>no sweat glands >eats plastic if given >Ridden with parasites if not medically followed and treated
Pork meat is toxic waste bud. There’s a reason God told his people to not eat it
Peace of meat? Or plant? The last thing I ate was a mango, the last piece of meat I ate was lamb chops. I wouldn't mind reincarnating as a lamb, seems like a comfy life for a year or two before slaughter.
For fruits, you'd become the whole tree.
Reminder that flowers are plant penises and pussies, mango trees have both in one.
You will bear many children, seeds which are in fact edible.
>Peace of meat
what a deliciously ironic Freudian slip or should I say, Freudian strip, New York strip that is, a cut above your average flank stakes (which couldn't be higher [unlike your cholesterol you gluttonous carnivore]) tldr meat is murder. piece of meat or peace of mind. make your choice
I don't even remember the last dish I ate, maybe some pasta abomination. But I would probably be reborn as a beer, wine and coffe mix if the insides of my stomach are the deciding factor.
>tfw intelligent enough to know I'm going to get slaughtered
aw man this fricking sucks
>no sweat glands
>eats plastic if given
>Ridden with parasites if not medically followed and treated
Pork meat is toxic waste bud. There’s a reason God told his people to not eat it
If The Lord creates bacon with the intention of telling people not tl eat it He is not a god to follow anyway
One of the first things He did was tell man not to eat from a certain plant and look where we are because man disobeyed.
I have more respect for pigs than israelites and muslims
Peace of meat? Or plant? The last thing I ate was a mango, the last piece of meat I ate was lamb chops. I wouldn't mind reincarnating as a lamb, seems like a comfy life for a year or two before slaughter.
> I wouldn't mind reincarnating as a lamb
No. The last thing you ate was a mango so you'll be a mango. Embrace it.
mango a cute. A CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
For fruits, you'd become the whole tree.
Reminder that flowers are plant penises and pussies, mango trees have both in one.
You will bear many children, seeds which are in fact edible.
mango seeds are not something you want to eat
>Peace of meat
what a deliciously ironic Freudian slip or should I say, Freudian strip, New York strip that is, a cut above your average flank stakes (which couldn't be higher [unlike your cholesterol you gluttonous carnivore]) tldr meat is murder. piece of meat or peace of mind. make your choice
I ate human
Yesterday all I had was 3 litre of milk with sugar.
What do I become?
A cow tit
Why not a sugarcane?
You sure it wasn't from sugar beets?
>a potato
wow just like real life
oh no I ate a slice of American cheese
You become an American. Apologies
>wild mushroom risotto
i bit some skin off my finger.
i'm making a comeback!
A toast with honey and butter?
How fricked am I?
>MOGGER
>JOGGER
How did they get away with it?
Shieet!
DAS RITE!
Just had a big mac after like 10 years of not eating McDonalds, am I gonna turn into pink glob of slime?
Biscuits with Southern tomato/bacon gravy. So idk if I turn into a pig, a tomato or wheat.
A peanut, if that didn't work I had some paté before that.
I guess I'll resurrect as a coffee tree?
You ate coffee?
oh no NO NO
the circle of life
I ate a slice of bread with cocoa cream on it. What do I become?
What's cocoa cream? Does it taste nice?
i think thats the stuff black girls use for their skin
Prolly Nutella
It was just store brand nutella.
a sub sandwich.
>Just swallowed some spit when I cleared my throat
>Reincarnate as myself
Get fricked OP
Hops, I guess if drinks count. If not... Raisin Bran?
Steak sandwich so I guess I'm a cute moo.
You would become a fat factory cow, not a cute highland cow
I don't want to believe it ;_; can I be a cute anime cow girl instead? Not the one from shindoL though....
A cheese stick. Oh well.
Piece of carrot
does salt count? that was my meal today, salt and water
Arby's so I guess I'm coming back as a female soccer player
I don't even remember the last dish I ate, maybe some pasta abomination. But I would probably be reborn as a beer, wine and coffe mix if the insides of my stomach are the deciding factor.
Nice, I always wanted to be a hot girl
>eat anything american
>become corn
How do I turn into Special K?
>shepherd's pie
I had a paella with chorizo (pig), scallops, and shrimp
does my soul get split between the three animals, or do I roll the dice and get one randomly
A chocolate cake
Chicken or a grain of rice
I don't want to be a hot dog
best topic. lush cacao tree, for me.
don’t even think about it, humans.
Being a plant sounds pleasant. I'd get roided up with fertilizer and not feel pain when I get eaten probably.
>roast beef sandwich
hehe am cowe
A grilled cheese? How would that work?
i am a kratom tree
welp. seems chill. no complaints
unfortunately, apricots dont grow on big trees
I am a pig. RIP me. But I will reincarnate soon and eat myself. Circle of life.
>porkchop, egg, and guacamole on toast
Am I some type of eldritch animal plant hybrid golem?
at least 100 different cows, pigs and chickens all at once? (large fast food order)
I get to be an apple tree, which is possibly the best fruit tree with the best environment. Feels pretty comfy :^)
>cuts down tree
What if I'm eating chicken with tuna
>was just eating a langua torta right before this thread
Do I become a cow or a plant?
I last ate strawberry ice cream
Do I become a strawberry plant, or a cow?