Youth is when you think the Big Mac is the best burger on the menu, Adulthood is when you understand it was the double cheeseburger all along.

Youth is when you think the Big Mac is the best burger on the menu, Adulthood is when you understand it was the double cheeseburger all along.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the McChicken.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ayo its three fo free!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both taste like garbage. I moved onto Five Guys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't had McGoy's in 3 years, those who still eat that shit are NGMI.

      Fast food is for morons and losers. Made by moronic losers for moronic losers.

      >filtered

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep

      check out Mr Moneybags over here... and he doesn't even require a drive-thru to get food... stop flexing on us!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are Five Guy's patties supposed to be unseasoned or did the location near me (that closed down) just suck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No idea, but the bacon cheeseburger always tasted plenty seasoned from the salt from the bacon/cheese. Just add more salt if you want

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is correct they do not season their meat even if you ask they won't do it. They also won't melt the cheese either. Some sort of humiliation ritual I'm not sure. Maybe the original 5 guys had to make a deal with the devil and that was part of the price they had to pay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The cheese is always melted for me, although I do scrape the sides to remove some of the excess cheese as two slices is a bit overkill. Also the whole seasoning thing is way overblown. Between the bread, the bacon, and the cheese, it's already got plenty of salt. I like salty food and have never once thought Five Guys burgers lacked flavor/seasoning. But if you do, it only takes a few seconds to sprinkle some salt on so seems like a really trivial thing to complain about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No idea, but the bacon cheeseburger always tasted plenty seasoned from the salt from the bacon/cheese. Just add more salt if you want

      Your ad campaign won't work on me. I've given you plenty of money already.....frick off I'm begging you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I moved onto Five Guys
      Good luck. I did that a couple years ago & had to take out a loan.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Step aside.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i am 32 years old and i have never eaten a macfish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vastly underrated sandwich, a hidden gem if you will

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vastly underrated sandwich, a hidden gem if you will

      i saw in a flyer that my local mcdicks now has a 'surf and turf' burger that is a big mac with a filet o fish patty rammed in the middle. im intrigued

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truly the best, the only issue is the price.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based Filet-O-Fish enjoyer, truly the best McD item

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you've already committed to the goyslop then you need to experience the BK Big Fish at a proper BK, and by "proper" BK I mean one without an empty parking lot indicating that even the goys have abandoned them, but if you can find a "proper" high-traffic BK then the Big Fish will seriously mog the Filet or even the Double Filet O'Fish, unless you have some special nostalgic connection to the Scottish Filet (which some people do, like my cousin Tony, he used to always get a Filet with his father who was tragically killed and now he eats a Filet every day while crying, and the snot mixes into the tartar sauce, but we always get him extra napkins).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if it were you
      Hanging up on this wall
      If it were you in that sandwich
      You wouldn't be laughing at aaaaaaaalllllll

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had McGoy's in 3 years, those who still eat that shit are NGMI.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fast food is for morons and losers. Made by moronic losers for moronic losers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The quarter pounder completely mogs every other fast food burger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I once thought the same. However the double cheeseburger has a better meat/bun/ ratio than the quarter pounder

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        double cheeseburgers are always too greasy. You're probably just fat and have become accustomed to the excessive grease.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They have less meat than a quarter pounder so please explain how they could be more greasy einstein

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the meat has twice the surface area, dipshit.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the grease comes from cooking the meat, so more meat = more grease, simple as that.
              Your surface area explanation is cope

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wow what a surprise, the fatty cannot into grease physics.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                surely a fat person would better understand grease physics

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fatties are grease apologists. They are emotionally invested in the grease and are incapable of being objective.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I once thought the same
        you once thought correctly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got myself a big mac today but substituted the patties for quarter pounder patties, I ascended

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i used always get the mcdouble 'dressed like a mac'. some places would do it free and some would charge like 25 cents extra but i think its like 90 dollars or some shit if they even allow it now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I tried getting that once. It was one of my most embarrassing drive thru moments. The lady talked to me like I was crazy but she eventually put together a quarter pounder with some big mac sauce and lettuce and stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Culvers wins

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No adulthood is when you realize that any burger sucks donkey balls compared to any variety of pljeskavica when it's competently made.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Probably had an ied in it
      Ok Mohammed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zdravo croanon.
      Have you tried the McGurmanska Pljeskavica? It's ok, but overpriced. Nothing compares to home made majka style pljeskavika.
      Stara koka, dobra juha. Bo dok dok dak dok.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >McGurmanska Pljeskavica

        Oh my god, I'm so glad that's fake as hell

        I have far tastier grill that comes in far bigger portions fight in front of my house and anything creepy clown could ever deliver:

        Also

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adulthood is not eating fast food

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow. I hate Black folk so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Call the cops!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta earn that $20 an hour

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No item current or former has ever defeated the breakfast wrap with brown sauce

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True maturity is realizing basing things on age is stupidity, and that the double is good.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why the double bacon cheese burger is not explicitly shown on the menu at my burger king in canada. But it's their best burger.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you understand it was the double cheeseburger all along
    Sometimes you don’t learn the truth until it is too late. The damage has been done and you can’t go back and change things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Emilio Barzini

      Refusal of a complimentary Big Mac is not the act of a friend Don Corleone

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese makes me have to shit almost instantly these days

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad queer homosexual

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://mcdonalds.com.au/menu/chicken-n-cheese

    Better .

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adulthood is when you understand that the Big 'n' Tasty is the best, and should be brought back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was just a quarter pounder with tomato lettuce and mayo, which you can still add (for free) to a qp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I remember when these were on the dollar menu and I was a poor college kid. What a great value. Then they hiked it up to over $3 and I fricked off

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The McDouble is the more balanced, better-tasting option. Two slices of cheese is too much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      False. look at the comparison pic you posted, the mcdouble just looks wrong. There's too much meat compared to the cheese on a mcdouble, the quarter pounder faces the same problem but has too much meat for the amount of bread. The double cheeseburger has been perfectly optimised to avoid these shortcomings

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adulthood is when you learn to make your own burgers and leave the fast food garbage behind.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But do you chup it up? This is critical.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I always like to dip my spicy mcchickens in ketchup.

      I remember the drive thru girl bullying me for asking for ketchup and her saying "what are ya gonna do, dip your mcchickens in the ketchup?". I thought it was kind of cute that she made that comment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chup gang!

      Chup chup chup it up, chup it up!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you even do this anymore? I haven’t seen ketchup pumps at McD’s in a long time. And tearing open a bunch of packets is annoying (assuming you can even get a sufficient number of them out of the surly counter people)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're meant to buy big mac sauce seperate and apply it to the inside of the Double cheeseburger with a fry

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it has the perfect ratio of bun to meat / cheese. If you put it in the microwave for 20 seconds it's even better.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well of course the small diced onion, delicious pickle, fresh pickle its simplicity perfected.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >delicious pickle, fresh pickle

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kid, please.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even with double patties the Big Mac still manages to make you feel like you're eating a bread salad with dressing

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont like ketchup and mustard and im too autistic to special order a double cheeseburger at mcdonalds without it

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny how fat Americans can talk about McDonald's, the most basic dogshit, like it's a delicacy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find it funny how poor non-Americans can cope about being poor, the most basic dogshit, like it's a delicacy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't make any sense. But I suppose that's all the fat diminishing your already low IQ

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't make any sense. But I suppose that's all the poverty diminishing your already poor perspective

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it was the double cheeseburger all along
    How long have americans had the double cheeseburger? We got it over here like a few years ago max, before that we would buy a couple of cheeseburgers and just combine them ourselves

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Double cheeseburger is based. I get the mcdouble though because there's like a one dollar price difference for the extra piece of cheese for some fricking reason

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh strange there is no McDouble where I live so I have to ask people to remove one slice and often they wil not do it because the fricking employees do not understand custom orders. I think the second slice of cheese is overpowering.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wendy's mogs mcBlack person's

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People b***h that Mcdonalds is too expensive because they are morons who just look at the menu and order the premium combos
    >I go and get a Mcdouble, Mcchicken and medium fries using the app for $3 which is enough food for any normal person

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It baffles me that morons still eat this fricking goyslop. This shit is way overpriced now, never tasted good to begin with, and is poison that makes you fat and ugly and feel like garbage and ruins your bowel movements. The pure excuse for eating this shit is you're drunk as frick and out with friends in the city, otherwise you are an absolute moron and deserve to be placed in the genetically modified slave caste you and your descendants are guranteed going to end up in.

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