You need to start the morning off right, and an omelette is a good way to do that.

You need to start the morning off right, and an omelette is a good way to do that.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omelettes are the omelettes of overrated food.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    once my hestan nanobond 11in gets here, it'll be an omelet a day for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you need a nanobond for that, specifically? The non-$200 pans you got ain't good enough for omelette?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're either too big or too small to omelet.
        soon I'll have a perfect pan for it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >soon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use $20 Lodge cast iron for my daily omelette

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The patented, multilayer structure of titanium-based alloys bonds directly to stainless steel through an environmentally friendly and chemical-free process, creating thousands of superdense nano layers on the cookware surface.
      Titanium is literally a chemical what the frick

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I start my day with a Zyn and a coffee

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's Zyn I broke up a streetfight between some teenagers and I thought they were vaping after and I was like, "I just smoke tobacco like an adult" and they were like, we're not vaping, this is Zyn

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're the brand name nicotine pouches. it's kinda like dip, or chew, but it's just nicotine and no tobacco

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, OK, that seems like a notch above vaping
          They were kind of alright once I got them settled
          They kind of wanted to frick up people's cars and lawns and shit, too, which...I stayed up to make sure they just fricked off, but I remember being that age
          Besides, my wife knows all their fricking principals, like if they pushed their luck not only would they get beat, she would've gotten them all expelled
          The younger zoomies lied their asses off about what the frick happened, though, they fricking lack talent

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dipping/chewing/snus is fricking moronic. I can understand the ritual with smoking but just putting shit in your mouth for an addiction that you can easily get over after a week is moronic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, but nicotine by itself is a healthier stimulant than caffeine, and doesn't cause cancer or whatever. it's also a handy appetite suppressant, and has neuroprotective properties.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's also an anti-parasitic, a general antiseptic, an amazing nootropic, it boosts testosterone in men and women (a good thing for both sexes) it actively destroys cancerous tissue, and prevents the spread of respiratory diseases including C19

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but nicotine by itself is a healthier stimulant than caffeine

              source?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not hard info to find
                You want the rabbit hole go to raypeat

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >All the animal and human studies investigating only the role of nicotine were included. Nicotine poses several health hazards. There is an increased risk of cardiovascular, respiratory, gastrointestinal disorders. There is decreased immune response and it also poses ill impacts on the reproductive health. It affects the cell proliferation, oxidative stress, apoptosis, DNA mutation by various mechanisms which leads to cancer. It also affects the tumor proliferation and metastasis and causes resistance to chemo and radio therapeutic agents.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                now look up whoever funded that research.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two runny side up eggs. Unless I frick up the yolk. Then scrambled. Omelets are just gliding the lilly and serve no porpoise.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two eggs, sausage
    all you need

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no way gay. you have to add onions at least. personally I add every vegetable I have in the kitchen to my omelettes, and use at least 3 eggs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not making an omelette

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too much work unless someone else makes it for me. fortunately i have a lot of restaurants within walking distance including a few old school diners that know how to do eggs right.

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