>your beer sir

>your beer sir

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's not what I meant when I said I wanted frothy head.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is unironically how germcucks serve beer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True but only if you ask for it like that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Theres something odd about this guy's bodytype.
        Is his chest underdeveloped , arms too skinny, or his head is just too big compared to his torso ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The estrogen treatments have altered his bone structure

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He’s just an average out-of-shape dude. Nothing especially weird going on.

          The estrogen treatments have altered his bone structure

          Obsessed

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ywnbaw

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              We’re you in the bean oil thread screaming about trannies too?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He's at the first stage. Anyone obsessed with trannies becomes one.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Of course I won’t. I’m not a tranny, and I’m not the guy screeching about them in every single thread either. I hope you at least get paid to shit up ck, considering you treat it like a full-time job.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        only in Central Europe with their beer "culture", everywhere else you would get beaten for pouring more than 1cm of foam

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Or fined... It's difficult in Canada, because we have beers (and their glasses) from all over the world, so an American beer might be marked at a 16oz/473mL pint line, a European beer will probably be a metric pint at 500mL, and an English beer might come in a 20oz/568mL glass. As a result, Canadian beer glasses are usually 16oz, but they can be up to 20% larger depending who commissioned them. And then there's the Quebecois Pinte, which is half an imperial gallon.

          You can legally order a mliko here, but they can only charge a quarter pint.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          central europe is coincidentally only place in the world where they don't drink piss and call it beer

          the glasses are made to accommodate for the foam, you always get 500ml, if you went up to the edge you'd get way over that

          mliko never costs the full price and it's intentional

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For tourists and immigrants.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol it's actually the law to fill the glass at least to the dash with liquid. They cheat all the time at the Oktoberfest and they get fined all the time because they check them regularly.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i clean taps for a living and worked a beerfest for a local ski resort recently, they had all the employees pouring (into clear plastic cups) and almost every beer looked like that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got a tap you can clean RIGHT HERE PAL

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pour wrong way get big foamies
    >pour right way get a bit of foamies
    >either way same amount of liquid was poured into the cup
    Pill me on the science and whatnot on froth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the froth is fluid but not liquid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the same amount of liquid. Foam is mostly air. If you have a glass full of foam, once it settles it will be less than half a glass of beer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A full glass of froth settles at about half a glass.

      t. soon-to-be alcoholic on beer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >alcoholic on beer
        Doesn’t your belly get full before you get really drunk? Or do you just catch a buzz every night?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but I never feel full from beer, but I also seldom get drunk from it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You sure you're not getting alcohol free beer anon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Miss my beer alcoholic days... Picking up a 30 rack every few days... Waking up and needing to turn my mattress on its side to dry out because I'd pissed myself again... Still using the same mattress too...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mliko is a real, intentional pour

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i looked this up last month
      the alcohol doesn't just disappear, so when you're pouring your 12oz bottle of beer into your pint glass, you're still getting 12oz of beer after the foam settles or whether you drink the head or not

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's a 10/10 in belgium

    here is a real pour

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually a fucking awful pour. You want some head on the beer because it's wafts the aromas to you and so that you're not ingesting all of that carbonation.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it "wafts the aromas"
        Sure reddit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wafts the aromas
        This poster has a homosexualy mustache and 6 facial piercings with an undercut.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just like you waft your head around other men's cocks? homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Please show us how you waft your own head

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I greatly suspect that something tremendously unpleasant is about to occur for this young fellow.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a Blemmyes pint

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with beer autists and foam? who the fuck wants to drink froth?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Problem, officer? That foam looks perfectly scraped.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get some beer with that foam?knyuck knyuck knyuck

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These hazy IPAs are really getting out of hand.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know how to pronounce mliko. I'm sure as hell not going to order it. But it's here... so can I get a crazy straw?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i love mliko like hakurei rleimu

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this would be illegal in the UK and if the weight and measures inspector seen it there would be fines and possible jail time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you get a loicense for it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weights_and_Measures_Acts_(UK)#

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No Czechs allowed. Say no more.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Arigato gozaimasu.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Irish and it's actually insane how badly most of the world pours a pint of Guinness, if you don't know, you are supposed to pour it in two parts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how tap guiness tastes, but can guiness tastes fucking bad, at least here in spain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Guinness anywhere outside of Ireland proper tastes like shit
        fresh from tap is honestly great

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They might be licencing it out to brew locally like they do with Guinness Extra Stout here. Guess what Guinness ES brewed at the Molson Brewery tastes like... BURNED FUCKING MOLSON. They didn't bother with the right yeast, proper hops, water chemistry, or even biergas. It is literally Canadian Dark.

          damn, one more reason to go to Ireland, what's its flavor like? I like porters, stouts, and all that jazz, but my favorite is franziskaner dunkel and similar

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Guinness in Ireland is just... fresher. A little fuller because of it. It's like a lightweight porter here, held up entirely by the nitro. It's still a lightweight porter there, but it feels and tastes like it's got a little more to it closer to Dublin.

            Same advice for any beer, but if you order it on tap, make sure it's moving. Beer goes stale in the lines almost as quickly as it does in open air.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              guess I have to find a proper Irish pub somewhere here

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What are you talking about, beer goes stale due to oxygenation, beer in a tap line will be maintained at the exact same pressure it is in the keg because that's how physics works. It's not like it's being exposed to more oxygen in the airtight line than it is in the keg. At most, it may just be slightly warmer due to being out of refrigeration, but most lines that distance is pretty minimal to the point there's no real difference.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I've never had fresh Guinness from a temp-controlled tap
                >Arr taste same

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have though, from Dublin. Absolutely Guinness is better in Ireland than other countries, but your comment about beer going stale in lines is fucking retarded.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I've never left my basement
                >My Mountain Dew fermented once. That was fun.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They might be licencing it out to brew locally like they do with Guinness Extra Stout here. Guess what Guinness ES brewed at the Molson Brewery tastes like... BURNED FUCKING MOLSON. They didn't bother with the right yeast, proper hops, water chemistry, or even biergas. It is literally Canadian Dark.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm Irish
      Opinion discarded

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    living in the netherlands be like

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I learned from my medicine frat parties that at least 2 people can fully empty their bladders into a vat of cheap beer without you tasting the difference. The foam is a bit thicker tho
    >pic unrelated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      psychotic. thank u for sharing.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these little shits are actually pretty good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would like it more if they had a bit of caffeine, or tried pushing the abv a point or two, otherwise it was fine tasting.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good pour. No upset stomach for me.

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