Your cocktail as ordered, sir. What appetizer would you like with it?

Your wienertail as ordered, sir. What appetizer would you like with it?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mozzarella stick pls

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A good book

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wiener tail? Sorry, that's not for me, i'm not a homosexual, sir.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *The black bartender teleports behind you and takes your bussy* heh nothin personnel, homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      THIS. God I wish I had the balls to retort to a stuffy, pretentious waiter with their uniform and clean dress with something like this. You KNOW they judge you when you walk in and sit down at their restaurant. They act like they own the place, knowing who the cooks are, communicating with the cooks and management. If you want to speak to the cooks about a special request, they stop you and say no sir, I'll do that. It's like what the frick, no? Why do I have to bow to the whims of some butthole waiter or waitress just because they supposedly "run the show." AND THEN they want a tip after everything is all said and done, they expect a giant tip that's 20% of the meal (and it used to be 10%.... notice that?). They want you to pay 20% for their condescending attitude, judgment of you, controlling your movements and thoughts, and general despicable behavior. The whole profession is a fraud.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        seek therapy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just stop going out to eat dummy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't avoid that especially if with a cute girlfriend or wife. They like to go out and be seen, it is what it is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon says this when 15 minutes ago he was giving someone a blowjob through the glory hole.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What appetizer would you like with it?
    Big sloppa-tier platter of antipasti.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    12 clams please
    here's an extra tip for being a goth homosexual my good man
    *flips him an american silver eagle from the year of his birth*

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I'm asked What appetizer would you like with it?
    another wienertail please

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Given that I'm only here for a few minutes while waiting for a plane how about a small beer and some gardettos then maybe I can take the rest of the gardettos onto the plane with me to share with the stewardasses

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's go with something like this, for starters.
    Then more drink.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you I didn't order no homosexual *wiener*tail, now bring me my highlife garçon

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excellent Black persononi as usual Justin. I will have the soft pretzel bites with nacho cheese dip.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have some combos sir

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you black?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soap shortage

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have the poo poo platter, stat!

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would take dinner with the appetizer chef over the appetizer, because I could learn how to make appetizers from him, and make connections

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude anon, that's pretty twisted and doesn't make much sense.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a Trappist beer you butthole. With raw milk cheese. Take your loud chain, tattoos, and pretentious fake silver skull ring and go frick yourself. With your pretentious wienertail made with garbage alcohol.

    NO

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont drink outside, the israelite in me prohibits to pay overprice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You clearly israeliteed for the quad 0s

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boo hoo I don't drink wienertails, something about money or testosterone
    Some people are maladjusted. I usually drink pints of beer or cider, or straight whisky on the rocks. But, I can branch out to a few wienertails sometimes. There's so much homosexualry in this thread and none is resonating from this post. As for what to eat, maybe olives and meat, with a few bread type products and a dip

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