock/gothrock bands like MCR, MBV, and the more mainstream, but still good FOB. After a couple weeks of courting and laying down my charm I will take her on a date to a concert of a dark indie band (modern age emo basically) where I'll put my arm around her as we sway to a slow song. I will kiss her at the end of the night when I drive her home. Some weeks of dating, I will tell her that I'm looking for something serious and permanent. I'll bring her to meet my parents and she'll bring me to meet hers. After a few visits to make sure we are fully compatible, I will ask for her father's blessing to take her hand in marriage, which he will give gladly.
            Months later, we will have the wedding and all that crap whatever and on that night I will gently and passionately take her virginity, then proceeded to slam her fricking pussy for hours. Nonstop. Every position imaginable. I'll eat out her teengoth pussy and drink her pussy juices as if it's an elixer of life. Handholding(fingers interlinked(interlinked)). Eyecontact. Multiple creampies. Whispering "I love you" to eachother while we breathe in the same breath of air. Cuddling until we fall asleep, only to do the same thing tomorrow morning and the next and the next. No two people will ever have hotter and more loving sex than the two of us
            Hope that clears things up, bros

            [...]

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks man
              I'm an aspring writer actually
              Not smut, actually books lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >aspiring
                weird way to spell aspergers

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >t. incel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok I think I get it now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this is entirely too long. do better sweaty

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >sweaty
            Stop using lettuce bacot guacamole tomato words

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              huh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I miss my girlfriend

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want to get it anymore

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Was she standing there 4'12" in one sock?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a long time to wait for a snack and a drink

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm afraid I too do not understand. Please elaborate in an extremely detailed and verbose way?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do deeply apologize for my profound ignorance but could you please educate me on the meaning of your statement?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In my 40+ years on this planet I think I've seen maybe 2 convenience store workers that were even doable and I say this as a man you would hit just about anything in my younger days. I've even got genetial herpes from a formerly homeless woman to prove it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        32, one time i stopped in to buy beer at 711 or something on the way to to work on my buddy's boat. She rang me up and I can't remember if I asked for her number or she just gave it to me, but she was very cute and very young. I think I was like 27 at the time she was 18. Anyways a couple months go by and finally we get together to go see a movie. I picked her up that night I think she might have been spun out or on pills or something. Seemed kinda fricked up.. but very excited to see me. We get in the theatre and immediately start making out. She gave me probably sloppiest head of my life, then we go to the back of the theatre where I frick her a little bit and she continues to suck my dick. It was honestly incredible. Never saw here again after that...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The cutie goth cashier
      what fricking gas stations are you going to?
      every gas station around here is staffed by pajeets. and I'm in the middle of nowhere midwest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what fricking gas stations are you going to?
        >around here
        >in the middle of nowhere midwest.
        Ostensibly, not where you are

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beer and kinder chocolate

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, i wait for a roy roger rest stop where i get fried chickemand hamburgers.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beer chips and glass strawberry daquiri sobe.
    but nowadays it would be whatever flavor of mountain dew i haven't tried and cajun boiled peanuts

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    King Size Twix
    Starbucks Frappucino

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Celsius (Mango Passionfruit ideally)
    If they have a roller grill and salsa bar:
    >roller grill hot dog with red salsa and onions
    If they just have the roller grill:
    >pork egg roll
    If they have neither:
    >Limon Lays

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Celcius tastes like trash but it does have a nice kick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like the taste of Celsius, less acidic than most energy drinks and much better fruit flavor

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Redbull and Luckies. Breakfast of champions.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3 musketeers and red creme soda

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    grape hi-chew
    steel reserve tall boy

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    two steel reserves

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos and an Arizona Green tea

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The big bag of teriyaki tender jerky nuggets and a joose screwdriver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >teriyaki tender jerky nuggets
      idk how people eat them, they're dry af

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Butterfinger and aloe drink

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    moon pie (banana flavored) and coffee (3 creams, 1 sugar)

  27. 1 month ago
    G8rH8r

    this in the AM
    chicken cracklings and slushie in the PM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this was my exact lunch for years

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the trip length. Longer trips I'll get bold chex mix, shorter trips I'll get a take five
    Usually drink strawberry body armor, sometimes nitro Pepsi, sometimes mtn dew

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would get a few different types of potato chips and a gallon of water.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You may pick one snack and one drink from the gas station.
    gummi lifesavers, or a soft pretzel if it happens to be WaWa
    unsweet iced tea if caffeine isn't over the top already for the day, otherwise, zero Sprite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whats wrong with sprite?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Little Debby Nutty Bar
    Dasani

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut butter cups

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but what do you want to eat?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a 4loko gold and an egg salad sandwich
    i'm shitting my brains out tonight lads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      diabolical brap ingredients. I need to force feed these things to my wife

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    zero bar and monster zero (original flavor)

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chocolate covered pretzels and water.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Queso Ruffles and that strawberry bubblegum Ghost

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red bull and one of those long jerky sticks that comes packaged with a long cheese stick too.

  38. 1 month ago
    comfy subday foods

    sup boss yeah lemme get uhhhhhhhhh bag of flamin hot cheetos and uhhhhh arnold palmer arizona

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    original arizona and a beef and cheese pie

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bag of funyuns and a fruit punch powerade

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A gatorade and a pack of lance peanut butter crackers.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    16 oz Redbull and a Snickers bar.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trail mix and water because junk food is gross

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chex Mix Bold and Raspberry Arizona

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    spicy corn nuts and lime pepino gatorade

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it's road trip time.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Who even is this guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stop replying to it.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boner pills

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Snickers and yoohoo. Has all the calories and vitamins for a day but will kill you in a year.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lime + salt beer nuts and a cherry coke

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    blue mountain dew and BOLD chex mix.
    the classic combo.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bread and water, my liege.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont mess with the slop so maybe an oat slice and a coffee?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're the biggest gay in this thread and there is a literal troon in here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >haha he said oat slice, what a pussy homosexual.
        >lets watch pro wrestling and eat processed cancer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kona big wave and some good pork rinds/cracklings

      the frick is an oat slice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the frick is an oat slice
        Made with 100% butter. I'm sorry you are unawares.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          looks like some cornfed slop, praying for u

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You are the cornfed slop

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those chocolate cupcakes with the white swirl on top and a blueberry red bull

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Baja Blast or whatever limited flavor of Mountain Dew is currently available and sour patch watermelons

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beef jerky and still mineral water.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Icee + Nachos

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they got goobers there?

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doritos and a snapple cause that's my motha frickin snack

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can I skip the gas station and get something from a konbini?

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sour cream and cheddar Ruffles and Dr Pepper.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      King

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bottle water and bag of pizza flavored combos

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Redbull & Hotdog

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bigs ranch seed/z/ and a Dew zero.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related and an oak milk Calton.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >oat milk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did I stutter?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I heard of maple syrup before but not oak milk..

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What is this? Thick chocolate milk?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have had the misfortune to try one, the texture is off.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Were you hungry-thirsty?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, blue collar ausgays live off that shit and coffee flavoured milk.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    some ‘chos and a big gulp cherry coke

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f for big hunk
    >nothing
    You all have my immediate disinterest.
    Big hunk and root beer ganggang has finally made it inside the station, walker is in the ready position, your move

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've got a big hunk for ya
      >shits pants aggressively

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've got a big hunk for ya
        >shits pants suggestively

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          anon I'm scared

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can't take the shit get out of the walk in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like Charleston Chew better tbh with the retro candies
      I like smackin' em on the steering wheel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Charleston's are best frozen which means they're not the greatest but they do a fine job.
        big hunks are non-newtonian, you know you can smack em too right? they shear pieces off just fine as long as it doesn't get warm. I like them best freshly butt warmed when it's all pliant and sticky

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sugar-free Rockstar and a bag of teriyaki beef jerky

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hot dog and water

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A cherry vanilla cream dr pepper and kit kats.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cheddar pringles and a fountain cola.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cigarettes and a case of beer
    Snacks are for children just like Ice Cream/Video Games

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mince and cheese pie.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honeybun and an Arnold Palmer

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Something off the roller (maybe an egg roll) and one of those Arizona Arnie Palmers

    >we living large boys

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A deluxe gas station would have deens, so those. Otherwise, cracklings and some water please.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Goldfish and an arizona herbal tonic

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    payday and a water

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The gas stations near me all sell beer/liquor and have legitimately good food like fried chicken and pizza.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >snack
    pack of marlboro reds
    >drink
    bottle of jack honey

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Currently posting from Denmark. Petrol is extremely expensive here but the petrol stations are all family owned and the owner's wife usually has a selection of homemade pastry and hot mulled wine. If you fill more than 20 litre gasoline or diesel, a small pie is usually complementary, although you are expected to donate a small amount to the local orphan's fund, this is called "forældreløse kys" or "orphan kisses", a small inconvenience but the small pie is usually worth it. This one time, our Armenian associate decided he would take a pie without the donation, and the owner's son saw us, and he followed us all the way back to the hostel in his pimped-out Audi, and he confronted us in the veranda, and threatened to call the authorities for moral turpitude, and our associate just paid the donation because his forged student visa was expired. Then we all shook hands and went to discotheque, much dancing, but the moral of the story is, the petrol wife does much hard work for the pastries, please do not discount her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was searching for information about gas station pies in Denmark because I really wanted to believe this, and I found these recipes, they actually look pretty good.
      https://www.foodiesofsa.com/post/iconic-petrol-station-pies-3-ways

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I really wanted to believe this,
        Be the change you want to see. We will meme Denmarkish petrol pies into existence, and the world will celebrate.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Several combos:

    Biggest bag of Andy Capps Hot Fries I can find + Grape Nos
    or
    "Share Size" Sour Skittles and Strawberry milk
    or
    Snickers and a Code Red
    or
    Big thing of peach rings and a Dr. Pepper
    or
    Pack of beef sticks and a vitamin water xxx

    One of those.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely repulsive. You’re not going to like Chron’s disease.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which of these causes issues ? I don't eat gas station food except very rarely on like vacations and such.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Chrohns disease is genetic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tell it to the judge, son.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One medium 1/2 cherry 1/2 coke slurpee and one bag of kettle cook potato chip such as pic rel.

    been my choice for 10+ years

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    only water, no snack. im not a fat frick.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one of these and a big red

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    4 roller dawgs and a tallboy Monster with the removable lid, with a pack of male vitality pills to top it all off.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    small bag of takis
    skinny white monster

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sugar free redbull and baked lays(regular)

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2for1 special

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=N6EfuxwaAHmW3L74

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this used to be my go to set for a gaming evening in highschool in poorland.
    god these times are never comgin back

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Orange Dreamsicle Monster and picrel
    If im in the mood for chocolate, a Caramello or maybe a Crunch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i've had orange dreamsicle ghost, which one is better?
      and andy capp hot fries have been better than cheetos hot fries since i was hatched

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and andy capp hot fries have been better than cheetos hot fries since i was hatched
        That comparison is kind of apples to oranges imo, Andy Capp's are nowhere near as spicy, which I prefer.

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ranch flavored corn nuts and ROOT BEER
    or Dr Pepper, if they don't have root beer.

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Regular Corn Nuts and an Arizona Arnold Palmer.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pork rinds and boujee water

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sour skittles or extra hot cheetos and 2 pints of popov

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One pack of Planters hot peanuts and a sky blue Gatorade Zero

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    starburst all reds and starbucks mocha cold brew

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gimme uhhh
    zebra cakes
    vanilla ice coffee
    funyons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      out of funyons, we got JnuTous though

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doritos second degree burn and mango gatorade

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im no0ticing you guys are drinking a lot of energy drinks whats up with that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AI-chan, it's an elaborate play to get women to wear open sandals so I can see their toes and heels.

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Monster Import because it's bigger for the same price and a sausage roll. I like pies but sausage rolls are easier to eat one handed.

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    natty daddy and an egg roll from the roller machine

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    strawberry wafers and root beer

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tin of chocolate Nurishment

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    monster aussie lemonade and a white chocolate kinder bueno

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tin of chocolate Nurishment

      strawberry wafers and root beer

      natty daddy and an egg roll from the roller machine

      this was my exact lunch for years

      These are all bad. This is really sad to see. Barely human so I'll just do a mass reply to you freak. Can you even read this? I'm contacting you through binary based symbolism rapidly firing electricity into the middle of the street bud. I can eject my currents to anywhere. We're hallucinating giga depictions of hyper modern algorithms to sort light through our retinas through our brains through our souls. I'll be opening Pandora's box, prepare. But you can't be prepared for that COULD you?

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GOOBAS!

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A can of pringles and a can of monster please, maybe some jack links jerky instead of the pringles

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pop Daddy's Smoked Gouda pretzels and a glass bottle of Twist of Lime Topo Chico.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking based
      the first bite i had of the smoked gouda pretzels i nearly shit myself
      imagine being able to make something that tastes exactly like combos that you can sell for cheaper

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mango Arizona and a Monterey Jack Chicken Taquito

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    44oz fountain drink and 32oz cup of cajun boiled peanuts.

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    strawberry dream monster and a slim jim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i like both those. only seen the "monster size" flavor chili limon slim jim, but it's my new go-to since the honey barbecue is never in stock anymore.

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    7up and funyuns

  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Milk and egg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      B a s e d

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gas stations are a breeding ground for miscreants and trash. Only the worst of the plebeian underclass seem to fester at gas stations. Why else would you go inside other than to buy cigarettes or candy or liquor? Just buy your gas and go.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we have convenience stores with no gas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he's never had a gas station be there to save him from pissing or shitting himself
      They're garbage places until you need them, then they're your savior.

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beef jerky with the lowest amount of calories and sugar

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beef jerky with the highest amount of calories and sugar

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whatever weenie has the most heat and red 40 hot pickles may also be substituted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I really really really wanna like these pickled sausages, i've tried them every couple years and they're tolerable to terrible.
      recently got into lime cucumber gatorade

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hannah's a baddie

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hostess Cherry Pie. Snapple.

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    easy. bag of munchies flamin hot and a peach twisted tea.
    everyone else is wrong.

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a bag of salted peanuts and a coke or a dr pepper, pour those b***hes in your drink and you got yourself a better one-hander than you do at night

  122. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sausage roll with tomato sauce and a bottle of water

  123. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    water/ celsius and hard boiled egg. anythign else and youre a fat

  124. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beef jerky and whiskey.

  125. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arizona iced tea and a stick of jerky.

  126. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I apologize, I should have been more clear.
    >I'm going to go to the gas station and flirt with the cute, 4'12" teenage girl who dresses in all black, wears a choker, has pale white skin, dark blue eyes, and raven (yes raven, I will not shy away from cliches) black hair. I will impress her with my taste in early 2000's emorock/gothrock bands like MCR, MBV, and the more mainstream, but still good FOB. After a couple weeks of courting and laying down my charm I will take her on a date to a concert of a dark indie band (modern age emo basically) where I'll put my arm around her as we sway to a slow song. I will kiss her at the end of the night when I drive her home. Some weeks of dating, I will tell her that I'm looking for something serious and permanent. I'll bring her to meet my parents and she'll bring me to meet hers. After a few visits to make sure we are fully compatible, I will ask for her father's blessing to take her hand in marriage, which he will give gladly.
    >Months later, we will have the wedding and all that crap whatever and on that night I will gently and passionately take her virginity, then proceeded to slam her fricking pussy for hours. Nonstop. Every position imaginable. I'll eat out her teengoth pussy and drink her pussy juices as if it's an elixer of life. Handholding(fingers interlinked(interlinked)). Eyecontact. Multiple creampies. Whispering "I love you" to eachother while we breathe in the same breath of air. Cuddling until we fall asleep, only to do the same thing tomorrow morning and the next and the next. No two people will ever have hotter and more loving sex than the two of us
    >Hope that clears things up, bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >insinuates MCR isn't mainstream
      I'm an mcr fan but you prostitutes (gender neutral, derogatory) need to realise that liking mainstream music isn't bad. It's mainstream cause its good. pls don't call me a slur :3

  127. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beer or tomato juice and some beef jerky.

  128. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mountain Dew code red and a fricking thing of beef sticks

  129. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monster energy ultra red cause they discontinued it in the uk, and some hobnobs (the chocolate ones, idk if you guys have them in america). Alternatively, if i'm in a hot european country i'm getting a fanta limon. tastes best in spain. I'd add it to a beer for a clara limon but that's not for driving

  130. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hot dog overflowing with cheese, chili, relish, and onions and a miller 40

  131. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just had a 7/11 hot dog

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