You WILL eat the snake.

You WILL eat the snake.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind at all. Gator is perfectly fine meat. Snake is similar. They are just hard to come by.

    >t. A Southerner

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do they taste like?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Basically a white meat like chicken. Nothing special nor gross, definitely needs seasoning for flavor. Gator has tons of meat, but snake meat is a bit of a pain due to all the bones.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        very chewy chicken

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bointy skimmy bones

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It tastes like gator.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        unironically like chicken

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The texture is like a cross between chicken and catfish
        The flavour is more on the fish-y side although it doesn't have the same smell. Pretty good, all in all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        snakes tastes like white meat chicken but the texture of calamari whilst gator are the same but with dark meat chikne

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You think if I went python hunting I could pass the meat off as gator

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Liked gator, did not like eal as a kid.
      Never had snake, but I'm willing to try it.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd try it.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually extremely common in Brazil. I'm from Portugal and these monkeys are obviously migrating here on mass. I've seen boa snake for sale at our local version of craigslist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      forgot the word meat in there.
      boa snake meat. not the actual live snake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This is actually extremely common in Brazil
      you can't be more wrong. you're moronic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. disgusting uma delicia soup haver

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          idk man Ive never seen any of that here
          dont tell me you believe the sopa meme is legit? lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      uma delicia

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    y nod

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The new Brokeback Mountain is looking fire

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those gays needed to remake that shit of a movie?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eating snake is fine by me.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This was a shit study that noted that snakes are indeed efficient converters of nutrients to muscle, however they didn't account for the all the other animals they have to eat to get there. It's more """ sustainable""" to eat some thing lower down the food chain.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      daily reminder, 'sustainability' just means 'raising western standards of living to raise asian (china and india) standards of living.

      you cant argue with a straight face that in a country with a declining population from cratering birthrates that we suddenly cant feed ourselves or need to 'care about the planet'.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if we want to be more sustainable we
      should just eat more rabbits and more pigs. rabbits are efficient at converting food we don't eat into protein and are prodigious at reproducing. pigs eat literally anything. they will taste like garbage if you feed them nothing but garbage but they'll eat it regardless and convert it into fat and protein.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Florida and Alabama already way ahead of you.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >scientists say
    disregarded

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everyone's saying "it's fine" but they don't understand how chewy and flavorless snake meat is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People say it tastes like chicken.
      But the bones are a problem, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >snake
      >snake, japan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that is a fish, not a reptile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        eels is not the same as skakes you absolute buffoon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that is a fish, not a reptile

        eels is not the same as skakes you absolute buffoon

        yeah but i bet if you marinate and cook a snake like unagi it'd be pretty fricking good

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cope moron, lrn2biology

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tastes like chicken
      >feels like lobster
      What's the problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just add msg.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Just a snake trying to convince us that he is not tasty
      Sorry buddy, you are tasty and we are going to eat you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Richard Hammond

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're supposed to cook the snake in a succulent chinese stew. The meat holds up fairly well to braising

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      season your damn meats, son.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes sir.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm perfectly fine with eating snakes and gators as long as it means I'm not eating bugs.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sustainable
    You know what would make food production more efficient? Adding a whole-ass trophic level to the process! Feed our food food that needs to be fed, that surely won't waste energy and also has no implications for biosafety!!!11one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Scientists said it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look goy just stop eating the meat your ancestors built all civilization on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what would make food production more efficient? Not burning down food processing plants and farms.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please delet.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tastes like chicken

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this a bait thread? snake is delicious, and it's practically open season year round for pythons in Florida since they're invasive species from the release as exotic pets, are a threat to local wildlife and (actual) pets
    seriously, if they're just going to kill a feral ball, might as well skewer it and throw it on a grill

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no I'm vegetarian
    I won't eat bugs and I won't eat snakes

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 13-foot python right here! :^)

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now I'll cut down on beef

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nowhere near as much meat as a cow and it's full of bones. In what way is it a viable replacement at all? Scientists are fricking moronic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with a cow is the fact that it is typically filled with bones just like snake. In many ways, an argument could be made that snakes are just as viable as cows, especially when you consider how they both have bones.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cow bones are used for all sorts of other things though

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Snake bones could be toothpicks

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick does a snake need bones for?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    feel like this would just lead to inevitably more ecological frickups if it was tried

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Had fried rattlesnake before. Nothing special, as most fried shit tastes similar. The real challenge would be to make it in a non-fried form so that squeamish amerimutts won't faint from just looking at the dish.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Snake is so good tho

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine these were tasty as frick and of course there would be a ton of meat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they yabba dabba did!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      moronic here, but did pre humans every hunt these things like they did mammoths?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Humans were millions of years late to that particular party.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >did pre humans every hunt these things like they did mammoths?

        Mammoths weren't actively hunted prior to the arrival of homosexual Sapiens (us humans) Neanderthals and earlier hominids didn't have bows or spear throwers or dogs, which made hunting really big game like that too dangerous, though they would scavenge any carcasses that came across.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what you talking about, all they did was fallow it and poke until they collapse from exhaustion. human won through stamina attrition . its why we won the species war. we didnt get smart till about 2000 years ago.

          even now we still get mogged by blue whales.frickers can scream under water so load it makes people exsplode.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >all they did was fallow it and poke until they collapse from exhaustion
            Literally zero way to know this btw.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no way to know your wrong either. reddit contrarians need not apply.
              go take your "nothings real ":" ACHUWALLY IT WAS" back to 9th grade and frick off

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm allowed to dictate history and if you disagree it's up to you to prove ME wrong hahaha
                Just have a nice day.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >we didnt get smart till about 2000 years ago.
            Humans have been building tools and forming societies for closer to 10,000 years. While mammoths have only been extinct for about half that.
            As for the anon asking if we ever hunted dinosaurs, no. Dinosaurs died out many millions of years before primates showed up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > just poke it, bro

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            humans have been largely the same (even our brains) for about 200k years. for whatever reason, neanderthals never domesticated wolves despite living with them for about 100k years. when homosexual Sapiens made their way up to Europe they encountered not only dogs (which they domesticated) and Neanderthals (which they fricked) but also mammoths and other megafauna, which were almost impossible to hunt reliably until we domesticated dogs about 40k years ago which allowed us to work as a team with dogs (thanks big brain) to route fleeing mammoths off cliffs. Persistence hunting is a strategy that only really appears in hotter, dryer climates like west and east Africa, probably due to our cooling adaptations and very efficient running style.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >we didnt get smart till about 2000 years ago
            The way we're going I think they were smarter back then on an average; actually had to have skills, awareness and strength to survive and didn't just get to waddle around in their local grocery store with their horde of illegitimate children collecting bottles of soda and frozen food

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah we did they were pretty tasty

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to eat snake meat. I've tried fried alligator and its really good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sadly gator is way tastier than snake. Snake is way too lean

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat rattlesnake all the time. Kill em with my slingshot normally.
    t. Cowboy protecting his horses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the problem with those rattlers getting rid of all the bones?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I GIVE MY LIIIIIIIFE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NOT FOR HONOR
      BUT FOOOOOOOR (YOU)

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have a problem with that tbqh

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't giant pythons endangered or something? Why is this ok?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not in Florida they aren't. even then this article is surely saying that it makes sense to raise them in captivity which doesn't make sense because snakes are meat eaters and can't be fed kibble.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You could raise guinea pigs and feed them to the snakes, but it'd make more sense just to eat the guinea pigs.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can you imagine how long it would take to filet one of those suckers?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL eat the snake.
    in Indonesia snek eat YOU!
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/python-swallows-woman-whole-indonesia/

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Carnivorous animals are not sustainable livestock

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >python
    >sustainable

    Sure let's just feed them with a farm of rabbits from a varmint farm that causes its own host of sustainability issues.

    This is from The Onion right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it's not python farming, just extra incentive to capture them in places where they're invasive.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    id rather eat snake instead of bugs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a low bar to pass.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >these scientists say
    All hail the never named scientists.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Albert Einstein said eat the fricking snake!

      NOW EAT IT!

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no snak on snek

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what if I do?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd try it. I will NOT eat ze bugs tho.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay.
    So....
    where is it? Where's my snake tendies?

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sustainable how?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the sense that it would require a 13-foot python every day to sustain my weight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sustainable like a cow? I'm hear to sustain you? How the frick am I sustainable?

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you guys never eaten snake before? It's pretty good, don't be a pussy

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