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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes I do, thats the only way you would ever have the intelligence to put yourself put of your misery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP btfo

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you have a jar of piss?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt drink piss
      the state of modern Culinaly. im fricking done.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t be watching any sort of asmr especially not some homosexual asiatic shit kys

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea i really wish i was addicted to nicotine. sucking on the cancerous dick of freedom. no one can tell you what to do boss. you’re the big man around here. making your own choices. you aren’t addicted you just like how it feels. you can stop whenever you want

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chip on her shoulder anti smoker is addicted to acting like a gay
      I dont even smoke but what went wrong in your life

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can see your face and thus my answer is: No

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet it was all cooked in seed oils

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Captain D's?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm consoooooooooooooooominggggggg

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How mentally ill do you have to be to watch mukbang shit? Like what is the fricking appeal of watching some mongoloid eat food

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Originally they were made so you didn't have to feel like you're eating alone. (Still sad but understandable) Then normies coopted it and now you have slurpy asmr vids like this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We live in a world where adults over the age of 13 still watch cartoons lol.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont understand how thats comparable to videos of people shoveling food into their face

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          its a slippery slope. btw kys fricking waifu pillow weeb

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im not a weeb buddy, but keep seething I guess

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You reminded me of those millennials who live for potterworld and disney. Why? Why do you want me to be unhappy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are there adults under the age of 13? Mongolia or sum shit?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't have King of the Hill playing in the background while cooking
        Grim

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >skinless potato
    nice and fatless (and hairless)

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mukbang
    room temp iq confirmed

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating with a hat on

    literally subhuman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      really frickin weird line to draw

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right. This isn't coney island, they took the bleachers out two years ago.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          TONY NO!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not, if you're outside and the sun is in your eyes wear a hat, indoors, though? Its fricking uncomfortable and weird and its unhygenic to have a dirty fricking hat on your head near food.

        Its also fricking weird because it means this homosexual and his mukbang is not about the food at all, its some weird parasocial activity where he is an actor, it told me immediately that even if that food tasted like literal shit and was out of date, it would be irrelevant for both him and the viewer.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Its fricking uncomfortable
          so dont wear a hat? or stop being a fatty
          >and weird and its unhygenic to have a dirty fricking hat on your head near food.
          look dude its none of my business how your hat is getting so fricking filthy just walking around but maybe you just shouldnt eat if thats why you don't like it
          >it means this homosexual and his mukbang is not about the food at all, its some weird parasocial activity where he is an actor
          you needed the hat to tell you that? lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't understand how conversations work

            ok dude, this thread was a shitpost anyway, peace

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I do understand how conversations work do you? ragequitting isnt really conversation you know

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I do understand how conversations work do you?

                missing a comma there bud

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >missing a comma there bud
                missing a comma there, bud

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy autism

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                is it?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh now you're the one asking me for advice? Thought you were here to talk shit like a homosexual.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh now you're the one asking me for advice? Thought you were here to talk shit like a homosexual.
                Why would I ask you for advice when you talk like a homosexual and youre shits all moronic?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You were forced to reply to me all these times and to comment were you?

                Held at gunpoint to keep responding, are you?

                Frick off

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You were forced to reply to me all these times and to comment were you?
                >Held at gunpoint to keep responding, are you?
                >Frick off
                i is not the one reddit posting like a frogposter. u mad because you a player hater. u mad bro
                y u mad bro?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was confused about the hat thing, now I just want to see how moronic you truly are

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the moronic one for thinking I am the one wearing a hat.

                >You were forced to reply to me all these times and to comment were you?
                >Held at gunpoint to keep responding, are you?
                >Frick off
                i is not the one reddit posting like a frogposter. u mad because you a player hater. u mad bro
                y u mad bro?

                whats reddit posting

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're the moronic one for thinking I am the one wearing a hat.
                Why arent you wearing a hat?
                Hat's are cool.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you were replying to my reply to the hat weirdo, what else am I supposed to think

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >damn this thread sucks, why am i still here

                think that

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this thread doesnt suck though, its entertaining so far

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick, i hate you fricken vapegays

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKEN b***h MUDDRRFRICKER SMOKING NOT OKAY

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching mukbang while eating

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine willfully wanting to hear the sound of someone chewing while I eat. Has to be some kind of mental illness.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You wish you were me right now.
    Why would you just go on the internet and tell lies?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did I ever do to you? Why would you want to torture me like that?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating at home
    >fried food
    no thank you

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is that catfish in a corn meal breading?
    Either way no and mukbangs are fricking moronic and gross

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eww.
    Toast with no toasting. Shake n Bake tier fried fish, mash with aged jizz. Limp ass fries. Some generic watered down wienertail sauce. Lame cole slaw. Haphazard skewered shrimp.

    Not jelly of any of that.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a woman? Otherwise I'll pass

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Friday fish fry
    >both mashed potatoes and French fries
    Kind of redundant. Should have gotten American or German potato salad instead.

    Other than that, it looks good.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    off all thing you can watch, you choose this guy?
    i've heard that he's a hack or something like that(puke it after he done recording to stay fit)

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