You must delete one of the fruits here. In b4 I choose OP

You must delete one of the fruits here.

In b4 “I choose OP”

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blackberry who the frick likes that garbage?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are good in cobbler. Scoop of ice cream and blackberry cobbler was very common dessert in the south where I grew up.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love oranges, but cherries would pair better with this platter
    so I choose oranges in this case

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oranges are the only one where the person eating now has to figure out how to throw away a rind.

      >oranges

      raspberries, absolutely mogged by blackberries in every way.

      >posted from my Blackberry KeyOne

      >raspberries

      that was my second choice
      third choice would have been the green grapes

      green grapes 100%
      i dont like eating blackberries but i know they're very healthy for you
      green grapes are objectively ass and anyone who disagrees is a moron

      >grapes

      >plural
      That's more than one fruit. Way to ignore instructions.

      That one raspberry on the right nestled between a grape and a blueberry. Frick that raspberry.

      is there only one who correctly did the assignment.
      She gets a gold star.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good to know!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it reads as one of the fruit varieties, not a single piece of fruit
        and it sounds like you're samegayging. this wasn't cleaver. it was embarrassing.
        good thread nonetheless.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >samegay
          Oh, I wish I wasn't posting incognito so I could screencap and show you how wrong and gay you are.
          Well, maybe you're already well aware of your blatant homosexuality.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    raspberries, absolutely mogged by blackberries in every way.

    >posted from my Blackberry KeyOne

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get that watermelon off my presentation

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The green melon dies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that was my second choice
      third choice would have been the green grapes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pineapple
      Just too sweet

      Bad taste, it's the best thing there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Krusty disagrees

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are absolutely right, friend. The cantaloupe spreads it’s shit ass taste all over the rest of the fruit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sry, ment honeymoon

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    green grapes 100%
    i dont like eating blackberries but i know they're very healthy for you
    green grapes are objectively ass and anyone who disagrees is a moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t.fox

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oranges are the only one where the person eating now has to figure out how to throw away a rind.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honeydew melon is such a 3/10 fruit. No one ever looks at the fruit salad and thinks to themselves "oh good the green melon!" If you walked up to this platter halfway through a party and it was out of most fruits you'd still eat a piece of melon, but it's because you couldn't get what you really wanted.

      This too. If all I'm deleting is the fruit off this pic then it's oranges just because they aren't simple like everything else; if you get this at a meeting or someone's house you have to take of your trash.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Honeydew melon is such a 3/10 fruit. No one ever looks at the fruit salad and thinks to themselves "oh good the green melon!"
        Go to sleep Bojack.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        good honeydew is amazing, but shitty honeydew can go in the trash, my mom buys them all the time and it's basically a gamble, sometimes you get a good one sometimes not

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watermelon and Orange, Tangerines are better and Watermelon is low tier.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That one raspberry on the right nestled between a grape and a blueberry. Frick that raspberry.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pineapple.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I choose OP
    second choice is pineapple, that shit is only good on ham or pizza

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      digits 33 chekt
      you remind me to try thinly cut dried pineapple on pizza
      it's more sweet and better texture for after all

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watermelon can frick off

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grapes are the worst. Especially green grapes.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    green melon

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watermelon and Pineapple are the best things on there.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If we're talking about getting rid of one of the fruits just from the platter, obviously the orange wedges. Those remind me of playing soccer when I was 6. If we're talking about deleting that fruit from existence, it has to be the watermelon. Aside from eating it fresh when it's in season, watermelon doesn't really pull much weight. Grapes are pretty boring, but they give us wine and vinegar. Honeydew outclasses watermelon just because of the existence of Melona bars. There's no watermelon flavored thing that actually stands out.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like all the fruits in this image, but the one that goes least with the spread is the green grape, so I'd remove that

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honeydew is pretty boring

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watermelon, sure, it's tasty, it's refreshing without needing to have a drink, and it's got some nutrition, but I feel like I'm eating almost solid sugar water when I eat it, and literally every fruit is nutritious in some way.

    Cantaloupe is the better melon and Honeydew is close

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of those stupid berries, except for the black ones, those grow for free in my backyard, they can stay.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a fruit. Haha.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who says they're deleting blackberries can go frick themselves, green grapes AND green melon can go as far as I'm concerned
    Blackberries are the most delicious of all the fruits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ripe, sweet blackberries are truly one of the most delicious fruits but they can be really sour and bitter sometimes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sour good tho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blackberries are amazing. You can go frick yourself on the melon but I will agree with trashing grapes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think the issue is most people have only tasted the unripe store balckberries
      they have a glorious flavor!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lives in a dystopian hellhole with no durian

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If grapes disappeared forever I wouldn't even notice

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The melon because melons should be eaten by themselves. I try to follow the principles of food combining. It helps keep my digestion good. It’s not complicated once you understand. Even early dietary laws like kosher and halal follow similar principles. Ayurveda, India’s ancient healing system, has a lot to say about good combinations and sets an almost identical set of rules as modern food combining based science. If any anons suffer from digestive problems they should look it up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. "drinking water standing up will kill you"

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick watermelon

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The melon, who the frick actually likes melon? I have never once met someone who actually liked melon beyond a 'I'll eat it if its there' level.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got some the last time I hit up the Chinese buffet and it was the only thing I ended up throwing out. I also ate cold chicken on a stick that day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. someone who's only had hard unripe melon or the pre-cut up kind that tastes like pesticides
      Melon, when it's ripe and YOU cut it up yourself, is the best fruit. Sour fruits like grapes and berries are gross.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I choose OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      came here to post this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That melon that isn't watermelon.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    honeydew melon and its not even close. everything else is good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Smart. I agree

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    orang

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Melon

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You must delete one of the fruits here.
    Did I do it right?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blueberry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally have a nice day

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watermelon.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    orange. only thing I can't eat whole. should have peeled them first.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Melon has to go. Its probably my least favorite there and one of the least used fruits in other things.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    blackberry is a shit tier fruit. It's just a blueberry but worse in every way.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 "I choose OP"
    OP do be pretty fruity though

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The green melon

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    either one of those grapes I could do away with

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pineapple because it shreds up my mouth

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oranges because who wants to frick about with a rind.
    the rockmelon & grapes could go either.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pineapple is voted off the island.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    White grapes because cotton candy grapes made them obsolete anyway.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to pick the oranges because they have a rind or the pineapple because fresh pineapple burns my mouth but frick blackberries. How can people like them? Maybe I've never had good black berries, in my experience they taste like sugar water and have an awful texture with seeds that get stuck in your teeth.
    If you don't like the taste of melon or green grapes you have the palate of an autistic child.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remove strawberry.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mixed fruit is like america, it shouldn't exist. Sorry OP.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pineapple, obviously. We can solve pizza in one move, let's fricking do it.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    remove the honeydew, all melons suck but watermelon sucks the least

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watermelon and it's not even close.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just one? Delete the fricking melons

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    honeydew hate is deserved, cantaloupe hate isnt. honeydew doesnt offer much outside of what the others do. for SNACKING though??? strawberries easily. they test better alone but if u had that whole tray Id be ok dumping them ig.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It might have to be pineapple, I really like pineapple but those are all good fruits. Possibly watermelon but watermelon almost tastes more unique than pineapple.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have to delete green grapes because they are very sour. Blackberries are next on the chopping block because they are the least sweet fruit here and the most likely to be bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll have to delete green grapes because they are very sour.

      You seem to be confusing green grapes with unripe grapes. Do they not sell green grapes where you live?

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >top tier: raspberries, pineapple, honeydew
    >mid tier: black berries, blue berries, strawberries
    >low tier:: grapes, oranges
    It's really not that complicated.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    White grapes obviously

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Delete both melons
    Replace with lemon and lime

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honeydew haters have just never had a good one. Store bought honeydews, even in season, are usually bad. I always thought I hated muskmelons until someone from work brought a vine-ripened garden cantaloupe and I realized how good they could actually be.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red grapes. Because frick red grapes, that's why. Trash fruit. Bring me cotton candy or GTFO.

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