You wish you ate this good

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think those doritos are cool enough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should be in the crisper drawer.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let me have one of those bang's

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m afraid you’ve mistook the cursive ‘r’ and ‘q’ for an ‘n’ and a ‘g’! Classic goof, riqqen!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doritos in the fridge is a terrible idea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Other than the fact that it's "strange", why is it a terrible idea? What could possibly go wrong from refrigerating your Doritos. I would have to imagine they'd taste pretty good cold.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Food is less tasty refrigerated. You'd have to wait for it to warm up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Food is less tasty refrigerated. You'd have to wait for it to warm up.
          This has to be a joke, right? There's plenty of food that tastes way better refrigerated. One of my favourite snacks is refrigerated oranges. They taste delicious cold. Chocolate tastes good refrigerated (and frozen) too. I don't see why Doritos wouldn't taste good cold.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you like less flavour in your food. Nothing wrong with admitting that.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >So you like less flavour in your food.
              Yeah, what a moron. I bet he doesn't even melt popsicles and ice cream before eating them in order to get the most flavour out of them. Imagine being a plebeian who eats food cold.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn’t know about channel protein called TRPM5
            ngmi, also cold chocolate is fucking terrible you shit taste motherfucker

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Melts ice cream before eating
          IT'S TASTIER, YA KNOW

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I refrigerate chewy candy. Its way better cold. You should try it if you eat stuff like taffy or Swedish fish or whatever. And yes I am diagnosed autistic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Taking up fridge space for no reason

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the alcohol?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a mormon house

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So in the garage?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im addicted to sparkling ices bros. theyre so good when I’m craving a delicious low calorie carbonated bevvy

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who stocks their fridge like a convenience store?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mormons. Sugar is their main vice; buying soda, juice, snack cakes, chips, candy, and energy drinks by the case. In mormon concentrated areas they even have parlors that serve only soda and frosted sugar cookies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OP I hope when you remove something you drop it on the floor first vending machine style.

        >parlors that serve only soda and frosted sugar cookies.
        Interesting, I kind of want to check one out now, thanks for the info bro.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have fun in Utah.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this totalbiscuit's fridge?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >making fun of total biscuit
      Fuck you. Legitimately. Just fuck you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >totalbiscuit
        who?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta admit it's easy to mistake the two

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna jack your ass for those blue Gatorades

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ex-convict fridge

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post body and BMI

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry but I am ESL. Why do Americans say good instead of well? They teach me in English school that it is wrong. Do Americans speak broken English?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do Americans speak broken English?

      Yes, ebonics has taken over, our ancestors would be ashamed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you think we say good instead of well?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        EFLs (not just Americans, considering how I've had British people call me autistic for correcting them as well) absolutely do mix up the words "good" and "well", along with "lesser" and "fewer".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because teaching English in school isn't as important as promoting transsexualism.

      "Well" is an adverb, so he's "doing well." Good is an adjective, so he's a "good guy." There are some sentence specific exceptions, but that's the general rule (like where good is a noun.).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ESL-san, you need to talk like you're a little bit of a retard sometimes to sound natural. In all languages people use "incorrect" wording and grammar sometimes in common speech and if you don't you sound like you're a snooty fag. What's important if you want to come off natural is to know the rules, but identify when and where native speakers break them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because "well" doesn't rhyme with "neighborhood"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No but it does rhyme with neigborhell which is what american suburbs are like.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a corporate fridge where you get free snacks etc

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of fucking psychopath puts chips and cookies in the refrigerator

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah toss me one of those jalapeno cheese cracker packs and a nice cold Borgs

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does this bitch shop at the convenience store by the gas station?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will have many women op

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot image.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get money get paid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn someone beat me to it lmao

      https://i.imgur.com/fxuU5bv.png

      ?si=rgjGYbRTrk9UPgVT

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's all carbs
    Fuck I wish I was born with a functioning pancreas. OP's image is more-deadly to me than heroin.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eat a cake. Shoot some h. Sounds like a good way to go.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Must suck to be type 1 diabetic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It does. Half of what I eat is lean meat.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey sir. you want goyslop with your goyslop ?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a vending machine

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the food?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Chi City?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might as well eat the corn out of your shit with your teeth if you think any of that crap is good.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, the wagey has gone to the office fridge for a snack. Good wagey, why not stay at your desk an extra hour or two?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=rgjGYbRTrk9UPgVT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      classic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bruh 8 minutes i was just referencing that in my post

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it really bothers me that they put those snacks in the fridge. You don't buy them refrigerated. Why would they do that? Where would they get that idea? Horrible. Cold Cheese Crackers? I don't know. You have cabinets, you know. Shelves, even. And even if it was an office, they shouldn't be in there, because people need fridge space to put the lunch they bring from home, or stuff they bring in to share.
    Look at this classic Youtube video. This guy has got it figured out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM&t=288s I don't know what the fuck is going on in OP's picture, but it's wrong. I know that.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you have a humidity control on your snickers crisper?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I eat/drink this much garbage in a whole year. How the fuck are you not diabetic?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gas station feel

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you live in a fucking 7-11?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First trip to costco?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chocolate in the fridge
    Enjoy ruining it.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy the diabetes lardass

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >quite literally nothing but carbs
    i'm no ketofag but zamn

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