>YOUR birthday. >YOU are given YOUR birthday cake. >it's split between everyone at the party

>YOUR birthday
>YOU are given YOUR birthday cake
>it's split between everyone at the party
does this seem fricked up and unfair to anyone else?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my birthday
    >family all picky eaters
    >none of them adventurous
    >we go where they want to go

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was still 2012 bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go back.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was before your time zoomer

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I make my own birthday cake and eat it all alone.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >does this seem fricked up and unfair to anyone else?
    No. It feels like I'm forcing others to eat through social pressure.
    But I don't care for more than a slice of most cakes.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Your wife likes chocolate cream pies, stingy butthole.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The presents are for (You), while the cake, ice cream and pizza is the food to get people to come to your stupid party.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So you mean to say that all my party guests were only there because they'd been bribed?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >getting upset at the concept of sharing with your friends
    Be real OP, you never had anyone come to your birthday party of pity participants arranged by your parents.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are your "friends" eating YOUR food on YOUR birthday?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >does this seem fricked up and unfair to anyone else?
    No, because I've been to more than one party and social event in my fricking life, so I know how cakes work.

    Plus eating a full fricking cake is not advised, unless you want to be a fatass hamplanet.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You share the experience of your birthday, your celebration of life, with your loved ones. No its not unfair.
    Hobbits have a tradition of the birthday boy giving everyone else gifts rather than THEM getting all the gifts, and I think thats lovely.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >congratulations!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i really don't like cake. every bite is a disappointment
    one birthday my family got me a "chocolate chip cookie cake" it was just a large soft cookie and it was great, not even into cookies.
    brownies now though, hoo boy, the worst brownies beat both cake and cookies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what makes it disappointing? too dry, too wet, or the sickeningly sweet icing?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i've never had good icing, and the cake tastes like lightly flavored bread with weird texture
        i'm not saying cake can't be good, i've just never had a good one.
        now brownies are a good, dense, highly flavored bread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you'd like tres leches cake. I'm not a big fan of cake either but that one is good.

      > the worst brownies beat both cake and cookies.
      For fudge brownies I'd agree. Cake brownies are awful though and I've never enjoyed them.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not really.
    i always viewed it as a nice gesture for them coming to celebrate your birthday since they all seem to like cake and i can't fricking stand it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my funeral
    >only I have fun
    hehe

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could empathize with you and your perspective of others eating your cake as unfair, but I find that to be difficult because I am not a Big Ol' Fat-Ass Fatty McFatterson.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t celebrate birthdays. I don’t believe in them. When it’s someone’s birthday I never say happy birthday to them and yes, no one celebrates my birthday either and that’s good. I would be a hypocrite otherwise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Happy belated birthday

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you get first slice thoughever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to cut it and pass out the slices and only take a slice after everyone else has one, and if the knife doesn't come out clean on the first cut you have to kiss the closest girl.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're meant to wait until you get your slice to eat in that case
        Even if you do it Amish style like that you still get a free wish...albeit...
        Haven't heard about the free kiss though sounds incest but maybe I just didn't have enough friends

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Low class mentality.

    Everyone gets a piece because you are repaying them for their presence, and that is the same reason why whoever invites someone for dinner, pays for their meal.

    PS: I know it's a meme you posted, or at least I hope it is, but my points still stand.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am nothing if not a generous birthday boy. All are welcome to partake in my bounty! Another year of me! Huzzah!

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone buys you a cake
    >Everyone that comes to celebrate, yourself included, has a slice
    >Then you take home the rest for yourself

    It's not really complicated. Do you think only you should eat at your birthday dinner too?

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