You're not supposed to actually enjoy it, right?

You're not supposed to actually enjoy it, right?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >raised by a single mother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was raised by a single mom and I'm an alcoholic. Beer is like the childhood I never had.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Beer is like the childhood I never had.
        Holy shit, that's fricking depressing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Beer is like the childhood I never had.
        amazing quote, I'm going to use this

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yummy yummy wish I could have one right now instead of working on a Tuesday. Sometimes I envy the hobos I walk past every day. Wouldn't life be nice if I could get drunk and beat my meat at the park every day.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, you're not, only real men do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True, I love beer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ur cute :3

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ive literally only ever heard gays and weakling autists say they hate the taste. Everything has to be scrummy yummy 🙂 for them. Even my friend who is a 37 year old khv loves the taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah man only REAL MEN. Drink beer like me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prove me wrong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dislike lighter beers because they feel too light and airy. If you're an underage or a college student drinking only the lightest, cheapest, shittiest beers, I could see why they'd hate the taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had my first taste of beer at like 5 or so and fricking hated it, obviously. Didn't try it again until college more or less and liked it.

      I dislike lighter beers because they feel too light and airy. If you're an underage or a college student drinking only the lightest, cheapest, shittiest beers, I could see why they'd hate the taste.

      I like light beers during summer because I work outside and they are very refreshing. Prefer stronger stuff but a light cold one after work hits the spot like nothing else for me.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once I got over my sugar addiction, I started being able to appreciate other flavours more and started enjoying beer.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not that piss water, no. Try a real beer.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yoooo estrogen yoo. I love hecking beer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right it's much better if you love vodka and wine and frick up your body that way

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with wine?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are more spirits than vodak. are you a Slav?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Whiskey exists outside of scotland, and most "modern" whiskeys are actually just cheap Vodka that's been aged in whiskey barrels

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this hasn't got any less moronic since the last time you post this

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              God forbid someone keep whiskey from becoming a /misc/ right wing dogwhistle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      found you in this meme. guess which one you are. hint: it's not the one on the left

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How is the guy on the right wrong?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if it has to be explained to you, you're basically confirming yourself as a boring friendless loser

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because I wanna huff beer farts outta that ass

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When i open a cold beer the sound and smell alone activate a neuron spike in my brain, i literally feel my pupils dilate.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beer is only good if you arent the type that has to put sweetner (yes, ketchup is a sweetner) on everything. If you cant enjoy an exclusively savory flavor profile you'll never enjoy beer. I used to hate it when I ate like shit then I learned to actually cook and now I love trying new beers. Personal favorite is Ghostfish Watchstander Stout. Its fricking amazing, rice and corn beers are underrated as hell, and celiacs safe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like Chinese beers because they aren't insanely hoppy and shit
      The Chinese of course think I'm insane

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah alcohol is like medicine where you ingest it for the effect and not the taste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the effect supposed to be?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Euphoria. This could come down to genetics. That said, beer tastes good

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its fermented grains. What's not to like?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tried belgian moon because my friend is trying to get me into wheat beers
    >tastes fricking awful

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like beer. Pilsners are quite nice. The dark ones are too heavy. IPA's I thought were disgusting but they're pretty good, too bad they're associated with hipsters n moronic lefties.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't it crazy how "leftists" keep being associated with all these good things while "conservatives" consume trash

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only drink spirits, beer taste like shit to me and I don't feel like drinking liquid calories until I learn to like it. gays who need to drink beer to feel manly are mirrors of trannies who need to drink soy milk.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's too bitter for me. Ever since I was a teen I drink picrel. 500 ml dark beer, 500ml coke, 40ml cherry liqueur. It's based and i don't care if I'm called a child over it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're not supposed to actually enjoy it, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, tastewise I find Monster Import really fricking good. It tastes better than OG Monster.

      Anyone else try this before?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where the FRICK is it an import from?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think they make that stuff in the Netherlands.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently started drinking black coffee, eating raw onions, and don't even dislike beer anymore
    and so what I'm realizing is as you get older your sense of taste just stops working effectively and that's why old people dont mind eating and drinking shit like that
    it just doesnt taste bad anymore

    it doesn't taste good, never good, but not bad. neutral really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you have a good roast, black coffee can taste pretty damn good. just make sure not to drink it too hot.
      hell even dogshit waffle house coffee ain't that bad black.

      i wonder how much of the hating bitterness is an age thing or a social thing. i remember when i was 5 my dad gave me a sip of his budweiser and i hated it obviously. was that because i truly hated bitter flavors, or because i didn't actually know why he drank it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for me its not precisely the bitterness as i enjoy black coffee, grapefruits, a proper apple cider with tannins in it, etc. but the particular bitterness in hops has a way of seeeping into the tongue and accumulating there until it overwhelms the palate. My first few sips of beer are always pleasant but by the time I'm halfway through the glass it just tastes like soap to me, and switching to food doesn't even reset it.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beer only makes you fell bloated and dehydrated
    >cigarettes only give you shits and sweats
    >neither of their highs is really enjoyable
    They really picked the shittiest drugs to be legal, cocaine btfos both of these and tbqh it probably isn't much worse for you compared to alcohol and tobacco

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cocaine is one of the most moronic drugs there are. Extremely expensive, high lasts fifteen minutes and other much cheaper and longer lasting drugs btfo it's supposed positive effects.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >extremely expensive
        4u
        >lasts 15 minutes
        Maybe the 20% coke, cut-a-thousand-times filth they sell to you
        >btfoed by other stims
        This I can somewhat concede, different stims have different pros and cons but they all btfo alcohol and tobacco

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >probably isn't much worse for you compared to alcohol and tobacco
      lol
      At least I understand psychedelic gays when they say mushrooms should be legal. Whereas you're a crackhead who probably gets his "good shit" by sucking dick.
      And that's a good thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >seething alcoholic projecting his dick sucking shenanigans to be able to afford some colt 45
        Sad, many such cases

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe its just you?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i saw this old wild west movie a while back and the cowboys gave their horses a bucket full of beer after a long trek through the desert, and the horse was dunking and slurping the beer out of a big wooden bucket, and it looked really refreshing so i try to slam a beer after a long bike ride

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you're a mutant and can't like beer. Maybe. (Do you like black coffee or dark chocolate?)
    That doesn't mean that other people have to have your deficiencies.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's hazy little thing or coors light

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, hold your nose and drink vodka and quickly chase it.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, but also yes. You wouldn’t get it.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking blacked out on golden monkeys the other night

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