You wake up after 7 hrs sleep, do the obligatory wanking.. What's on your mind? Coffee, eggs, toast, cigs, suicide?

You wake up after 7 hrs sleep, do the obligatory wanking.. What's on your mind?
Coffee, eggs, toast, cigs, suicide?

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  1. 1 month ago

    I have a girlfriend she cooks for me after morning sex

    • 1 month ago

      >Obligatory wanking
      >morning sex
      You must feel so drained before you even get out of bed

      • 1 month ago

        You need some cardio if you're feeling drained after sex my friend

  2. 1 month ago

    Taking a shit. Then maybe some coffee before whatever is breakfast.

  3. 1 month ago

    Take shit, coffee, nicotine

  4. 1 month ago

    scream, kick, fart

  5. 1 month ago

    Coffee, suicide.

  6. 1 month ago

    >Coffee, eggs, toast, cigs, suicide?
    pic rel

  7. 1 month ago

    I didn't realize suicide was an options. BRB

  8. 1 month ago


  9. 1 month ago

    Thinking about making these but I'm skeptical that I actually need to go to the store and buy the stuff to make dashi. I feel like I can get by on sugar and MSG, which is all I get out of these things when I eat them. I've never tasted any hint of dashi, usually its just sweet savory egg.

  10. 1 month ago


  11. 1 month ago

    Two slices of thick cut bacon in the pan, cut up.
    Take the bacon out to dry on a paper towel, strain some of the grease into a small cup.
    Scramble three eggs in some of the bacon grease.
    Use the remaining bacon grease to heat up two large tortillas in the pan.
    Flip tortillas to get bacon grease on both sides, and add shredded colby jack on top to melt while the tortilla is heating up.
    Put bacon and eggs in the cheesy, bacon grease tortillas, add salt and pepper, and wrap up.
    Serve with a glass that's half orange juice, half la croix.

    That's my daily breakfast. Seems to keep me going until dinner.

    • 1 month ago

      What's la croix?

      • 1 month ago

        French for "the cross", anon says his prayers every morning

      • 1 month ago

        Flavored seltzer water. I use it to water down my orange juice so there's less sugar overall. Also, it makes it fizzy.

  12. 1 month ago

    Pee, Cig, Coffee, Wank, Toast and marmite. In that order, bit of a routine actually.

  13. 1 month ago

    I smoke a few blunts of that sticky icky before I ever get out of bed in the morning. I'm usually up for a couple hours just lounging around in bed before I go to work. I don't use an alarm, I just wake up naturally.
    I work like two blocks away so I just walk, and there's a bakery on the way I usually go to for breakfast. I get a sausage, jalapeno, and cheese kolache and a boudain kolache. Sometimes I'll make breakfast at home but not often, and it's almost never so-called breakfast food, it's just a normal meal, like a sandwich or something.

  14. 1 month ago

    >2 slices of butcher's cut (or 3 slices of "thick" cut) bacon in the frying pan
    >4 eggs scrambled with a splash of milk, salt, smoked paprika, and red pepper flakes fried in bacon grease
    >2 slices of whole wheat bread toasted
    >add ketchup to toast
    >break bacon strips into halves and place on toast
    >place scrambled eggs on top of bacon strips
    >close sandwich
    >slide in half

    • 1 month ago

      in half
      I slide in whole baby

  15. 1 month ago

    Sounds cringe but coffee and cigs immediately

  16. 1 month ago

    >Coffee, eggs, toast, cigs, suicide?
    That covers all the bases for me.

  17. 1 month ago

    If I passed out drunk the night before, usually it's figuring out what I did last night, what time I passed out, and if I ruined any equipment.
    If not, it's usually wondering whether if you go crazy in your dreams, you go crazy in real life.

  18. 1 month ago

    >suicidal thoughts
    >drag myself out of bed
    >loads of vitamins / vegetable juice
    >pretend I'm not suicidal
    >miss heroin & crack
    >more vitamins

  19. 1 month ago

    Coffee takes like 30-60 minutes to get to, I make it at work. It has been years since I’ve slept in a house with eggs and toast. The first thing I do on a work day is scream because it was 4 hours of sleep, and there's no way to get a good 2 additional hours, it'll be 20 minute units interrupted by dreams of impossibility and drachinifel lecturing on naval architecture in the 1890s. Then I immediately dress into Uniform, jump on a motorcycle, and redress at work into safe work gear and scramble for the rolling tobacco in the pockets. On the weekend the difference is that after the first four hours there's another 6 or so, but instead of 20 minute blocks, it is 10, and the dreams are more intense. And instead of Uniform it is self-pity.

    if I was living as I wanted it would be fricking the beautiful fat blonde cyclist in the baggy culotte pants, either the ex or the one I saw today, and then cooking her coffee and poached eggs on toast, then getting my c**t covered wiener sucked by the other one, the fat blonde cyclist I didn’t frick.

    Bring salted water to boil, break with vinegar to a rapid simmer, swirl, 300 mL of liquid per egg, crack into the vortex. I prefer to remove from heat at this stage and observe the whites for doneness. Scoop with slotted spoon onto pre-buttered toast (keep warm griller if she came on command for me, otherwise just sitting on plates). At the same time it'd be moka pot.

    I have self-imposed limits on suicide, so I'd rather not fantasise about what I cannot have for years. Fat arsed short women with joyous faces and the capacity to take a lot of pleasure, and one or two eggs. Actually, frick it, give each of the women one egg. That way they'll be satisfied at the "just one bite" of mine they'll take anyway. That's the real cost of polygyny: two women eating bits of your meal.

    • 1 month ago

      Oh, and on the table, wostershire, HP, mild english, pepper (obv), dat medium rock, thin black vinegar. wiener sauce I suppose. If it is the woman who broke me into, finely chopped spring onion heads.

  20. 1 month ago

    I don't really have a set breakfast, I'll do anything from simply drinking a meal shake to making myself a breakfast item like pancakes, waffles, or an omelet, sometimes I just say frick it and cook half a box of mac and cheese.

  21. 1 month ago

    >Weigh myself on a scale, write it down in my journal like an autist
    >See message from femboy buddy in my area saying 'gm'
    >Reply gm back, agree to play a net game in an hr
    >Cook up some nice eggs and a meat of my choice (probably salmon or beef), nattou, maybe sourdough and yoghurt, etc
    >Eat, chill while reading manga or watching a YT video
    >Play net games with boy-toy for a few hrs while drinking tea
    That's how most of my mornings go these days. It's not so bad. It's nice using a toaster oven for any breads too, especially if there's a little fat I can use to toast them up with.

  22. 1 month ago

    Waiting til nap time
    >t. work from homo
    I like to make eggs and toast on my break. Other times when I'm not as hungry I just have a bowl of cereal, or buttered toast. I bought a fillet steak the other day cause I want to do a steak and eggs breakfast, but I forgot to buy potatoes so that will have to wait until later this week.

  23. 1 month ago

    Coffee and suicide for me, thanks

    • 1 month ago

      Some men are born to sweet delight, some men are born to imagine Sissyfuss.

  24. 1 month ago

    >not this shit again, why the frick did I have to wake up.
    It was every morning for the last 20 years.
    I kinda stopped having these thoughts, because ive seen a girl literally from the heavens which im planning of courting. So im thinking of plans, because im a neet moron with no future, and I dont wanma drag her, into my mess of a life.
    Neet life was a blessing until the universe had to curse me with this beautiful woman.
    It is what it is.
    Neetbros, we lost.

    • 1 month ago

      > ive seen a girl literally from the heavens which im planning of courting
      "We" didn't lose. Just you.

  25. 1 month ago

    i slip into moms bed and finish my last 2 hours of sleep

  26. 1 month ago

    Not Culinaly

  27. 1 month ago


    Dude just one asked your opinion numbnuts

  28. 1 month ago

    Diet coke and pack of luckys. Not shitting you or ironic. I probably won't make it past Thanksgiving.

  29. 1 month ago

    i have noon shift ( working from 2 - 10 pm)
    I usalyy think how much time ive got and how im gonna spend it while i still have free time and how fked my life is

  30. 1 month ago


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