Your food pet peeves

For me, it's scraping an empty yogurt container
>SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE
Fricking violating my ears with that bullshit over and over to get a tiny jizzm of yogurt, and then, do it again
>SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE
YOUR YOGURT IS EMPTY YOU FRICKING PRICK. YOU'RE OUT OF YOGURT. YOU'RE DONE. YOU'RE FINISHED
>"BUH I WANT MORE"
THEN BUY ANOTHER YOU SELF ABSORBED FRICKING c**t YOU GET THREE SCRAPES AND YOU'RE DONE YOU MICRPLASTIC FILLED PRICK

What's your food-related pet peeve, anon?

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68

The Kind of Tired That Sleep Won’t Fix Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t eaten a yogurt cup since I was 7 years old.
    You can buy yogurt in larger containers, or better yet make it yourself, for way cheaper and use a glass container to take it to work in portions.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hearing someone else eat when you are not eating:
    >SLURP SHLORP SHLORP SMACK SHLAP SHLOP SHLORP SLUPR SMACK SMACK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed
      >GRUNT SMACK SMACK MMMMH TING TING SCRAPE SCHLORP SMACK SMACK LICK GRUNT BREATHE SMACK

      I haven’t eaten a yogurt cup since I was 7 years old.
      You can buy yogurt in larger containers, or better yet make it yourself, for way cheaper and use a glass container to take it to work in portions.

      Glass would unironically be an improvement

      You know how to have a nice day, right?

      I do but I'm not going to because my existence bothers you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i work with a guy who slurped his coffee into his microphone in a meeting once, and I will never forgive

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you will forgive

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based, i would do that on purpose to troll autistics
        >slllluuurrppp
        >ahhhhhh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate people who care so much about how I eat my food. Like when I scrape clean the yogurt container. Frick off and die.

      These, plus I hate when people look at me while I'm eating. I hate when people talk to me while I'm trying to eat. I hate when people ask me dumb questions about what I'm trying to eat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's about it, along with people using too much soap to clean a single dish, but that's less food related.

      My inlaws sound like pigs rutting in slop when they eat or drink ANYTHING. Brother inlaw is a diapergay too, so he sips his drinks like a little baby cause his mother didn't mother very well. Speaking of her, fat cow, can hear her grunting and breathing down the hall, and then feels the need to SLURRERRRP everytime she takes a sip of lemonade. Also is one of those types who has to nod and make a comment after every bite of her unseasoned/fast food(no other options).

      i work with a guy who slurped his coffee into his microphone in a meeting once, and I will never forgive

      Ain't gonna.. ever forgive!!!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate people who care so much about how I eat my food. Like when I scrape clean the yogurt container. Frick off and die.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ARE OUT OF YOGURT, THAT NOISE MEANS "EMPTY"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know how to have a nice day, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's empty when I can't see any more yogurt in there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you're eating around other people, it is your duty as a polite member of society to minimize the noise you make.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate people who make noises after they eat something. Not the eating noises itself, they do something like moan or groan everytime they swallow some food or take a drink. It's weird as frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If someone deliberately burps as loud as they can (as in opening their mouth and pushing instead of trying to stifle it) after eating it's like 9000 red-hot nails going into my brain

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't drink with me

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, that's literally me.
    but hey, problem solved
    just use one of those silicone mini spatulas and you can get every tiny last bit of your yogurty goodness with ease and no annoying sounds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have no problem with silicone chads.

      Frick you OP. I WILL get every last drop of yogurt and YOU cannot stop me!
      >SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAP SCRAPE. GULP
      That hit the spot

      I will grab your yogurt out of your hand and throw it in the trash.

      For me, it's when you go to a restaurant and there are colored people there.

      Based racist

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's when you go to a restaurant and there are colored people there.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN TLIN

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you OP. I WILL get every last drop of yogurt and YOU cannot stop me!
    >SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAP SCRAPE. GULP
    That hit the spot

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People who eat with their fork in a way that creates a clanging or scraping noise against their teeth bug me.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We get it OP, you're a wasteful manchild.
    Do you also leave the crust behind when eating sliced bread? Look down on people who use bread to clean up their spaghetti sauce? Leave the tips of chicken wings untouched? Bet you don't eat the broken pieces of chips at the bottom of the bag either.

    That is how autistic you sound. Wonder what your parents think of you never cleaning off your plate.
    >but thats different!
    lol no, same logic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh waste
      Your jizzum of yogurt isn't saving the planet or money. You're simply a self-absorbed manchild making noise and disrupting everyone else.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of sounds like that piss me off and I hate that they do. I shouldn't get mad for someone enjoying their food.
        When I was younger I made all my gfs use plastic forks and spoons every time we ate at home because the sound of silverware striking a ceramic plate or bowl irritates me. I myself have always held and used the implements with only quiet tapping sounds at most, something I didn't even know until I started thinking about this.

        >making noise and disrupting everyone else
        Realize that (You) are a very tiny minority of people who have a strong negative response to routine sounds of other people. Most people do not care, we are the weird ones for having a problem in the first place.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dog you're describing misophonia and it's an aspect of ocd and/or autism; it's not some kind of moral failing

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When gross cattle-like subhumans chew with their mouthes open.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me a different way to get some air while chewing and ill stop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You better look like fricking voldemort to use that excuse. You got a fricking nose?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      allow the food to aerate while you chew enhances the flavor and aroma

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eating one of those is like eating pussy

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you get a sensory overload and panic attacks over the sound of someone eating yogurt you are a severely autistic person

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >finish cooking
    >move bowl onto stove
    >carefully dump food into bowl
    >bits of it fall out and burn onto the hot stove

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who the hell puts a bowl on a hot stove? do you live in a care center for downies?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just use my finger : )

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i lick it
    i have a long tongue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LONDON?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chopping carrots with a paring knife!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess, diagnosed autism?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't I scrape it and waste food Black person?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason the smell of any food when someone else is eating it and I'm not hungry makes me feel sick, even if it's something I like to eat

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't use paper plates and plastic utensils. Fricking hate them. I keep ceramic and silver at work - I'd rather wash the plates, than use paper or styrofoam fricking plates.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lick the cup clean

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When mommy buys clumps of artificial crab meat instead of sticks. The snap of the meat is what's desired, mommy!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when people brown onions with a spurtle or another utensil with holes it. wtf are u doing

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *